In fairness, he looks swarthy enough to pass.

So they busted Paul Rubens again?

@AlanSmithee — I was going to go with George Micheal, but yeah…

Dammit. Michael.

Synopsis of COPS: Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood

Cereal Thief Caught!

He had a large sack with eighteen different partial boxes of cereal, including Cap’n Crunch, Cheerios and Grape Nuts. The woman said she asked the mini-bus driver to call the police because of the unsettling way he kept staring at her goods.

Nope. Don’t need to click it.

Read the article this morning…

mikey

surrounded by bewildered officers trying to make out why a Westerner would wander around their city without a translator or guards

Job interview?

I’m going with “A naked republican party leader”

How’d I do?

Not having looked at it, and it seems that it being some sort of human fugitive chase would be too obvious, I’m going to go with a missing cat who had followed and been taken in by the cream-selling lady.

I can haz prize?

Was that Little Miss Muffett he sat next to?

Jonah Goldberg?

Um…Blart?

Josh Trevino?

Well *I* certainly didn’t read it and *I* skipped right over the spoilers that *some* people so rudeley instisted on tossing out. So my completely genuous naive guess is, it was Miley Cyrus’ dad.

What do I win?

Joe the Plumber!

Gregg Withdraws as Commerce Nominee

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/thefix/2009/02/greeg_withdraws_as_commerce_no.html

No word on whether his withdrawal involved an up-on-the-backstroke flourish.

AlanSmithee: Thanks for the opportunity – Can you name PeeWee’s favorite composer?

Clicked it. Wow. That man is insane.

(Though evidently that Erbil-to-parts-elsewhere routine is the safest way to get into the country.)

De Porcia said that the Italian Foreign Ministry’s official advice was, Do not visit Iraq. If you must, he continued, “have a security framework.”

B-b-but…teh surge worked!!! Bush was right!!!! Cindy Sheehan…WRONG!!!!!

So they busted Paul Rubens again?\
For unauthorised painterly flourishes and excessive impasto.

Gregg Withdraws as Commerce Nominee

Good. Maybe this will be another “learning” experience for Obama. Face it – Republicans do not want to work with you. Not now, not ever. Let them continue their slide into irrelevance.

Oh, and Chris Cillizza is a fucking asshole.

Cereal Thief Caught!

At least he wasn’t a cereal killer.

So they busted Paul Rubens again?\
For unauthorised painterly flourishes and excessive impasto.

And screwing up the corned beef-to-saurkraut ratio.

Good to see you back, Mikey.

Feel free to use the “doesn’t know grit from granola” joke.

Wait, this isn’t a scene from a John Waters movie?

For unauthorised painterly flourishes and excessive impasto.
Come to think of it, this also applies to Pee-Wee Rubens’ legal problems.

I don’t know his name, but did he choke on the bottle cap?

I’m going with Jonah Goldberg.

Oh, and FYWP.

Okay, I’ll just have to say it. Paul Rubens’ favorite composer?
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Jaques Offenbach

…had traveled overland from Italy to Egypt to Turkey and then into northern Iraq

I think I’m going to need a map of that!

Senator Greg?

Did they make meat-helmets in the summer?
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Oh, I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!!!!!

Judd Gregg.
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The Ballad of Joe the Plumber (aka “He Don’t Care” by Dan Hicks)

He don’t care how the country looks
He don’t care ’bout readin’ in books
He don’t care ’bout the way he walk
He don’t care ’bout the way he talk
He don’t know what’s up or down
Is he wearin’ a smile or frown

He’s stoned
Dead stoned

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0fif8kXadsben/340x.jpg

Whatever it is, I’m quite certain that its A-Rod’s fault.

Wait, this isn’t a scene from a John Waters movie?

Only if the eggman is somehow invloved.

Shorter Ronald Reagan: “Let ’em live in the streets. They aren’t gonna hurt anyone.”

The REAL “Reagan Legacy”.

