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Oh my, oh my, oh my. Wasn’t it only just yesterday that Bruce Carroll, aka the Gay Patriot, posted pictures of Mike Rogers and John Avarosis under the headline “WANTED: Gay Terrorists”? Minutes later, he “retired” permanently from blogging for unspecified reasons, a promise he, sadly, declined to honor. Well, it seems that the election of a pro-gay socialist Muslim Negro as President has finally pushed Bruce over what was probably a very narrow edge in the first place and caused him to contemplate a little terrorism of his own:
Um, when do we get to exercise our rights given to us in the very first clause under our Founding Document?
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
Just askin’.
This isn’t just a little pseudo-butch bravado from Bruce after having blended up one too many batches of frozen sour apple martinis for himself. No, he’s pulled the K-Y out of the nightstand and is using it and a ShamWow! to polish up the stock of his musket. That seems to be the only possible conclusion from this little note from Bruce in the comments section (where his whack-a-doodle-dandy commenters are talking about how the nation’s current economic problems are — brace yourself — a result of the abandonment of the gold standard):
ILC — I will have to avoid answering your questions directly due to a sincere fear that the [sic] Obama’s Justice Department will show up to [sic] my house and imprison me on charges of treason. I will have more thinly-veiled posts on this subject, though, over the coming weeks
Obviously, there’s going to be some excitement at the Gay Patriot over the coming weeks as Brucie-boy goes all Hal Turner on us. Look, of course, for a name change for the blog, at least once Bruce can rustle up enough cash to buy a new domain name. I’m personally rooting for either gaywhitesupremacist.net or gunsgaysandammo.org. Another intriguing possibility for the rechristening of “Teh Gay Patriot” might be gunningdowngaymarriage.com
Even more entertaining will be to watch the reaction of Bruce’s co-blogger Dan, aka Teh Theoretically Gay Patriot™, as Bruce tries to round up their regular commenters such as V the K, North Dallas Thirty, I Love Capitalism, and That Gay Conservative into his little secessionist militia. Although we regularly make fun of Dan for doing seal tricks to please Republican wingnuts who call him “fairy” and “perv” behind his back, we suspect that he’s probably a decent enough guy and doesn’t really want to wind up having involuntary chats with the Secret Service.
Of course, this may all be another empty threat by Bruce, like his retirement from blogging. Or, more likely, all Bruce may have in mind is a faaab-u-lous civil war re-enactment in drag where cosmos and some “fierce” tapas he found in Southern Living magazine will be served.
Do not crucify man upon this cross of gold!
Instead, make little gold bullets and shoot them at him. Then if he’s a wereworlf he’ll die. Wait. I forgot where I was going with this. Aren’t those silver bullets…
Do not crucify man upon this cross of silver!
Though I’m all for bringing back the railroads.
I will have more thinly-veiled posts on this subject, though, over the coming weeks.
Because nothing deters a prosecutor like a tiny, tiny amount of ambiguity.
I must admit, I’m a little puzzled as to what’s caused the revolutionary temper tantrum. The stimulus? Do you remember when Obama negotiated that bill with the Republicans, and, as the minority party, they couldn’t stop it, but they were able to change its contents. Isn’t that how the democracy thing works?
I mean, for really important things, the constitution prevents the majority from overruling the minority (like rules about searching private property and correspondence). But other stuff is fair game.
” will have more thinly-veiled posts on this subject, though, over the coming weeks.”
Agent Harris: What do you think he means by that?
Agent Bodski: I don’t know. Is that a code?
Agent Harris: This guy’s smarter than we thought.
I love it, the previous dude suspended habeas corpus, jailed citizens without trial, led us into wars on false pretenses, etc etc etc etc and NOW they’re talking secession and civil war?
Oh wingnuts. Now that you’re out of power, I adore watching you bawwwwww.
…— a result of the abandonment of the gold standard…
Pshhawww. Anybody knows that the turning point and the beginning of our long national decent into hell was when our Puritan friends started coddling the witches. How can you build an economy with witches lurking about everywhere? This is Econ 101.
Americans always love violent wingnut terrorists. Remember how much enthusiastic support the militias got after the OKC bombing?
If Republican bloggers can only overcome their natural craven cowardice, they can surely revive the GOP permanently by going all Tim McVeigh on some preschoolers.
Yes, no one could have predicted that the wingers would behave this way after being ousted from power.
My thoughts exactly, Michael. It’s not the stimulus, though, that’s just an excuse. They’ve been bloviating about this sort of thing since about October, at least in some corners of the wingnut-o-sphere. They decided that Obama was a socialist (or should I say, they decided that Democrats were socialists and that therefore Obama was a socialist) and proceeded to view everything through that framework. It was losing that started them down this trail.
What we’re seeing in this particular strain of wingnut is the latest stage of a degeneration process that started back in the late 70’s. They were already nuts going into the Bush years, but in the last decade they really went over the edge, becoming the gung-ho all-or-nothing types you see today. Any Democrat would have provoked this reaction. They have started viewing politics as transcendental, as though a Democratic victory is the end of the world and a Republican victory, it’s salvation.
I love it, the previous dude suspended habeas corpus, jailed citizens without trial, led us into wars on false pretenses, etc etc etc etc and NOW they’re talking secession and civil war?
I was thinking more along the lines of:
I love it, the previous dude suspended habeas corpus, jailed citizens without trial, led us into wars on false pretenses, etc etc etc etc and NOW they think Obama’s the one who will jail them for “treason”?
It’s really the logical extension of Team Politics – their team lost, and they’re in despair about it, like a Michigan State freshman pep-squad member at the end of the football season. The football players and the cheerleaders and the marching band are pros that have been through several losing seasons, so they accept it and dream of next season. But the kids who just came to campus this fall and got their tickets in the section where you hold up the colored cards have never been so crushed. So they’re out in the streets ready to beat up anyone unlucky enough to be wearing the other team’s colors.
It’s amusing but also a little scarey, because of the irrationality of it. These guys don’t understand that with all that talk of “socialism” and “wealth redistribution”, McCain and the Big Boys don’t really believe that shit, they’re just using those words to play little scaredy-cats like these guys.
Of course, that’s the Pandora’s box that cynics like McCain and his campaign opened – hype up the fear and hatred for political gain, and there are going to be some hyped up people out there.
And I love how, to these guys, Obama is all things.
He’s a European-style socialist who is also going to send Gestapo to your door in the dark of night.
His committment to ending torture will bring terrorist attacks….from Al Quaeda, whose secret ally he is.
He’s an elitist snob with a MauMauing Black Power wife.
He’s a ghetto nigga with a bling-bling-wearing, lobster-eating fashionista wife.
His stimulus package is so vast it will bankrupt our childrens’ childrens’ children, and it’s too little and too late.
He’s a naif idealist who has gained power only by a vast false-identity conspiracy that was 47 years in the making in collusion with an entire state government.
He’s a Celebrity whose charisma and rhetorical style has turned his supporters into robots, and he’s a “uh….uh…uh…um…er,” bumbler without his teleprompter.
And let’s not forget that he’s a secret Muslim Islamofascist, while simultaneously being a member of a hateful Christian church. And a godless aethist!
I think we need to add this confused young man to our watchlist.
Good catch, RWS. I see he’s dissing Obama for using a teleprompter. Next, I suppose, he’ll be all over Obama for having a staff or using a computer. We’ll keep an eye on him, particularly since he was kind enough to post a picture. Fun times!
OT: In very first sentence of article singing the praises of that clever, Hollywood-outsmarting Tyler Perry, Big Ho writer bungles title of Perry’s most famous film.
I’d like to take this time to complain about the train. I’m complainin’. They used to have the finest chefs, saddle car, a nice place to rest. Windows now are sealed up tight, a man can’t breathe and he’s got the right.
Nowadays it ain’t no use. There’s no caboose.
I take it this cat doesn’t realize the”Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God” crowd consider him to be an abomination worthy of stoning.
Which is fine, I just want to have popcorn on hand for the big meet-up.
I love it, the previous dude suspended habeas corpus, jailed citizens without trial, led us into wars on false pretenses, etc etc etc etc and NOW they’re talking secession and civil war?
“Blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.” Matthew 23:24
And let’s not forget that he’s a secret Muslim Islamofascist, while simultaneously being a member of a hateful Christian church. And a godless aethist!
With conservatives, cognitive dissonance is a feature, not a bug.
I mean, for really important things, the constitution prevents the majority from overruling the minority (like rules about searching private property and correspondence). But other stuff is fair game.
When the leader of the majority is a minority all bets are off.
Speaking of bets, how about a pool to predict which wingnut blogger or pundit will be the first to get in trouble with the law for threatening to shoot more than his mouth off? I wouldn’t put my money on Gay Patriot and Hal Turner should be disqualified due to his prior relationship with the FBI. TIDOS is angry enough and just stupid enough to cross the line so dibs on him. There’s always the chance that one of them has already been contacted by the law and has been advised by his lawyer to keep his mouth shut about it but I just don’t see a wingnut taking that advice. The victim instinct and the temptation to be the next Spartacus is just too strong in these assholes.
The biggest problem with these bloviators isn’t that they pose any threat to Obama, or anyone else powerful for that matter. Like the failure who shot up the Unitarian Church, they know they’re not getting anywhere near the big prize, so they’ll content themselves with some generic targets.
There used to be this popular old saying… what was it?
Oh yeah:
America – Love it or Leave it!
While I was pondering that really awkward sentence structure I had to ask myself, how come you never see Bruce and Chief Korir in the same room?
Like the failure who shot up the Unitarian Church,
When Wingnuts Kill
Next, I suppose, he’ll be all over Obama for having a staff
Yes, they’re already upset that he’s traveling on Airforce One and in a motorcade, instead of thumbing for a ride or taking Greyhound.
When Wingnuts Kill
I’d pitch this to Keith Olbermann if I was you.
Thanks for the traffic today!
My bank account was running low thanks to the $36,000 debt I owe for the Obama Stimulus package.
Keep it coming!
