Shorter Amber Pawlik
Posted on December 30th, 2003 by
The holidays are a time to be gay and festive — and what better way to do this than by combining two of our favorite gimmicks: the shorter concept, and gratuitous jokes at the expense of Amber Pawlik. Hence we bring you: Shorter Amber Pawlik:
If only parents told their kids not to use drugs, no one would ever use drugs in America.
That’d work. Yep, right up there with “Just Say No.”
Tell kids that behavior is immoral and they just won’t do it. Brilliant! It works for sex, why not for drugs? btw, if Amber is a libertarian, how is it that she claims drug use is immoral? Shouldn’t one be free to choose whether to use drugs or not?
why do we care? is she “fit”?
“It has been proven over and over again that the latter method is effective. The former is not. It?s that simple.”
Ahh, a bold assertion made without facts of any kind to back it up. Love ya, Amber.
I always feel the urge to call Amber a nitwit, but then I remember that once you call yourself a libertarian, nothing more need be said.
But who will tell my parents not to use drugs?
What the hell kind of name is Amber, anyhow?
“This method of altering behavior uses a classic leftist method: guilt, specifically guilt for not living up to your obligations to other people. This has to be one of the most ineffective methods of altering human behavior.”
The Roman Catholic Church is going to be surprised when it finds out that guilt 1) doesn’t effect behavior and 2) is a leftist invention.
What the hell kind of name is Amber, anyhow?
A bad one, IMO. My wife actually wanted to name our daughter Amber but I told her that one shouldn’t name one’s child after a traffic light color.
“My wife actually wanted to name our daughter Amber but I told her that one shouldn’t name one’s child after a traffic light color.”
Or a jewelry store. Good night.