Apropos of nothing in particular, I had a moment today where I found myself in agreement with Sen. DeMint (R-SC) and Rep Shadegg (R-AZ) re: amending the CPSA.

I wouldn’t trust either of these gentlemen any further than I could throw them, but I did think it worth notifying my own Democratic Congressional delegation to let them know that I supported the intent of DeMint and Shadegg’s bills.

Gregg Withdraws as Commerce Nominee
Son of a bitch! Well. that certainly screws with Nate Silver’s senate seat rankings.

I have found that on issues such as the stimulus package and the census there are irresolvable conflicts for me

Uh. There were no surprises on those issues, at all. Is he that stupid, or what’s the real reason here?

And here you all doubted the power of TEH SURGE.

Gregg also said he won’t run again in 2010.

Something tells me that the Cracker Party™ has been very mean to poor wittle Gregg.
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…had traveled overland from Italy to Egypt to Turkey and then into northern Iraq

I think I’m going to need a map of that!

Here you go.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/Around_the_World_in_Eighty_Days_map.png

There were no surprises on those issues, at all. Is he that stupid, or what’s the real reason here?

I have to believe that Gregg was somehow played by both sides.

Hey! The wingnuts are having a “conference.”

http://instaputz.blogspot.com/2009/02/it-burns.html

Joe The Plunger will be there, of course, as will Jason (Chickenhawk) Mattera and Michelle (Stalkin’) Malkin. But my favorite panel is this one:

Visionary thinkers (!!!) discuss New Media Empowering Conservative Messages:
Mary Katherine Ham, writer, Weekly Standard (invited)
Alfonzo Rachel, advocate of right-minded ideas on new media
Patrick Ruffini, online and new media strategist (invited)
with moderator Bill Whittle, PJTV

Bill Fucking Whittle? Eject! Eject! Eject!

http://www.ejectejecteject.com/archives/000197.html

Malkin’s only going because Jesse’s still unemployed, her Pajamas gig is cashing in its chips and someone told her there was a free buffet.

Also, they misspelled “pogrom.”

Not having clicked on the story: I think it was Stevie Wonder
He’s a man
with a plan
in a van
with a flan.
Got the yoghurt spoon in his hand
He’s Mistra eats it all.

A U.S. marine working with the police suggested taking him to the city limits and dropping him where Falluja meets the main highway.

That’s our answer for everything. Kittens, vagrants, busted appliances, crazy tourists, old tires, negroes…

Not Joe not a plumber on the stimulus

The money that they’re talking about spending is just absolutely incredible. You can’t get your mind around it. We used to think a million dollars was just the most incredible thing. Then it went to billions and now we’re talking trillions. And trillions is such a large number we just can’t wrap our mind around it, at least I can’t.

Read the whole thing, heh indeedy

I don’t have to be embarrassed to betray my ignorance:

Uh, this story and this thread are interesting/funny how, exactly?

Exactly.

You’re not qualified. Fuck off.

(This marks the first time I’ve addressed the troll directly.)
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ps. found that verb, yet, Mr. 800 verbal on the GRE?

I didn’t think so.
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Whatever it is, I’m quite certain that its A-Rod’s fault.

With an assist from his henchman and toady, Michael Phelps…

mikey

Jesus Christ, I just lobbed another softball at the troll and he still doesn’t get it.

Sad. Just … sad.
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And how did the great Grand Moff crack the case of the Fraudulent Fool?

Because you’re a low-grade moron. It wasn’t hard.

And in this way the bitch may easily be slapped.
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Feed the troll, feed the killfile

And trillions is such a large number we just can’t wrap our mind around it, at least I can’t.

Pity your man Bush dropped one of them blowing people up in Iraq, innit? And pooed five of them onto the national debt.