[Tintin adds: Hey, Bruce, you’re welcome! In fact, thank you. Now since we allow you to comment over here, you think you could be man enough to reciprocate and lift the ban on my commenting at your place?]
How big a square of gold leaf would a dollar be? Would we laminate it on plastic cards? How would we expand the money supply–cyclotrons?
Oi.
You’re welcome, Bruce. Thank you for the delicious fodder.
My bank account was running low thanks to the $36,000 debt I owe for the Obama Stimulus package.
Sounds like you needed to share the wealth anyway, Bruce.
“My bank account was running low thanks to the $36,000 debt I owe for the Obama Stimulus package.”
Oh, don’t thank us. Start by thanking the previous administration for turning a surplus into a deficit in order to dump skids of shrink-wrapped cash all over Iraq because “those WMDs have to be around here somewhere.”
actor212 — I guess you didn’t read the stimulus bill either, joining all those that voted for it.
*I* don’t owe $36,000…. *we all* owe $36,000 in order to fund the $1T price tag.
$36,000 per household in American debt.
Get edu-macated, would you?
$36,000? That sounds pretty reasonable to me.
Huh, I wonder how many stimulus packages we could have afforded if we didn’t keep going to war at the drop of a fucking hat.
Good point, Ugly. Ask President Obama since he announced his surge in Afghanistan this week. How many Americans will die before Obama realizes he is in a quagmire?
You folks are toooooo easy.
Remember, it is http://www.gaypatriot.org
Keep coming!!!! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I’m not an Obama fan. I agree with you. I disagree with you on probably everything else, mind you.
Oh, Bruce, you’re just the gift that keeps on giving!
You missed my point. Please re-read what I wrote.
Or….wait, so there’s no confusion: clearly, you can AFFORD to pick up the slack for the people who can’t!
Gosh, Bruce, I have to sympathize. Your account must be pretty low, after paying for Bush’s war. Tell me – how many pallet-loads of greenbacks that went missing in Iraq were yours?
It never fails to impress me how wingnuts assume that because they agree with everything their party does, liberals must too. Actual political views separated from party loyalty has no meaning to them.
How many Americans will die before Obama realizes he is in a quagmire?
Oh, it’s a quagmire now for Bruce. But Iraq was GREAT! We were bringing Democracy and getting flowers and candy in return, and those who used the “Q” word back in 2003-2008 were just not appreciating the mighty General Petraeus and the fantastic Surge!
Actually, there’s a reason Afghanistan is a quagmire…..his name is George W. Bush.
I wonder what the Iraq debacle cost each of us. I’d look for the figure on Gaytriot but I bet it isn’t there.
—goes to store for more popcorn—
Keep coming!!!! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
*whips off sunglasses*
Rusty, last count I heard on Iraq was roughly $850 billion, through 2008.
So…About $3,000 each.
Which, um, Bruce?
Means YOUR MATH IS OFF BY A FACTOR OF TEN!
$36,000 per household in American debt.
Does Porkulus have a flat-tax amendment that the LIEbural media hasn’t told us about?
How many Americans will die before Obama realizes he is in a quagmire?
Wow, that’s… dumber than anticipated.
If we’re spending the money on killing people we’ll never meet, clearly that’s value. Our own communities, roads, libraries, schools? Big waste of his hard earned dollars.
We probably spent more money to kill each Iraqi/Afghan civilian than had ever been spent on them before in their lives. Now that’s fiscal prudence.
My bank account was running low thanks to the $36,000 debt I owe for the Obama Stimulus package…Keep it coming!
Still laboring under the delusion that “It’s all about the eyeballs?”
Dude, that is sooo Web 1.0. We’re in a new paradigm, now.
Actually, you’re behind by about six paradigms…
Rusty, last count I heard on Iraq was roughly $850 billion, through 2008.
So it’s cool with conservatives to spend that much providing schools and roads for Iraqis, but an abomination to spend that much providing schools and roads for America? Hunh.
With that kind of message it’s hard to believe the Republicans got their asses so thoroughly kicked on Nov. 4.
Sorry, I meant Obamanation.
Silly, LIEbruls, wars are only “quagmires” when Dem presidents inherit them from GOPers. Or if Clinton did something – that’s a quagmire too.
Also: How’s your good buddy Hal Turner, Bruce? I hear y’all are making some plans together?
*I* don’t owe $36,000…. *we all* owe $36,000 in order to fund the $1T price tag.
$36,000 per household in American debt.
Gee, Bruce, where did you learn math? I think you’re off by a zero there, pal.
Here, let me explain it to you in quick-n-easy terms: there are approximately 300 million Americans. 1 trillion = 1,000 million. So 300 goes into 1,000 about 3.33 times, which means, every trillion dollars spent equals approximately $3,300 per American.
Mine is a household of 1, so $36,000 is off by a factor of more than 10 for this household. But even for an average household with children (4 people), their share of $1 trillion would be 4 x $3,300, or $13,200. Which still puts you off by a factor of 3.
And that’s without taking into consideration that it isn’t a trillion dollars to begin with, but rather $800 billion, which knocks 20% off of each American’s share.
And that’s without taking into consideration that it isn’t a trillion dollars to begin with, but rather $800 billion, which knocks 20% off of each American’s share.
Meh. He’s Protestant. He pays retail.
Also: How’s your good buddy Hal Turner, Bruce?
And have you heard from your ideological peers James Dobson or Donald Wildmon lately?
If it’s $36,000 PER HOUSEHOLD, but $3,000 PER PERSON, wouldn’t that assume that every household in America has 10 people in it?
Hmmm, with all those foreclosures, I suppose it could come to that pretty soon.
12 people per household. Whatever.
I think what Bruce has confused is the payment every person in America owes on the national debt (roughly ten trillion but climbing quickly) and the current bailout bill.
It’s easy to get confused. Math is hard for the blonde.
I different approach to the math:
Porkulus Bill is $838 Billion. At $36K per household – that means there are roughly 23 million households in the US of A, which has a population of ~300 million. This puts the average household at 13 people. Clearly a result of lefty lie-beral meddling in reproductive whatchamacallits with those recent octuplets and whatevers. Plus Gay Marriage means that all them single gays will now count as one household instead of two, meaning that the average household will go up to over 9000 people. Trust me – it’s math, so it can’t be wrong. And now we know why Gay Marriage threatens the fabric of society.
There’s one thousand billions in one trillion.
And now we know why Gay Marriage threatens the fabric of society.
Gay Marriage does not threaten the fabric of society, but will insist on dyeing it a nicer color and increasing its thread count.
Gay Patriot thinks that he’s toting a squirrel rifle, when in fact he’s just hung like one. And I LOLed like the Joker when I saw this starry-eyed prayer:
[emphasis mine]
Dream that dream, Mary.
Plus, cosmopolitans and tapas? WTH. Sangria ain’t frooty enough?
There’s one thousand billions in one trillion.
Correct, but it still works out to $3,333 per person (using a U.S. population of 300 million). Jennifer had a typo above.
The stimulus that was part of the campaign? Yes, I voted for that. I think that big parts of it will be good investments in the future.
What about the $1T for the Iraq war? I don’t think we got our money’s worth for that. Plus, I wasn’t really expecting it from Bush, given his “no-nation-building” campaign pledge. On the other hand, I supposed he lived up to that pledge in Iraq, just not in the way I thought he meant.
On the other hand, I supposed he lived up to that pledge in Iraq, just not in the way I thought he meant.
I lol’ed.
Michael, we ALL get something of value out of the $1 trillion spent in Iraq, i.e. the pleasure of knowing that Uncle Same is killing and torturing brown people who speak a funny language and pray to a funny god. You can’t put a price tag on something like that.
And he’s dividing it on a per capita basis. Silly boy doesn’t seem to understand how a transfer of wealth from the middle class to the top 10% works.
well, if GP sent in a tax check for 36K, NO WONDER his checking account is low. He pays $10 for a newspaper!
Bruce sure got quiet all of a sudden.
MY SPICES!!
I love it, the previous dude suspended habeas corpus, jailed citizens without trial, led us into wars on false pretenses, etc etc etc etc and NOW they’re talking secession and civil war?
That is precisely it.. Now they realize it’s not so good to give a government the power to spy and imprison anyone who opposes it.
DUH!
“I must admit, I’m a little puzzled as to what’s caused the revolutionary temper tantrum.”
You know, I thought about this a little and I have a theory: is it possible this (the “threat” to quit blogging forever and show ‘em all, almost immediately retracted, followed by incitement to overthrow the government) is some kind of talking point? Like, obviously not literally a talking point, but a sort of organized meme we’re going to see repeated through all the goofier right wing blogs in the near future?
I can’t even begin to imagine what the point is supposed to be, except maybe to convince some whacko somewhere to actually grab a firearm and shoot up a Quaker-run nursery school or something, but I’m actually (like, not facetiously) curious to see if Michelle Malkin or Pammy or someone takes up the motif, or some variation on it, in the next few days.
Come on. That Declaration of Independence stuff is weak—highfalutin propaganda devised for international consumption. Give us TJ’s Tree of Liberty line. That’s the good stuff.
Like, obviously not literally a talking point, but a sort of organized meme we’re going to see repeated through all the goofier right wing blogs in the near future?
This would be the third one in the past few years, to be sure: Jeff Goldstein at PW and Hal Turner just this past week. It is possible.
It is completely impossible that Bruce could date another human to whom he said more than hello.
I get the feeling the idea that, “Jesus isn’t going to show up and put a STOP to this.” is finally sinking in for many of them…
You know, I thought about this a little and I have a theory: is it possible this (the “threat” to quit blogging forever and show ‘em all, almost immediately retracted, followed by incitement to overthrow the government) is some kind of talking point? Like, obviously not literally a talking point, but a sort of organized meme we’re going to see repeated through all the goofier right wing blogs in the near future?
The name of the meme is “all talk, no action.”
Yer welcome, girlfrieeeeend. Don’t spend it now; you’ll need it to cover the attorney fees soon.