Muffy I found the verb! I found the verb! Its in the imperative mood and it comes with a direct object! Here they are:

You know, there’s a reason that the dumbass troll and all his parodies are impossible to tell from one another. It’s a very simple reason.
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(takes shit in public)

(claps hands, looks around for approbation)

(finding none, decides that condemnation IS approbation)

LOLZ I WIN

…had traveled overland from Italy to Egypt to Turkey and then into northern Iraq

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/Around_the_World_in_Eighty_Days_map.png

…can’t fool me – that white stuff’s not land!

*burp*

Muffy’s sending himself secret signals that only he can get — and he’s really impressing himself with his esoteric cleverness.

Actually, you tried to bring it up twice. Then you realized you were wrong, so now you’re pretending it’s silly.

Sad thing is, I suspect you don’t actually know why you’re wrong, you’re just running because you’re shit-scared.

Buh-bye, lightweight.
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Gregg also said he won’t run again in 2010.

Something tells me that the Cracker Party™ has been very mean to poor wittle Gregg.

Or even that something came to light in whatever vetting was done, & he was advised to w/draw, not to run in 2010, & none of it would be mentioned. ‘Twould be irresponsible not to speculate, wouldn’t it?

You know, there’s a reason that the dumbass troll and all his parodies are impossible to tell from one another. It’s a very simple reason.

It’s a Perl script?

A bad Perl script?

Something tells me that the Cracker Party™ has been very mean to poor wittle Gregg.

That was my take; that he got threatened with the whole “roasted upside-down over a campfire while your family is murdered” routine.

Even though he’s a pained-to-be-with-these-people Yankee Republican, not batshit-crazy-wears-diapers Republican.

I’m about ready to 86 that drunk in the corner. He’s just going to shit in his pants, & probably suffocate on his own vomit.

imperative mood and it comes with a direct object!

Can’t have both.

That was my take; that he got threatened with the whole “roasted upside-down over a campfire while your family is murdered” routine.

And all because he wouldn’t call it the “Porkulus”.

He did say it was irreconcilable differences over the stimulus bill, didn’t he?

And all because he wouldn’t call it the “Porkulus”.

I thought “Porkulus” was a clever nickname for Obama, not the stimulus bill.

The wingnuts need to standardize their insanity.

I thought “Porkulus” was a clever nickname for Obama, not the stimulus bill.

I may have it wrong – where I’ve seen it it’s referred either to the entire stimulus bill or to parts of it that the ‘nut in question doesn’t like.

Perhaps in the wingnut mind, Obama and the stimulus bill are identical.

“The police found him in a mini-bus next to the woman who sells fresh milk, yogurt and cream door-to-door.”

Holy Crap, that’s one bus route on which I wouldn’t want to be a fellow passenger. “Christ, are we stopping AGAIN?”

For example: “Eat shit and die” — It’s clearly imperative, and “shit” would seem to be the direct object of “eat,” no?

No.

This episode of SS2SQ was made possible by a grant from the McHitler Foundation.

Not that I’m in any place to talk, but seems like lately we’ve had trolls get under a regular’s skin with frightening consistency, thus THE TROLL WINS.

Feed the troll, feed the killfile

This seems like a really excellent way to punish someone who might be having a bad day but otherwise makes worthwhile contributions to the community.

I really wish they’d just get out the freakin’ banhammer already. I’m past upset about it, it’s just fuckin’ old at this point. Apparently whoever is doing this shit got bored of the Truth persona so now we have The Fool with a stalker-rapist edge.

Note to whoever’s behind this—you do realize that apart from that one thread that established the guy as a legend, he’s never been back and anyone with two brain cells realizes that anything since then has been parody? The real “Fool” probably has forgotten that this site exists.

At least with the Truth persona you had some veneer of plausible deniability.

protected static: I just love that Etsy site.

trolls get under a regular’s skin with frightening consistency, thus THE TROLL WINS.

Sadly, yes. But who said life was fair?

According to michellemalkin.com, Porkulus is the bill.

The subject was the “stimulus.” Generational Theft Act, Crap Sandwich Supreme, Porkulus, Spendulus, Debt Stimulus Plan. Pick your name. It’s all B.S. And Americans know it.

In case you’re having trouble articulating a brief argument against the bill, one you could use when riding up or down in the elevator with strangers, michellemalkin.com provides one in the same post: “Big Government = Bad Idea.”

That’s easy.

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

Huzzah! The Surge is cleary a success! Pay a Kagan a billion to celebrate!

According to michellemalkin.com, Porkulus is the bill.

That makes less sense and is less funny, so it stands to reason.

Threads go by oh so much more quickly when you scroll through not just the troll’s droppings but those left by its feeders, as well! It’s kind of like pushing the mute button when the commercials come on. Yes, life is full of such minor annoyances.

michellemalkin.com provides one in the same post: “Big Government Doesn’t Help Big Business = Bad Idea.”

Fixed

This seems like a really excellent way to punish someone who might be having a bad day but otherwise makes worthwhile contributions to the community.

People customizing their reading experience – troll or no troll – is not a bad thing.

“Big Government = Bad Idea.”

Yes. We should let Big Banking and Big Wall Street take care of this mess.

OT for J— only:

My paisley Telecaster

unless, of course, Big Government is bombing the shit out of somebody.

The founders of ancient Rome were Porkulus and Penis.
This is why it imperative to carefully check bacon sandwiches that you buy there. I’m just saying.

Oh darn, looks like my fixed can us some fixin’.

“Porkulus”: pork + stimulus. It’s based on their assertion the bill is “spending not stimulus”.

People customizing their reading experience – troll or no troll – is not a bad thing.

As long as you don’t forget to trim your killfile when the situation improves. That’s why I am loathe to killfile regulars, because I am forgetful like that.

OT for J— only:

My paisley Telecaster

I know it was for J— only but I see a blue Strat.

“use” even.

RB: I want it but can’t justify it the same way J– wants but can’t justify this.

But as Barry X keeps trying to point out, spending IS stimulus. And what whingers choose to call “pork” and much-needed $$ for cash-strapped states are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

This is why it imperative to carefully check bacon sandwiches that you buy there. I’m just saying.

Exactly what do you think proscuitto is?

You love me! You know its true!

Like Tiny loved Ike.

errr…Tina.

The founders of ancient Rome were Porkulus and Penis.

Prosciutto “crudo” really is the cruelest cut.

But as Barry X keeps trying to point out, spending IS stimulus.

When individuals spend money on goods and services, yes. But when the government does the exact same thing the money just magically disappears.

Uh oh. I accidentally clicked on the Strat link, even though it was specifically for J–. It’s not like crossing the streams or anything though, right?

It’s not like crossing the streams or anything though, right?

Yes. It is. Total protonic reversal.

Sure sounds like Bill the Cat to me. Is he back in the news? Ack, it’s been twenty years!

Stand back! It’s humbucking!

But as Barry X keeps trying to point out, spending IS stimulus.

Well, these are the same folks who also claim government has never created a job. Paying people to make needed repairs to infrastructure is like wasting money twice over because shut up, that’s why.

Rusty, I’ve got that Tele in blue flower…..

But when the government does the exact same thing the money just magically disappears.

Well…a lot of it has disappeared in Iraq.

Yes. It is. Total protonic reversal.

Not necessarily. There’s definitely a *very slim* chance we’ll survive.

But when the government does the exact same thing the money just magically disappears.

When poor people spend, the same thing happens. That’s because they’re poor, so they’re so dumb they try to “spend” the money by smoking it or dropping it down sewer grates to lure the leprechauns closer.

There can’t be any stimulus if there aren’t any magic ponies born from tax cuts. Silly liberals, you’re so UNSERIOUS.

Paying people to make needed repairs to infrastructure is like wasting money twice over because shut up, that’s why

I think that just about sums up the last 8 years very concisely.