Come on. That Declaration of Independence stuff is weak—highfalutin propaganda devised for international consumption. Give us TJ’s Tree of Liberty line. That’s the good stuff.
Yup. Note that the quote he pulls doesn’t even say you have to enact the separation, just declare its causes.
I’m going to hold my breath until I turn blue! I will!
I really mean it this time! I’m warning you!
Hello. You don’t know me. Well, I should clarify this. You don’t know me as this name. You know me as other names, of course- An MLK Tribute, YouKnowWho, TARP Money, Southern Conservative, and most famously, The Truth.
For the past eight months, I have been living in a subterranean bunker in Circleville, Ohio, subsisting off of fried Legos and Grape Nuts. I have spent this time entirely devoted to trolling this message board, attempting to sew seeds of doubt about the election and your place in history. This came at a price, as I was forced to leave behind anyone who ever cared about me. I divorced my wife, told my children they could never see daddy again, and proceeded to lock the door of my bunker to the outside world. My skin in the meantime has turned a bright white sheen, my hair has fallen out, and I’ve become almost blind. With rage, surely, but also legitimately blind. Staring with the longing of a man seldom touched by wife and reality at pictures of Michelle Obama has caused my eyes to slowly lose focus. I can barely read this as I type, in fact.
It is thus that I leave S,N! for good. It’s best for my integrity that I concede defeat; you liberals bookmarked my words, indeed, and they were proven incorrect. I can only hope that in the Obama era to come you look upon me with mercy, for truly I beg your forgiveness. I also can only hope that when I open the hatch to my bunker that the sunlight doesn’t fry my skin off my bones.
I bid you farewell, Sadlynaughts. You have been excellent sparring partners. Any version of “The Truth” and all various sockpuppets that posts from now on is not me, the true one Truth, Norman Q. Assenmacher.
…attempting to sew seeds of doubt…
Using the thread of mendacity and the needle of despair.
Sniff. If only we had sent Vitamin C enriched Legos.
Tintin:
I was thinking something a little more Zorro-esque. TheGayTrigger.net, perhaps?
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Krusty the ClownConservoblogger: Thank you for coming. “Smart lads who slip at times away, from fields where glory will not stay. Runners whom the race outran, and the name died before the man.”Media rep 1: Conservoblogger, does this have a point?
Conservoblogger: Yes. I’m quitting show business. I was just trying to go out with a little class, you jackass.
Media rep 2: But, Conservoblogger, why now? Why not 20 years ago?
I will have more thinly-veiled posts on this subject, though, over the coming weeks.
I think this means that, as he grows older, Bruce prefers to be photographed through a film of gauze. Or perhaps he’s just bought some fabulous new hats.
Bruuuuuce! Come baaaack! We’ll be gentler this time. We *like* having you comment here; you’re tres amusant!
I can’t believe some people are now saying refusing to accept stimulus money is racist!
Is every criticism of Obama or his policies going to be called “racist” for the next four years?
So much for Troofus abiding by the one-name promise.
I can’t believe some people are now saying refusing to accept stimulus money is racist!
I can’t believe that either. Piefilter!
Who is troofus?
I have been living in a subterranean bunker in Circleville, Ohio, subsisting off of fried Legos and Grape Nuts.
Our records show that Mr. Assenmacher also consumed 82 pounds of Velveeta during this time period.
“the “threat” to quit blogging forever and show ‘em all, almost immediately retracted”
They called “going John Galt” about a month ago.
Promises, promises…
“Norman Q. Assenmacher signing off and heading for the tub!”
God damn it. “They called IT ‘going John,'” etc.
That’s too bad. Bring it up with Mr. Somepeople then.
It was Congressman James Clyburn who said it. That not taking stimulus money was a “slap in the face” to blacks. That’s just out of line.
Thanks Neil 🙂
Bring it up with Mr. Somepeople then.
Ha! I always wondered what wingnuts named those scarecrow-like beings they construct and call “liberals”.
HAHAHA!! I need to post this when I get a chance. Grabbed a pic on the road, but here they have started making licenses with “TEH” as the 1st part. Can’t see them without thinking of S,N! and giggling!
Damn, busy blog day today. It must be a “Wingnut Moon” out there or something.
By the way Neil, please send our Hosts you contact information so you can billes for services rendered?
$2000 tuition and fees.
Angry white dude is angry.
Neil, take a shower, get a haircut, put on some nice clothes, and go get a job.
Sitting around obsessing about enormous black schlongs all day isn’t doing you any good.
Geez, fried legos, grapenuts and velveeta? He could build an addition to his bunker with his own shit that would last forever!
A futile response to GP’s post, regurgitated here For Great Justice –
Funny how he flounced for dear life as soon as someone brought up those pallets laden with BushieBucks, all “mysteriously” gone MIA away over yonder in Mesopotamia … you know, back when it was basically being governed by junior State Department cronies with a monster-chubby for Ayn Rand & Alan Greenspan, & no actual fucking clue what they were doing.
Bruce can just zip it about that alleged 36 grand – there’s a window on his bloglike-thing that says it’s worth $130,973.28. He should sell it & get a life.
Today’s best right-wing comics.
Totally OT, but still…
Today Tom Tomorrow wrote about a wingnut parody blog he ran with a few others for a while. It’s teh funny, as in:
I’ll be hanging around over there, if anybody’s looking for me.
Liberal racist is being racist.
Best correction EVAH!!
$3000 building fee, Neil.
“… said they might not accept some of the money from the $787 billion stimulus package.”
Yeah, get back to us on that when these politicians actually refuse the money.
And if they DO refuse “some” of the money, gee, I wonder which programs or projects they’ll decide to underfund.
Sure is tough up on that cross, isn’t it, Neil?
Yep, whoever it was above who pointed it out, that was a typo. 1 trillion = 1000 billion; since there are 300 million Americans, each billion = 3.33 per person, so 1 trillion = 1000 x 3.33 or $3300.
I had to run to a job interview; I’ve been self-employed as an independent contractor for 15 years and learned during the last GW Bush recession that “trying to ride it out” without seeking full-time employment is a sure-fire recipe for massive debt (just about all of which is paid off now) so I’ve been applying for anything and everything. Interview went very well and I’m hopeful I’ll be employed within the next couple of weeks.
Best luck Jen.
BYWP
How does one guy turn into “some people?” I’d like to know that, cause maybe I could have one of them do my work for me while I slack off.
thanks, PeeJ – I feel pretty good about it. Not my idea of my dream job, but I’m thinking that right about now, I just want a job where I go to work, do my job, get a paycheck, and pay the bills. Really thinking a place where I can keep my head down till this all blows over is my best bet.
Rusty Shackleford said,
February 20, 2009 at 19:40
…attempting to sew seeds of doubt…
Using the thread of mendacity and the needle of despair.
And the thimble of the mighty thor.
Does Gay Prat not remember that Cheney said deficits don’t matter?
And since he’ll never have children or marry anyone or ever have a relationship, what does he care about debt that his non-existent spawn or other heirs will have to pay off.?
A group of gay hippies were walking thru the forest, after the apocalypse, smoking pot, hugging trees and petting the occasional deer. Suddenly- they see a Survivalists’ Compound! A heavily set, heavily bearded man holding a machine gun awith several other weapons hanging on him, stands on/behind the stockade glaring at them.
“I’m gonna count to three,” he threatens “and if you faggy hippies aren’t gone, I’m gonna shoot yall”
But the group just stands there.
“Go on- git!” shouts the survivalist. “Whatr yu waitin fer?”
One hippie steps forward and replies “We want to hear you count to three!”
It’s true true TRUE! Photovalidation of troofus returning to the world outside his basement. (along with, presumably, his mother).
HAHA
Sorry for the survivalist joke. wrong thread. ANYhow
“When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.”
Too bad Bush ripped the constitution to shreds after shitting all over it.
PeeJ, I’m shocked!
I didn’t think those scooters had that kind of suspension!
oops, the laugh was for fozzetti’s joke. (wrong thread or not ;))
Hold on, Neil. I got this. Everyone please stop oppressing Neil. Feel better now, princess?
When did I say anything about “oppression”?
I just think it’s a bad sign that criticism of Obama is already being called racist.
And the thimble of the mighty thor.
A compulsive sense of pedantry forces me to point out that the thimble in Norse mythology actually belonged to Nanna, the wife of Baldur.
That is all.
Now that Rep. Clyburn has so cowardly played the Race Card, Gov. Sanford of South Carolina must refuse all of the stimulus money assigned to his state. If he fails to do so, he will lose his honor. It is the only way.
No need to get thor about it, Smut.
No comment on the history of Democrat Party political fascism against gays?
I’m shocked.
http://miamiherald.typepad.com/changing_channels/2009/02/bill-moyers-homophobic-history.html
Neil, your self-awareness is calling, it wants to know where you’ve been for the last eight years.
I just think it’s a bad sign that criticism of Obama is already being called racist.
That’s what’s referred to as “calling a spade a spade,” so to speak.
Seriously, concerned one, do you think that racism doesn’t enter into criticism of B. O.? Not all of it, but the subtext is always there, this being America & all.
I don’t know, Thmut, I think ith thimbolic that we’re all thor already…
I always feel so bad for the poor little ants.
$5000 Sports annex fee, Neil.
Bruce, I’m SHOCKED that 45 years ago, gays were as unwelcome in the Democratic party as they are in the GOP today!
There’s a hint there, son.
Federal stimulus package bad. Federal loans good. Give me governorship.
Damn, PeeJ. That photo reminded me of what Stephen King had to say about the photo of the world’s fattest man (c. 1980; we grow them a lot fatter now, so they don’t do these types of athletic events) in the Guiness book, which showed said man riding away from the camera on a minibike, “his huge buttocks jutting out from both sides of the seat, like a dream of gravity in suspension.” Or something to that effect.
RE: Obama’s stimulus & the debt.
I guess the Associated Press does bad math, too?
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http://www.lacrossetribune.com/articles/2009/02/15/news/04stimulus15.txt
National debt:
One thing about the president’s $790 billion stimulus package is certain: It will jack up the federal debt.