That’s a nice looking guitar, Rusty. With Brazilian rosewood even. Do you prefer the flatter radius?

I see we have a number of Ghostbusters fans here. I am so saddened to learn you are all conservatives, since that is one of the top 10 conservatives movies of the last 25 years.

I think it’s no coincidence that Da Fool appears right around the time America’s Mammary pops up and flops its impotent head around. Has the same pathetic stalker MO.

zombie rotten mcdonald: One of the recently made Japanese models?

Everybody knows that cutting wealthy people’s taxes creates jobs. Because the wealthy create jobs through their sheer awesomeness. But cutting taxes hurts their feelings, so they take their ball and go home.

Stupid libs.

That should have said “raising taxes.” Note to self: don’t drink and post.

People customizing their reading experience – troll or no troll – is not a bad thing.
I have installed a Greasemonkey add-on that plays appropriate sound-track music as I scroll through the comments. Yes, Souza for Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist.

I also recommend the plug-in script that projects each comment in turn onto the clouds above Gotham City.

MzNicky said,
It’s not like crossing the streams or anything though, right?
Objection, your honour! It is a well-known fact that feminists are not able to cross running water.

<iI see we have a number of Ghostbusters fans here. I am so saddened to learn you are all conservatives, since that is one of the top 10 conservatives movies of the last 25 years.

And the only reason it made the list is due to it’s soon to be release 25th anniversary addition. There is a game too. I’m sure we’ll see all the conservatives toting unlicensed nukular hot-rods on their backs this summer.

It’s not like crossing the streams or anything though, right?

Actually, you want to use Berkley sockets to avoid that problem.

</dork humor>

Objection, your honour! It is a well-known fact that feminists are not able to cross running water.

Now now, shake hands and make up; we haven’t met our bag limit yet.

Just make sure the damn thing doesn’t fall off her head while you’re having sex

…too much like looking into a mirror…

You are such a fool, Fool! Ha! Pwned you once again with my clever geniusness. Just like when you were looking for that midnight cipher!

And then he put on a blond wig and said he was someone named “Buffy,” your honor.
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Wow.

“Candide in Baghdad.”

That was hilarious.

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a state of priapism in which his erection lasts for hours.

As opposed to the troll’s state of priapism, in which he grows a half-inch taller for five minutes, then gets really tired.
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Proof that Creed is the worst band in the world.

Proof that Creed is the worst band in the world.

Well technically they aren’t together anymore, so I think you gotta give the nod to these guys:

http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2009/02/limp-bizkit-res.html

Ch. 1.

It was a dork and steamy night. Suddenly, lightning struck like a stroke of lightning! In the brief bit of light that you get when lightning strikes kind of like when a flashbulb goes off he saw the sheer terror that welled up in her eyes like it does in the cartoons when a character has a hose stuck in them and you can see the level rising in their bodies through their eyes and she looked like she needed to scream because she was full of wellled up terror so she did.

to be continued

LimpBizkit is still together?

Why does Snark Eunuch the Super Trool think anyone gives an airborne copulation about its opinion?

I expect the joke to be over its head. Research has shows that it’s a fucking moron.
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Teh Fool = Baron Lytton?

I like to announce my insecurities on the internet.

hehe

Can’t even fucking spell our last names right.

Sorry, jr.

LimpBizkit is still together?

They actually broke up in the early 00s but the good news is that they are BACK TOGETHER! ZOMG THE NOOKIE THE NOOKIE!!!

Proof that Creed is the worst band in the world.

Awesome.

Somebody pay attention to me. RIGHT NOW!

Mommy! You said this was my “me” time! *stomps feet, wets pants*

You think you’re funny? Don’t use my name!

It has a certain second-order comedic punch, once you understand that someone sincerely though it might qualify as clever on its own terms.

Right after you scored eleventy billion on the MCATriod and parsed feminists into submission?

The only joke you have is yourself. It’s old, now.
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Does anybody here have any Grateful Dead bootleg tapes? I heard they’re a really bitchin’ band.