Whether or not it succeeds in producing jobs and taming the recession, tomorrow’s taxpayers will end up footing the bill.
Forecasters expect the 2009 deficit _ for the budget year that began last Oct 1 _ to hit $1.6 trillion including new stimulus and bank-bailout spending. That’s about three times last year’s shortfall.
The torrents of red ink are being fed by rising federal spending and falling tax revenues from hard-hit businesses and individuals.
The national debt _ the sum of all annual budget deficits _ stands at $10.7 trillion. Or about $36,000 for every man, woman and child in the U.S.
[Tintin adds: Hey, Bruce, if you’re going to troll our site, why won’t you let us even comment over at yours? Man up, dude, and let us play in your sandbox too!]
Smut–no pedantry at all….that was wonderful! I think I’m in love….
Neil, I’m sorry Republicans are racists. If you’re unhappy about that, perhaps you should find a less racist party to belong to.
So the Norse God of Thunder disguises himself as the Nuge and goes to earth to have teh ghey buttsecks with a survivalist – because he heard that the nutty ones are great in the sack. He has such a wonderful time that he decides to reveal his identity to the survivalist.
“I AM MIGHTY THOR” he thunders.
“Yeah, me too. A little chafed as well” replies teh survivalist.
Bruce, the debt doesn’t matter. Cheney said so, & Republic Party accounting will make it all disappear into the pockets of the wealthy, WHILE YOU’LL HAVE TO PAY IT OFF!!
Hey, Bruce, who are you and Hal Turner going to shoot first? Ya gonna start with Unitarians or preschoolers this time?
Neil said,
February 20, 2009 at 20:49 (kill)
Liberal racist is being racist.
Neil, is
every criticism of Obama or his policieseveryone who disagrees with you going to be called “racist” for the next four years?No, Bruce, the AP’s math is just fine. They’re talking about the national debt, not the stimulus package.
Here’s what you said:
*I* don’t owe $36,000…. *we all* owe $36,000 in order to fund the $1T price tag.
See Bruce, YOU said that the $1 trillion price tag (actually $800 billion, or 20% less than what you’re calling it, but we’ll let that slide) was for the stimulus.
Words have meaning dude, and it matters how you string them together as to what they mean.
Bill Moyer’s activities during the Johnson adminstration?
snicker
Why has the debt tripled?
Obama is NO LONGER HIDING the cost of the Iraq Invasion and Occupation out of the budget.
Like Dubya was….
Fuck you, Bruce.
“Neil, I’m sorry Republicans are racists. If you’re unhappy about that, perhaps you should find a less racist party to belong to.”
I’m an independent.
“Seriously, concerned one, do you think that racism doesn’t enter into criticism of B. O.? ”
No, not anymore than it entered into criticism of George W. Bush.
We should be free to criticize our President, and the fear of being called racist and protested by people like Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson has a real chilling effect on free speech.
In 1992 there was a lot or yowling & screeching about our debt & deficit. I recall Perot got a few votes for promising to fix it, the way one fixes an un-tuned car. (I was tempted to vote for him myself, just to see him “tune up” the economy).
But- after 8 years of taxing & spending Clinton and his Liberal cohorts, we ended up with a -gasp- surplus.
Hey owl, nice way to raise the level of political discourse. Classy libs, aren’t ya?
I feel as if I have hit a nerve.
Bwa-ha-ha-ha
Foz — How convenient for you.
My bank account was running low thanks to the $36,000 debt I owe for the Obama Stimulus package.
later that day…
The national debt _ the sum of all annual budget deficits _ stands at $10.7 trillion. Or about $36,000 for every man, woman and child in the U.S.
The Bush deficits are part of Obama’s stimulus package now. Mighty convenient.
We got a surplus because of divided government in the Clinton years. It tends to slow things down so the govt. spends less.
I gotta say, I can almost sympathise with Bruce in a way. The need to conform can do some fucked up things to your psyche if you let it rule you. I’m a gay male, and back when I was a teenager, I went through a weird little reactionary period myself. A friend of mine – another gay guy – told me he went through a similar phase when he was in college, thanks to one of his teachers, a Rand worshipping neocon type. Another chap I used to know (this one a bisexual) once told me about a religious period he went through when he was a child that lasted for some time. Yet another buddy, a straight dude in this case, went through his own version of this little syndrome, and he described it to me in a way that I quite liked: “When you’re young, you’ve got nothing to go on but instinct and testosterone…if you’re a guy.”
So, I can almost feel some pity for Bruce. But there’s a fine line between pity and contempt, and I have to admit the latter emotion is winning out here. The stupid fuck has solidly entered into the “Jews For Hitler” catagory, openly bootlicking people who want him dead. Maybe I was no better, but the least I can say for myself (and the others I’ve mentioned) is that we went through this nonsense when we were all kids, and thus had some excuse for our ignorance. Bruce is a grown man, fer Chrissakes.
If gays are out and proud now in the Democrat Party, then I guess there is no reason for all gay Obama Administration staff and officials to publicly declare their homosexualness, right?
Stay tuned for more on that topic Monday at http://www.gaypatriot.org.
Doh. And here I am lecturing about stringing words together, and left some out. YOU presented the stimulus package as if IT ALONE accounted for $36,000 per household.
And the entire Democratic party is Bill Moyers? C’mon, even Acorn couldn’t have turned that into enough votes to win.
“Jews For Hitler”
Yawn.
“Gays for Islamists” — how’s that for you, John D?
It makes about as much sense. Are you in middle school yet?
Bruce (GayPatriot) said,
February 20, 2009 at 18:05 (kill)
Thanks for the traffic today!
My bank account was running low thanks to the $36,000 debt I owe for the Obama Stimulus package.
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Bruce (GayPatriot) said,
February 20, 2009 at 22:18 (kill)
RE: Obama’s stimulus & the debt.
I guess the Associated Press does bad math, too?
….
Forecasters expect the 2009 deficit _ for the budget year that began last Oct 1 _ to hit $1.6 trillion including new stimulus and bank-bailout spending. That’s about three times last year’s shortfall.
….
The national debt _ the sum of all annual budget deficits _ stands at $10.7 trillion. Or about $36,000 for every man, woman and child in the U.S.
For all their failings, it looks like the AP does math just fine. Are you tweaking right now, Bruce?
No, not anymore than it entered into criticism of George W. Bush.
So you’re saying that critics of Bush were race-oriented? And that because of that, it’s OK to criticize Obama based on race?
I’m not sure I follow that logic.
Criticisms of either man are based on opinions regarding their performance. It will be for history to sort out where each man’s performance truly lies, but I think it’s fair to say that even if historyt is fair to Bush, he will not rate high on the list.
For Obama, the jury’s still out, of course. However, I’m not aware of any criticism of Obama that is race-tinged.
Now, if you’re bringing up the critique by the Texas congressman over some governors’ refusal of the stimulus spending as “racist”, that’s not a criticism of Obama, but a criticism of the governors’ racism, and that is a fair topic for discussion, but that’s neither with regards to Obama or his race.
If you’re saying that the governors’ refusal of money is an implied racist move, I don’t think anyone believes, even that Congressman, that the governors are refusing the money for any reason involving Obama’s race.
YOU presented the stimulus package as if IT ALONE accounted for $36,000 per household.
Which is indeed why Bruce has changed the subject. Ha!
Hiya Neil. It is fun here in the Insane Asylum.
LOL
[Tintin adds: Hey, Bruce, if you’re going to troll our site, why won’t you let us even comment over at yours? Man up, dude, and let us play in your sandbox too! Speak up, Bruce. We can’t hear your answer.]
oops — Tigrismus was already on the case.
We got a surplus because of divided government in the Clinton years. It tends to slow things down so the govt. spends less.
You can’t get much slower than Congress under Bush, Neil. This is a strawman you’ve set up.
Clinton raised taxes. The economy boomed. Bush lowered taxes. The economy sputtered. How much more evidence do you need than that?
Vulgar and Obscene come in many forms, Bruce.
It’s no wonder that morons like V the K and North Dallas Thirty find Bruce’s place so comfortable – he “debates” the same way they do, by changing the subject when he gets pwn3d.
“You can’t get much slower than Congress under Bush, Neil. ”
That’s not true. Until 2007 Congress did everything he wanted, including massive spending (NCLB, Medicare Part D, etc).
It was the same Clinton’s first two years. He didn’t get a surplus until he and the Republicans had to make real compromises on spending.
If gays are out and proud now in the Democrat Party, then I guess there is no reason for all gay Obama Administration staff and officials to publicly declare their homosexualness, right?
There’s less reason, to be sure.
Hey, Bruce? Apart from you, and the Log Cabiners, what other visible and comfortable openly gay Republicans are there?
Hell, even Larry Craig ran from the title…
“Bush lowered taxes. The economy sputtered.
The economy was pretty good from 2002-2007. His tax cuts ended the recession he inherited from Clinton.
Bruce-
Democratic Party. Democratic Party. Democratic Party. Democratic Party. Democratic Party. Democratic Party. Democratic Party. Democratic Party. Democratic Party. Democratic Party. Democratic Party.
Don’t be a dittohead.
So, if Obama’s stimulus is .8 trillion, that’s ~$2692 per person, making someone else responsible for the remaining $33k+. Who could it be? It is a mystery.
Until 2007 Congress did everything he wanted, including massive spending (NCLB, Medicare Part D, etc).
Privatization of Social Security leaps to mind as a failure of the Republican congress, funding for the Mars mission, I could go on, Neil.
Tintin– don’t be foolish…. we don’t censor over at GayPatriot.
All of your nutroots’ comments are getting through.
If they aren’t, it is because of foul language…and they are waiting for moderation.
So hold your horses.
What the Hell is wrong with this guy?
I mean, I’m not gay, but I want full rights for everyone, and have for a long time.
Maybe I’m completely off base, and probably am, but this idiot is the kind of moron who, in Dachau, would have tried to get others with pink triangles to join in with the Nazi’s to eradicate homosexuality! WTF?!?!?
I am at a complete loss for words. And, I’m sincerely sorry if I offended anyone with the prior analogy…
Just, WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
John D., good insights.
There have been gay Republicans who’ve recognized that they were in a bad situation, and have managed to get away from them. It’d be nice if Bruce could escape, too. Not sure if he can, ’cause lots of Repubs nowadays got a problem with pride fuckin’ with ’em. They know, deep down, that they’re wrong, but it’ll hurt their pride if they admit it. So they don’t, and that ends up hurting them a lot more.
The economy was pretty good from 2002-2007.
George W Bush has the lowest economic growth of any President in the twentieth century, since Hoover.
“Privatization of Social Security leaps to mind as a failure of the Republican congress”
Which is too bad, because if entitlements aren’t reformed the country will go belly up after the baby boomers retire.
gulag –
I visited Dachau last year. So don’t pull that stupid shit with me.
http://www.gaypatriot.net/2008/03/03/germany-2008-dachau-1945-never-again/
You can’t count on Social Security and Medicare to be there when you’re old anymore. It’s not a sustainable system now that people don’t have 3-4 kids.
“You can’t get much slower than Congress under Bush, Neil. ”
That’s not true. Until 2007 Congress did everything he wanted, including massive spending (NCLB, Medicare Part D, etc).
To be fair, it takes a lot less time and effort to fuck things up than it does to fix them.
It was the same Clinton’s first two years. He didn’t get a surplus until he and the Republicans had to make real compromises on spending.
Uh, no, actually. Clinton’s first year was when those tax increases were passed and was a year of recovery from the Bush I recession. And if you look at the graph for federal deficits after ’93, that first Clinton year, it’s a steadily declining line.
Which is too bad, because if entitlements aren’t reformed the country will go belly up after the baby boomers retire.
Any other paper tigers you care to trot out, Neil?
It tends to slow things down so the govt. spends less.
Oh, you’re quite the independent, aren’t you? Mouthing every conservative cliche, etc.
Divided gov’t., right. No, it was taxing those who are allowed to exploit their fellow Americans. They had to pay for the privilege of becoming wealthy on the backs of people who actually work.
Democrats like to pay as they go. Republicans borrow, & then divert the money to their incompetent cronies who then run the economy onto the ground.
Scott — “escape” from what? LOL
actor212 — I’m not a “Log Cabiner”. So I guess you won’t mind a public website dedicated to the honorable service of homosexual Obama Administration staff and officials?
Very Bill Moyers & Mike Rogers-esque idea, no?
Hell, Bearfighter, looks like we’re all on the case. Dogpile!
Bruce is yet another blart that can’t construct a proper analogy. Let’s fix this-
“Jews For Hitler”
Yawn.
“Gays for Rick Santorum” — how’s that for you, John D?
It makes much more sense.
Bruce, no offense intended, I think I went out of my way to unlump you in with the Log Cabiners.
And please, by all means, if you want to out Obama personnel, be my guest! We did it often enough to Bushies!
So, 8 trillion in national debt in 2007 with no internal stimulus and two massive foreign wars = a-ok.
10 trillion in 2009 which includes a hefty sum to stimulate domestic jobs and the economy = ZOMG WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!
a212,
Thanks for giving me the opportunity to paste my favorite wikipedia article.
So you get to comment over here, unmoderated, and use foul language, but we can’t do the same at your site?
So much for your precious freedoms, Bruce.
Escape from the GOP, man. They don’t want anything good for ya. Most of ’em don’t believe you’re entitled to any rights at all. Go dig around on the freepers or at LGF — I rather suspect you’ll recognize the names of your own commenters, and they’ll be pretty enthusiastic about doing some really nasty stuff to you.
Hey thanks, kids. We got an Instapundit hit due to your antics.
More traffic for http://www.gaypatriot.org.
Y’all are swell.
I’m not actor212, but I don’t see any problem with that.
Bruce:
Why do you think any liberal would?
D-K W,
As Harry Truman always said, “If you want to live like a Republican, you have to vote Democratic.”
Blart — we shall find out.
I forgot to add: Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck.
Bruce, where’s our cut?
You can buy me a six pack. I’ll even take domestic to save you a few bucks off your *koffkoff* $36,000 debt to America…
Tintin — please retract as there are no comments in moderation at GayPatriot.
So you were lying.
It is your $36,000 debt too…. oh wait, your grandchildren’s.
oh wait, you don’t have any kids…. so you don’t care about the future of our country.
I bet you are a Baby Boomer, too?
Seriously, what does any gay person get from the GOP?
Respect for their freedom, human rights, and right to exist? Nope.
The only thing I’ve ever heard the Log Cabiners talk about is financial stuff. But does the GOP offer fiscal responsibility? Nope again.
So what do the Log Cabiners like so much about the GOP?
How many kids you got, Bruce?
So did Amy Alkon.
Answer the question Bruce. Why do you think any liberal would have a problem with that?
Any trolls out there can correct me on this if I’m wrong, but I don’t recall any lefty manifestoes about overthrowing the illegally-elected Bush maladministration back in ’01 or ’05. I do remember a lot of people saying they wanted to leave the country, however.
Hint, hint…
The economy was pretty good from 2002-2007. His tax cuts ended the recession he inherited from Clinton.
Oh, really? This chart says otherwise. It shows the “Bush recovery” to be slow and weak…funny, kind of like the man himself!
Actually, rather than “pretty good” it was “not as good as before Bush took office” until sometime in 2005.
I can’t, Blarto. I’m not a liberal and can’t fathom how you people think and rationalize your craziness.
But come Monday we will find out if any liberals will be upset.
Bruce,
I’m fifty, so not quite Baby Boomer, no.
I have one kid. That I know of. The 80s were a blur.
My kid can afford the $36,000. Doesn’t work. Won’t have to. 😉
Yeah how many kids have you sired or adopted Bruce?
I’m starting to think you don’t really give a crap about the future of our country because you probably don’t have any kids. Yes or no Bruce?
just think it’s a bad sign that criticism of Obama is already being called racist.
it would be a bad sign if criticism of Obama is being called racist, but that’s not what Clyburn did. Clyburn called the Southern governors’ refusal to help their states’ populations a “slap in the face” to their residents.
If he had called criticism of Obama racist, it would be a bad sign. Just like criticism of Bush was consistently called unpatriotic. Did we miss your post on that?
Bruce, I assume your outing column will be scrupulously factual.
If so, I look forward to it.
C’mon, Bruce. You accused us of not having any children so therefore we don’t care about the future of our country.
How many children do you have?
Here’s a comment I tried to leave twice on Dan’s post about how opposing gay marriage is a-okay with him:
Call me a liar, if you will, but people here are more likely to believe me than you. And besides, it is the truth that I tried to post that comment twice.
Bruce, I visited Auschwitz/Birchenau a few years ago and I can you exactly as the Kweer Kapo. Fucking traitor.
The “Bush Boom” was financed by massive debt. It was mostly “pretty good” for rich people, middle class & poor got poorer, or were drowning in debt. Some of the numbers looked good, but imagine a TB patient with a high fever, flushed, excitable with sparkling eyes. Looks great, but underneath a deadly rot.
“Tintin” — easy to cut & paste and invent facts — you liberals do it all the time.
I don’t care if anyone believes you or me.
But your “readers” *know* that their comments have NOT been deleted today.
Your comment was not in moderation at any point since I’ve been in your funny playground today.
Well then I guess that makes you a pretty lousy predictor of liberal behavior. Thanks for acknowledging the complete lack of awareness of the two competing modern American political philosophies you possess.
Next time you try blogging, you should stick to subjects you can fathom and rationalize.
“Answer the question Bruce. Why do you think any liberal would have a problem with that?”
He’s not gonna answer that because whatever he plans on posting will be largely fact-free opinion disguised as something indicating LIEbrul hypocrisy as to something or other. He can’t take a stand now because he doesn’t know if his “facts” will be revealed to be something resembling bullshit 15 seconds later, as per usual. Wingers are starting to learn not to actually predict anything that can be factually debunked. Later he’ll be able to say, “jeez liberals can’t take a joke. See I’m right; they’re so intolerant.”
How close am I?
So what do the Log Cabiners like so much about the GOP?
I suspect the Log Cabiners are like the vast majority of other conservatives in that they are Republicans because they were raised to be Republicans. Republican households tend to be very authoritarian, and the kids are never encouraged to think for themselves at all, or to make their own value judgements. They’ve been unable to beat down their sexuality, although sadly I imagine they mostly all tried desperately to do so, it being a sin and all, but they can still feel that they are doing right by stern daddy if they at least stay in the Republican fold. That’s my admittedly cheapo dime-store analysis, anyway.
O/T sorta: Most people, liberals included, stay with the religion and politics in which they were brought up, but I think more people brought up in repressive conservative or extremely religious families get a taste of the outside world and other people’s views and break free than vice versa. I’ve been thinking lately about how my wholly secular family has never produced anyone who has converted to some fundie religion. (Well, there is one high-functioning sociopathic second cousin who became a Baptist minister, but I’m pretty sure he’s fleecing his flock and doesn’t believe a word of the religious part.) From that, I’ve tried to think if I’ve ever met someone who came from a secular family which encouraged them to think for themselves and decide if they wanted to join a religion or not, who later became a devoted follower of any religion. I couldn’t think of anyone.
So, Bruce, you didn’t moderate today, but how about yesterday? The day before? Last week?
Like TinTin, I’ve had comments disappeared at your blog.
Unlike TinTin, I’m just going to smile at you, because I know you had to read it before you deleted it 😉
And Bruce?
How many kids you got?
“Gays for Islamists” — how’s that for you, John D?”
Oh, I don’t know, Bruce…It doesn’t have a fucking thing to do with what we were discussing, never even mind that it’s completely made-up bullshit. There are plenty of self-loathing cretins on the Right who have some desperate need to cocksuck those who mean them nothing but harm. You’re one yourself. I’d be interested if you could name a single “Gay for Islamist”, but you’d just lie through your teeth, of course. So it’s a futile question.