Is there anybody here who scored over 700 on all three sections of the GRE?

I’m auditioning writers for our Forum magazine. I need somebody with a vivid imagination about sex. Experience not necessary.

Are we human…or are we dancer?

And the only reason [Ghostbusters] made the list is due to its soon to be release 25th anniversary addition.
IMDB informs me that the following movies are also 25 years old and sold lots of tickets. Watch them now before they too are snapped up as expositions of conservative thought!

Beverly Hills Cop
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Gremlins
The Karate Kid
Police Academy
Footloose
Romancing the Stone
Purple Rain
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)

The Karate Kid

The quintessential “Hollywood Hates Conservatives” movie…

Footloose

Who’s keeping these kids from dancing? THE GOVERNMENT.

Purple Rain is TOTALLY a conservative paean to heteronormativity.

Yes, Souza for Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist.

That is very thoughtful! It must mix very oddly, especially when I post near Matt T.

Is there anybody here who scored over 700 on all three sections of the GRE?

I did, even when the analytical section score only went to 6. That’s how analytical I am.

Gremlins: Wily Oriental-sourced fuzzofascism will be defeated.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Sidekicks of other races are really annoying. Women too.

Just look at it: post after post after post from the GRE poseur troll.

Snark Eunuch is desperate for a chance to win his balls back after what happened today.
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Sidekicks of other races are really annoying. Women too.

Also, furriners eat odd things and are often wily AND inscrutable.

Scott Stapp, one of those little orcs that can’t go out in the sun.

Shorter Various Trolls:

Other races are really annoying. Women too.

I tried to assemble my IKEA furniture kitset, but the instructions were inscrewtable.

G’night, dumbass troll. Your wife can have your balls back later.

… assuming she still has any use for them.

I bid you pleasant dreams. For myself, I shall fall asleep to the shrill little sounds of your falsetto “lololololololololololololololol,” and imagine you as Little Lord Fauntleroy, wailing for his demon lover.

May it never cease.
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Shorter Various Trolls:

Other races are really annoying. Women too.

It’s like they know what the third rail of this place is.

Scrute the inscrutable! Eff the ineffable!

FYWP

I don’t give an airborne copulation what you stoopid punk bitchiz say.

Now that is a steaming pile of Porkulus.

Flate the inflatable!

Also, what’s the plural of litotes?

Flam the inflammable!

Why don’t you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut? Why don’t you take a flying fuck at the moooooooon?

Defatig the indefatigable!

Why don’t you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut? Why don’t you take a flying fuck at the moooooooon?

Ha! I had that coming for trying to get into the 13 club.

Another tri-benzo-Deportamil, if you please.

Vince the Invincible!
Isn’t he in the WWF?

Bad cess on the incessant!

Toler the intolerable!

As you can see, we have unleashed our unstoppable commando psy-ops strike force into your theater. Surrender or die.

Oh, and blart.

Damn, Cess! You’re a tall drink o’water.

Hey, M Bouffant, you asked on a previous thread where Qetesh had gone – that’s me. Poor Qet died last year, and I couldn’t go on using the name. So now I’m just me, naked and unadorned.

Now you’ve done it. You might as well put on a fat suit and go for a stroll around your local shopping mall.

Covered in chum.

How does one use a killfile in Firefox?

Dent the indentable. Oculate the inoculable. Visit the invisible. Bow the inviolable.

Bow the inviolable.

Ha ha ha!

Also.

Me: if you have greasemonkey installed, DL one of these killfile scripts: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/13541 or http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/14031

Evit the inevitable!

“Inevitable” = “Safe from Adrian Lloyd Webber musicals”.