“Tintin” — easy to cut & paste and invent facts — you liberals do it all the time.
Shorter Bruce: “Dammit, caught again. I mean — Look over there! A mermaid! (runs and hides behind a tree)”
So what do the Log Cabiners like so much about the GOP?
Psychomasochists, every last one of them.
Also, I had a comment disappear from that absurd hate speech thread.
ob. BYWP
We have a code of conduct, as we try to practice respect, so the only reason you would have been deleted (not today since I haven’t deleted any today), is that you wrote fuck, pussy or cunt.
I’m not surprised given how most liberals do not respect the thoughts of those they converse with.
Your comments today are proof enough.
Candy said: “That’s my admittedly cheapo dime-store analysis, anyway.”
Yep, very cheap. When you get your psychiatric degree… give me a holla back, yo.
I suspect the Log Cabiners are like the vast majority of other conservatives in that they are Republicans because they were raised to be Republicans. Republican households tend to be very authoritarian, and the kids are never encouraged to think for themselves at all, or to make their own value judgements.
Anecdotally, I have to point out an exception to this. I know a past secretary of the Stonewall Veterans. He’s an ultraconservative man whose parents were both very compassionate liberals and giving people. Both he and his sister were allowed as much creativity as they wanted (his sister was a beautiful singer and he was a decent pianist).
I never could figure him out.
A writer (Heinlein I think) once compared the US economy to a positive-feedback-loop. Imagine a microphone held next to a speaker…eventually Ka-POW! I don’t know if it was a valid metaphor, but I liked it.
Bruce, while I have been known to throw an F bomb in, but not when I go into enemy territory! 🙂
Now…how many kids did you say you had?
John D proves my point flawlessly: “It doesn’t have a fucking thing to do with what we were discussing….”
Classy, respectful, raising the level of political discourse.
John Gibson never compared Eric Holder to a monkey with a bright blue scrotum.
Oh, sorry, just wanted to see that in print again. Carry on.
Wait a minit. You bash Michael Rogers (who is a total putz, btw) becuase he devotes himself to outing the homos that go out of their way top make your life as miserble as possible. Then, you threaten to out someone in the Obama admin who, if he/she isn’t already out, is almost certainly NOT a gay bashing conservotard). You will find out, if you go through with your little petty scheme, that we liberals DON’T CARE.
GayPatriot – Denser than anything in the transuranic part of the table and just as appealing.
Classy, respectful, raising the level of political discourse.
Says the bloke trolling another website for hits.
John D proves my point flawlessly: “It doesn’t have a fucking thing to do with what we were discussing….”
Classy, respectful, raising the level of political discourse.
Quick, bring over the fainting couch. I do declare…
So, let me see if I can catch up here. This one should pass the Turing test, and it looks like he’s at the point where he whines about us saying “fuck” too much. Presumably because he’s got nothing left.
I guess I’ll wait until someone asks him if he’s gotten laid lately. Wait, I already know the answer to that one.
Tax cuts and the libertarian tablescraps the platform tosses them occasionally. I think that’s what GayPatriotWest is there for.
“I’m not surprised given how most liberals do not respect the thoughts of those they converse with.”
Hey I’m surprised a chump has a political blog can’t fathom or rationalize liberals.
I mean I don’t expect you to be a poli sci wiz Bruce, but you should at least have handle on this sort of stuff before you go on making predictions about what we’ll do.
LOL…. actor212 apparently thinks Matt Santos was real and therefore this BS means something…..
LOL LOL LOL. You funny.
http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/
“Liberals got women the right to vote. Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote. Liberals created Social Security and lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty. Liberals ended segregation. Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act. Liberals created Medicare. Liberals passed the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act. What did Conservatives do? They opposed them on every one of those things…every one! So when you try to hurl that label at my feet, ‘Liberal,’ as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, it won’t work, Senator, because I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor.” — Matt Santos, The West Wing
I tried to leave the comment on 2/18, and it didn’t contain any of your scary words (interesting that 2 of the 3 relate to the female anatomy.) So ask Dan if he deleted the comment or didn’t let it through moderation. I complained about the comment not going through in this post, long before we started today’s entertaining little discussion.
Bruce?
Which part of what he said, which part of those lines, is untrue?
Yes, the character may be fiction, but facts are facts: liberals did all those things.
Yeah, because he mentioned the fictional TV show the guy was on.
Maybe I was wrong about the Turing test…
Oh, Bruce?
How many kids do you have, again?
Tintin-
Ah, then you were obviously guilty of violating our published rules of civility a LONG time ago and I finally know who you are. Though I had an inkling due to your obsession with Dan.
Thanks.
Simba,
I already know what Bruce’s response is going to be. Every single conservative FReep that’s commented on that post has said the same thing.
Hey Bruce, nice pattern ya got there–everytime someone confronts you with a direct example of your own stupidity, you go skipping off only to come back with a poorly-aimed attempt to tweak someone else’s nose. The very least you could do is focus your eyes before you jab with your fingers, dude. For someone who’s quitting blogging for fear of black helicopters that just ain’t there, you’re sure not doing a good job of it
And you claim not to censor, but you “moderate” for foul language at YOUR joke of a blog, only to use foul language here? And you care what Instapissant “thinks”?
You, sir, are the very definition of a hypocrite. And a fucking idiot to boot.
Bruce,
That might explain TinTin, but I had never visited your site before.
I taking a unwanted but necessary hiatus from commenting at Sadly, No! until it establishes its own Code of Conduct.
No kids, two dogs. But I care about my neighbors’ kids and don’t want to leave them a country that is owned by China. And where all of our jobs are in the public sector which is a breeding ground for mediocrity.
I happen to care about the future of my country beyond the span of my lifetime.
It is another difference that I’ve noticed between conservatives and liberals.
Libs only live for today.
Wingers are starting to learn not to actually predict anything that can be factually debunked.
I’ll believe that when I see it.
J – are you also taking a hiatus from proper grammar? Or did you also go to a publik skool like me?
Bruce is getting boring. I wish he’d at least tell us more about his plans for Eternal Glorious Rebellion Against the Liberal Oppressors.
While we’re waiting for him to say something interesting, or at least not actively juvenile, here’s a fun story for everyone to read.
Translation: oops, I lied. We don’t let you comment at our site, even though you let me troll yours.
And I should say you’ve likely mistaken me for someone else, because you have no reason to know who I am.
You are aware, I hope, that your country got sold to China to pay for Bush’s recession and wars? Or were you too busy living for today to get that message?
PeeJ-
What this the comment that was “allegedly” censored? Cuz there it is….
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http://www.gaypatriot.net/2009/02/17/defining-opposition-of-same-sex-marriage-as-hate-speech/#comment-372680
Oh fer f*ck’s sake. STFU about the arguments over marriage. That’s not what this post was about. This post was about victimiization. It’s about whining. It’s about “Thank you sir may I have another?:”
“IF he merely…” Well that premise is falsified in the previous paragraph! Typical unthinking “conservative” post: take a hypothetical situation (which is shown to be unjustified as a precis by your very words in the post) as an opportunity to loathe yourself some more.
In short, get down off the cross girl, we need the wood.
Comment by PeeJ — February 17, 2009 @ 1:10 pm – February 17, 2009 |Edit This
Generally people who see this as a bad thing are people whom, if they were to concentrate on their day-to-day lives, would probably throw themselves into moving traffic before too long.
BTW, Bruce? It was BUSH who sold your country to China and Saudi Arabia. Just so you don’t get confused and try to lay it on whatever your latest hokey projection of Obama might be.
Bruce is getting boring.
That train looong ago left the station.
I taking a unwanted but necessary hiatus from commenting at Sadly, No! until it establishes its own Code of Conduct.
As far as I know the only requirement* is that you comment nekkid.
*I almost added a modifier to that but decided against it. You’re welcome!
Dude, what do you think we’re stupid or something? You obviously have the keys to your own blog, dumbass.
This isn’t third grade and you’ve been caught stealing your classmate’s pencil.
I’ve been assuming in recent years that the only thing about the Modern Republican Party that really appeals to certain people is the treason.
Wuzza-wuzzup, loony libs? Didja hear that BOSS BOBBY is gonna take Obummer’s Sillytimulus money and throw it right back in his face? Badoodle-boo-yeah! If that SPREAD of TRUTH isn’t a shot off the Good Ship Obummer’s starboard bow, the Cool Coach doesn’t know what is? 2012, loony libs, I can’t wait! Ding dong dilly! Urban out.
Fuck, stupid mouse.
Ah, so childless conservatives are allowed to care about the future of the country, but childless liberals are just “living for today”.
That’s just pathetic. I mean really, really pathetic.
But I care about my neighbors’ kids and don’t want to leave them a country that is owned by China.
Oh, good. Always refreshing to meet a Republican who supports raising taxes on the rich and cutting military spending.
The folks at GPW are so fucking predictable if not predictably fuckable.
Consider: the latest (as of an hour or two ago) outrage over there at GPW is that Obama is giving a speech about the economy AFTER THE STIM BILL HAS ALREADY PASSED!!11!
They don’t understand the difference between immediate, short term issues and long term, systemic issues. And how dare that socialist black Kenyan Arab Muslim antiwhite-Christian fascist failure DARE to talk about long term issues. We can’t see beyoinf the end our noses – it’s not fair!!
Bruce is only comfortable in Curseless Moderated Free Speech Zones. Actual freedom of speech terrifies and confuses him.
Wow. Bruce is actually a lower-quality troll than Truthy. Even Neil is making more sense.
Welcome to my killfile, Bruce.
And Tintin, I had a comment deleted over at GPW that didn’t use any naughty words, so I know you’re telling the truth. (My comment merely asked how Dan – who, unlike Bruce, has a little class – could possibly stick up for people who think he’s going to burn in a lake of fire for eternity for being gay and Jewish. Guess I “struck a nerve”, to use a trollism.)
Okay, I’m back. Refreshed and renewed. I see Sadly, No! still has no Code of Conduct in place, but as I said, I was forced to take a break from commenting until 4:30 PM, and that time has passed.
“Quick, bring over the fainting couch. I do declare…”
Shit, no kidding. Margaret Dumont has nothing on this guy.
“LOL…. actor212 apparently thinks Matt Santos was real and therefore this BS means something…..
LOL LOL LOL. You funny.”
Darling, after Dan Quayle’s attacks on Murphy Brown way back in the day (in which he treated her as if she was a real person) and the more recent fetishization of 24’s Jack Bauer by too many wingnuts to list here, you might not want to use this particular tactic as a means to gloat. Not least of all because Actor didn’t treat the Santos quote as if it came from a real person.
Unlike Quayle with MB and God knows how many right wing kooks with Bauer.
I gotta hand it to you, though: It’s difficult to refute logic like “LOL LOL LOL”. My goodness, you’re stupid.
Ooops…. here’s another comment that wasn’t censored by PeeJ.
I can’t re-invent the link and the time posted….. it’s all there.
So PeeJ is a proven liar.
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http://www.gaypatriot.net/2009/02/17/defining-opposition-of-same-sex-marriage-as-hate-speech/#comment-372826
LOL the kids these days don’t wtf “whining” means. Not surprising as they typically (V something K being awesomely typical) don’t know diddly squat. Come back when you’ve finished high school, punk.
Comment by PeeJ — February 17, 2009 @ 4:47 pm – February 17, 2009
I notice they the wingnuts never post any evidence, or factual reasoning, for why they’re scared about the Obama Gestapo.
Well lookie here. Rusty is a liar too. The comment he said was deleted is right there with a link to the time it was posted.
Is Sadly, No just a blog for liars?
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http://www.gaypatriot.net/2009/02/17/defining-opposition-of-same-sex-marriage-as-hate-speech/#comment-372839
Ah, Dan. Good to see you’re still sticking up for people like Jonathan Lopez who think you’re sub-human in at least two ways (gay and Jewish). Chickens for Colonel Sanders. Good stuff!
Comment by Rusty Shackleford — February 17, 2009 @ 5:08 pm – February 17, 2009
I gotta hand it to you, though: It’s difficult to refute logic like “LOL LOL LOL”. My goodness, you’re stupid.
It’s like playing online Quake with junior high kids.
Bruce (GayPatriot) said,
February 20, 2009 at 23:40 (unkill)
Followed by blessed emptiness.
*ahhhhh*
I like it that Bruce thinks J-‘s bad grammar was unintentional. Conservatives really don’t get sarcasm, mockery, snark, and irony – nor are they aware of
allany internet traditions.(gives Bruce a juicebox and a Gameboy)
Now let the grownups chat, kid.
Libs only live for today.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Two words, Bruce: Global. Warming.
Letting comments out of moderation means they just appear with the original time and date. You might be as intelligent as a box of rocks, but you shouldn’t assume that you’re running among equals here.
So here we have the real reason he’s a gay Republican—his low I.Q.
I have real work to do now so I can pay my taxes supporting you rich brats that live off of your Mommy & Daddy.
Enjoy…. and keep sending traffic my way. It is awesome. Thanks, Tintin. I always knew you were the man you said you were!
What do Bruce’s allies have to say about him?
James Dobson of Focus on the Family on Bruce.
Donald Wildmon of the American Family Association on Bruce.
With friends like those, why does he need us?
He seems to be getting hysterical.
Good work, ladies and gentlemen. We have done our job.
I thought trolls didn’t run blogs, but just hung out on other people’s blogs stinking the place up?
Aw, c’mon Brucie, you can do better than that. When a comment in Word Press is released from moderation its time stamp is the time and date of the original posting not the time it was released from the moderation queue.
Hey actor212…. are you a liar too?
Or do I have to show your postings-that-were-never-deleted too?
Fess up now.
And Simba, to show you don’t know anything about me — anyone who reads my blog knows I haven’t the faintest clue about the technical side. So nice try… but as far as geeky-web-tricks, I have to plead complete ignorance.
You know, I joke about the internet empire in my mind, but it’s a bit disconcerting to realize there are actually others out there who have them too and who take them very seriously.
God, you really are a moron.
So, what’s the over/under on Bruce doesn’t really have anything to do?
When a comment in Word Press is released from moderation it’s time stamp is the time and date of the original posting not the time it was released from the moderation queue.
Indeedly doodly.
Bruce, all I know is, I posted, the post appeared and then disappeared.
Now, perhaps you’ve reposted it since. I don’t have WordPress so I don’t know if you can do that or not.
My commenters at least have sharp insights and aren’t a bunch of liars.
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http://www.gaypatriot.net/2009/02/19/some-of-our-critics-their-imaginary-conservatives/#comment-374623
Easy on the libs, y’all.
If your political well-being depended on holding together a jittery coalition of identity politics groups, you’d be uptight and resorting to any means necessary too.
Comment by Charlie — February 20, 2009 @ 4:29 pm – February 20, 2009
So, what’s the over/under on Bruce doesn’t really have anything to do?
He might have a real job. It’s obvious to those of us who have visited his blog that he doesn’t spend any time on that.
If your political well-being depended on holding together a jittery coalition of identity politics groups, you’d be uptight and resorting to any means necessary too.
I guess he means the gay economic royalists and the religious right, huh, Bruce?
Epic fail. And I love how he’s now high-tailing it out of here after dropping this dud.
Third grade is a good metaphor for you. You are as intelligent as a third grader, as honest, and your humor is a match too.
And the best part is, you really do seem to think you’ve pulled the wool over the adults’ eyes.
It’s
cutepathetic, really.Rusty –your post was there all the time. I saw it originally. Give it up, boy.
Did Bruce actually go away for awhile, release a bunch of comments from moderation on his website, than come back here and call a bunch of people liars for claiming that their comments were being moderated?
Wow. That’s awesome.
To paraphrase Martin Mull, best of luck in the storm door business, Bruce.
Now, Bruce, you never said a thing about Global warming and “living for today”…
Look Bruce, they’re saying that once you got called on it, you started letting comments out just so you could say “Gotcha, libs! LOL LOL LOL”, but the thing is, around here they know how WordPress works.
I guess he means the gay economic royalists and the religious right, huh, Bruce?
It’s hard to keep a coalition together when 99.9% of them insist on calling the other 0.1% of them “shit-eaters.”
We really wish we didn’t have the experience…but nonetheless, heh.
Bruce – how can we miss you if you won’t go away?
commie – yep, I did release a bunch of comments from moderation today.
NONE of those moderated comments were negative. They were from new commenters and the SpamFilter picked them up automatically. NONE of those comments were negative. Do commies comprehend anything?
All of the comments I have reposted here from PeeJ and Rusty were always there. They know it. That’s all that matters
Did he just say he thinks WordPress is complicated and highly technical?
Already been tried. See Alkon, Amy.
Not like tightwads, gun-nuts, fag-bashers, racists, creationists and, uh, Bruce, is it?
Ahem.
Bruce – how can we miss you if you won’t go away?
Jacob — they are wrong. Dead wrong. And yeah, I know about as much about WordPress as Simba knows about compassion and respect.
Did he just say he thinks WordPress is complicated and highly technical?
Well, it IS a bunch of ones and zeros, so somebody who can’t successfully divide a trillion by 300 million might be a wee bit confused.
Generally such things are earned, and can be lost, but that this is news to you surprises no one. And that’s to say nothing of your own self-respect.
Rusty, I guess that means your beloved Associated Press wouldn’t understand WordPress either since they did the math you are criticizing, not I.
No, Brucie Wucie. THAT wasn’t the comment I referred to. The comment I said was deleted is NO LONGER THERE. That’s what deleted means. You is so stoopids I caint hardly bleev you managed to live so long.
Rusty & PeeJ — I really wish you would apologize for saying your comments were filtered and deleted.
Have you no honor?
Wow, Bruce has trotted out literally every tactic used by conservatrolls for the last – what? – 5, 6 years? Lying, accusing others of lying, hypocrisy, making sweeping generalizations about liberals after claiming that he does’t understand anything about their mindset, playground level taunts, use of LOL as if its some sort of argument, claiming that he’s the only one who works to support all the deadbeat liberals even though he’s been trolling on and off for 5 hours, ignoring challenges to his erroneous statements, leaving when he can’t respond to an argument only to reappear and pretend that it never happened… I mean, I could go on all day.
And, Neil is just as boring and cliched with his determination that El Rushbo talking points are more convincing than raw data and his attempt at some sort of gotcha set up whereby any criticism of Obama’s critics is immediately deemed illegitimate because it constitutes nothing more than “playing the race card.” (Convenient, no?)
I need to figure out this whole killfile thing. Of course, with the amount of posting the Gay Patriot has done (despite the fact that he single handedly supports all liberals with his tax dollars – of course, since he appears to be accidentally paying 10 times more taxes than he’s supposed to I can see where he’s bitter), there wouldn’t be much left to this thread.
Bruce (GayPatriot) said,
February 20, 2009 at 23:46
I have real work to do now so I can pay my taxes supporting you rich brats that live off of your Mommy & Daddy.
Bruce (GayPatriot) said,
February 20, 2009 at 23:56
A one…a two…
I’ve talked to your mother and I’ve talked to your dad,
They say they’ve tried but it’s all in vain.
I’ve begged and I’ve pleaded, I even got mad,
Now we must face it, you give me a pain.
chorus: How can I miss you when you won’t go away?
I keep telling you day after day,
But you won’t listen, you always stay and stay,
How can I miss you when you won’t go away?
Out of three billion people, why must it be me?
Oh why, oh why won’t you cut me loose?
Do me a favor and listen to my plea
I’m not the only chicken in the roost.
Your never-ending presence really cramps my style,
I dream that it won’t always be the same.
At first I was attracted, but after a while,
Have you ever heard of a “hard to get” dame?”
Repeat chorus, etc.
No, Bruce, you misquoted them and took their ten trillion and turned into the one trillion stimulus package.
Nice try, tho. AP got it right. You blew it.
Oh. Sorry about that. Unintentional…
It’s not just junior high — it’s junior high D&D.
“Okay, I go up to the dragon and stab it.”
“It burns you up, Bruce.”
“No, no, I killed it! I stabbed it!”
“What did you use?”
“I used my +2 Sword of Fire Resistance!”
“Okay, you did… (rolls) … 12 points of damage. It’s got another 285 HP left. Then he burned you up.”
“No, wait, wait! I was wearing my Armor of Perfect Dragon Resistance That’s Been Blessed By Jesus So I Can’t Be Killed!”
“You are not.”
“I am, too!”
“It’s not on your character sheet.”
“STOP LOOKING AT MY CHARACTER SHEET!”
“Give it up, Bruce, you’re burned up.”
“You can’t do that! I’m telling my mom!”
Bruce doesn’t owe us anything, because we can’t take what he doesn’t have. We really wish he would leave you people alone.
Bruce (GayPatriot) said, February 20, 2009 at 23:46
I have real work to do now…
Bruce (GayPatriot) said, February 20, 2009 at 23:48 …
Bruce (GayPatriot) said, February 20, 2009 at 23:50 …
Bruce (GayPatriot) said, February 20, 2009 at 23:51 …
Bruce (GayPatriot) said, February 20, 2009 at 23:54 …
Bruce (GayPatriot) said, February 20, 2009 at 23:56 …
Bruce (GayPatriot) said, February 20, 2009 at 23:58 …
Congrats, Bruce! You’ve successfully replaced Bookmark this, liberals in the Sadly, No! Troll Self-Ownage Hall of Fame.
Bruce, heal thyself.
Oh, I forgot a tactic – claiming victory and flouncing out, only to return a few dozen more times. Check that one off the list.
The IRS said,
I hope you’re commenting naked because around here we have STANDARDS.
Bruce (GayPatriot) said, February 20, 2009 at 23:48 …
Bruce (GayPatriot) said, February 20, 2009 at 23:50 …
Bruce (GayPatriot) said, February 20, 2009 at 23:51 …
Bruce (GayPatriot) said, February 20, 2009 at 23:54 …
Bruce (GayPatriot) said, February 20, 2009 at 23:56 …
Bruce (GayPatriot) said, February 20, 2009 at 23:58 …
Wow – I’ve gotten the “You’re posting too fast, slow down!” message at Big Ho for trying to post the next day.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
February 21, 2009 at 0:04
Bruce (GayPatriot) said, February 20, 2009 at 23:46
I have real work to do now…
They cum quickly on Hollywood and Vine…
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Bruce (GayPatriot), in both his retirement and his commenting here, is like James Brown doing the cape routine at the end of his show. Except the crowd is laughing instead of cheering.
Naked Fridays are every 2nd week on alternating months.
And only if you fill out Form….ah, fuck it.
We’re always naked.
Hey, all you annieangel fans out there. What do you say we bring back Half-Naked Thursday?
Did Bruce actually go away for awhile, release a bunch of comments from moderation on his website, than come back here and call a bunch of people liars for claiming that their comments were being moderated?
That is the lowest thing I ever heard of. I’m sure Dobson would have something to say about that kind of dishonesty!
Say, Bruce, do you have a boyfriend?
Obama’s Financial Legacy (Associated Press, Feb 20, 2009)
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D96FI9CO0&show_article=1
So far in his month-old presidency:
—Congress passed and Obama signed into law a record $787 billion mix of tax cuts, job-creating projects and aid to struggling states.
—The president pledged up to $275 billion in federal aid to help stem a tidal wave of home foreclosures.
—The Treasury Department and the Federal Reserve announced financial-rescue steps that could send up to $2 trillion coursing through the economy.
In all, the plans would raise the federal portion of the U.S. economy to some 31 percent, more than twice the level after eight years of FDR’s historic New Deal spending.
This is the most entertaining comment thread ever. A hearty thank you for all the lulz, Bruce!
Yes, Bruce, someone has to clean up the Bush mess.
He’ll frustrate you so
But he’ll never know
He’s Mister Short-Term Memory!
The three words you can’t
say on televisiontype on GayPat’s web log.Dr. Freud? Anyone?
Sure actor, since you like socialism.
I prefer free markets and democracy.
Horrible!
Scandalous!
BTW, Bruce, Matt McMahon is already our Copypasta Troll. Sorry.
Dood, I can buy and sell you. Don’t lecture me on capitalism, mmmmmmmmK?
Someone didn’t the memo.
Yeah … AP “analysis” v. Krugman et al. I wonder ….
I’m just curious, Bruce.
You found no problem in spending a trillion dollars on a people whom you will never meet in a land you will never visit.
But spend a dime on your neighbor to help him out?
OHMYGOD! SOCIALISM!!!!!!!!!
Why is that? Jesus asks us to be nice to our neighbors, to treat them as we would want to be treated in return.
Even the gay ones 😉
So why do you hate Americans so?
Three cheers for Obama! Huge successes in justy one month!
Hip hip Hooray! Hip hip Hooray! Hip hip Hooray!
Gawd, I hope he keeps it up. (Sorry, Bruce, was that also rude?)
Someone didn’t get the memo.
There’s your opening, Bruce (GayPatriot). Pwn away.
We’re always naked.
The IRS is my new favorite agency. Until I discover park rangers are always naked, too.
Hey, all you annieangel fans out there. What do you say we bring back Half-Naked Thursday?
Great, there goes all my interest in teh Naked. Thanks. Jerk.
Tax cuts and the libertarian tablescraps the platform tosses them occasionally.
Ah, the wealthier/greedier gay folks, Double Income, No Kids, are not happy w/ their tax status. In which case you’d think the Log Cabin zillionaires would be in favor of marriage for all just for the tax break.
don’t want to leave them a country that is owned by China.
That could have borne a little thought before supporting all of Bush and Cheney’s costly little adventuring, not to mention their corporate fire sale giveaways.
What do you say we bring back Half-Naked Thursday?
I believe HNT has never left 3Buls.
I’m personally wondering why he hates his neighbor’s children. You know, the one he wants to save from the evil debt given to us by Bush but is totally Obama’s fault. It’s almost like the throwaway children was a disingenuous argument.
Also, I’m totally wondering if there was some directive from Rush X months ago that said noticing context gives you syphilis, because every wingnut is totally doing the John Oliver “I don’t remember anything from last Wednesday shtick”. It’s almost like they’re desperately trying to excise a recent part of history out while simultaneously not damaging the reputation of the man they’ve been hero worshipping…
Y’know, most people who self-describe as “patriots” would join the military.
Say Bruce, whyncha do that?
Oh yeah… the same people who think you’re insufficiently human to marry your partner think you’re insufficiently human to serve in the military.
Oh well, there’s still your blog. Hey, nice eagle!
Bruce really blows me away. The way he sucks is awesome, in an ass-backwards kind of way. Interesting, the way he always comes around the back side of an argument for the money shot. Then he tidily mops it up by going down on his knees to beg for more.
Please come here often, my coquettish cockatoo, I need the entertainment.
oops – forgot to mention the “premature threats to pull out”
Naughty, naughty PeeJ….
Seriously, Bruce – without your ejaculations here we’d be even more bored than we are now. Or maybe not.
He thinks he has a bone to pick with us. But every time he tries to run something up the pole the limpness of his thrust is apparent. He just can’t seem to get up a good argument. For all the wrist action involved in trolling here one would think more would come from it. Perhaps he’s shot his wad?
oops – forgot to mention the “premature threats to pull out”
Don’t forget his willingness to reacharound… reach ACROSS the aisle to the other side.
I think he’s gone off to work and pay taxes and stuff.
All the really prestigious jobs start at 5:00 pm EST.
I think he’s gone off to work and pay taxes and stuff.
Or mow his lawn.
Hey, Mary’s mom called & told him to get home & do her toenails. (And to get it right this time!)
Other threads beyond===>
Ha, that’s what ole Kevin used to do. Or so he said. Kevin’s a sharper blade than this one.
“for cocktails”
Sure actor, since you like socialism.
I prefer free markets and democracy.
“Plus, I’m rubber and you’re glue! Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you! LOLZ I win forever loony libs!”
Kevin’s a sharper blade than this one.
That’s gotta hurt.
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Compare, contrast and discuss.
Awesome thread!
The real reason Brucie wants to run off and join a militia is that he’s looking forward to the glorious time when he can be the guy inside the barrel 4EVAH!
Gay “LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME” Patriot
Do “gay patriots” have sex?
Do “gay patriots” have sex?
…depends what meaning “have” has
GayPatriot celebrates Ellen DeGeneres becoming a “cover girl”:
“Becoming a cover girl shows how far we’ve come as a society…” (Well, not really but if he chooses to use this as an example of progress for gay women, how does he suppose it happened: magically? coincidentally?)
As for his prizing Ellen because she hasn’t politicized her identity, I guess he missed Ellen Degeneres Vs. John McCain: Gay Marriage and her wedding ceremony.
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Some might assume Brucie-poo is mentally ill, but how can that be? He’s been in therapy with Dr. Krauthammer for years.
I keep reading Gay Patriot as Gay Parrot.
Although that would have [sic] more action than I’ve ever been [sic] in my life.
Whatever the case, Ellen’s becoming “the new face of Cover Girl” is just one more sign of how far as we’ve come as a society.
The fact that she was already a celebrity, with her own TV show, and the whole series of ads she did for Amex were far earlier signs of the same thing. As were Queen Latifah’s ads for, you know, Cover Girl.
Uh oh, Bruce is pissed. In my email today:
What a wanker.
Rusty, he’s coming on to you!
350 comments in, and no one’s noted it’s Aravosis, not Avarosis?
Nobody actually reads John Avaricious.
Rusty, he’s coming on to you!
In vain. I’ve chosen to be heterosexual.
Just what do you have against frozen sour apple martinis?