Dear fuckin’ Jebus my braindead neighbor is blasting Creed! I shit you not, as we used to say back in the glorious seventies when we thought all kinds of crappy music was good on account of the vast quantities of really good weed and Boone’s Farm available and so forth. I could hear it when I was out on the loggia. Fortunately, I can’t hear it in my apartment. Man ain’t too bright, once he was playing Quiet Riot at top volume while standing outside singing along. I’ll bet he’s Mensa material compared to certain trolls, though. I heard him drunkenly telling another neighbor that he scored gazillionty seven come eleven on his SATs.

So now I’m just me, naked and unadorned.

And I think I can speak for many of us when I say that we like you very much just as you are, under any name, Alison.

Thanks Tigrismus. I installed Greasemonkey, but I don’t know what to do with those scripts.

If you got to Tools: Greasemonkey: Manage User Scripts is it there and enabled? If it is, when you reload the page you should see the little (kill) link.

Doughboy.

Find one of the scripts. There’s a link that says “install”. Do it. Refresh a SN! page.

Sorry dude, you’re getting way ahead of me. I’m using Firefox 1.0 on an old computer. You gotta talk me through this shit one step at a time.

Ooh, I see teh Google has a graphic up celebrating Darwin’s birthday. Has there been any wingnutular outrage over this?

What step are you on? Greasemonkey up and running?

Sorry dude, you’re getting way ahead of me. I’m using Firefox 1.0 on an old computer.

If you’ve installed Greasemonkey, go to this link:

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/14031

An item there will say “install”. Click it. There might be a little countdown for it to happen.

When done, refresh this page.

Wow, that was so interesting I can’t wait to come back here tomorrow.

I’m lying, of course.

I’ll check back in in a couple days to see if any of you gullible dog soldiers have learned anything…

mikey

I wish women would talk to me.

For us right-thinking citizens in Australasia, Darwin Day was yesterday, but it’s traditional to leave the decorations up on the phylogenic tree for another 12 days.

It occurs to me that getting scripts running on a really old machine could slow you down something fierce. Oh well.

Wow. There was some serious pie-lovin’ in this thread.

zombie rotten mcdonald: One of the recently made Japanese models?

Sorry, J- I took a bit of time to eat dinner. Looks like I didn’t miss much.

No, I’ve had it for some time. I’m pretty sure it was an initial release. did Fender do a second release on those?

I’ll check back in in a couple days to see if any of you gullible dog soldiers have learned anything…

I’ve learned that I can filter the RSS feed enough so that at points today I saw six entries. But they were funny!

Safe from Adrian Lloyd Webber musicals

Thus begins the denigration of the finest Lloyd-Weber, Adrian composer of the “Merciless Robot Fiends Have Eaten My Real Brothers” which had a respectable run off Broadway but not that Broadway.
Well, his legionary of fan will not this denigration to occur, we will publish his works and be damned, after a failed attempt last year.
Who could have known that curtains could be so flammable.
The rededenigration begins!

I pointed my reader to that feed for the first time today. WORTH IT.

Thanks for the efforts of those who tried to help me with the killfile thingy. Sorry, but I’m clueless about this shit, and if it takes me more than 10 seconds I lose interest. It was worth a try.

Wow, that was so interesting I can’t wait to come back here tomorrow. I’m lying, of course.

Goodness. I feel chastised, or something.

[Scrolls down without reading the other answers]

Hmmm. Dairy products, must be … Mickey Kaus!

OK, this was just too good to not share:

Pammycakes really is worked up over the financial crisis (for the first time ever) happening on the anniversary of 9/11. Big conspiracy theory, all leading back to George Soros, who I do not believe is a terrorist.

And no, I can’t answer this either in the OP here.

No, I’ve had it for some time. I’m pretty sure it was an initial release. did Fender do a second release on those?

Well, the very first blue florals and pink paisleys came out in ’68 and ’69. I know Fender Japan made reissues of these and sold them in the US in the ’80s. Last year Fender USA marketed a batch of 2008 Fender Japan reissues, including the pink paisley Rusty linked to (that’s the reason I asked). These are the releases I’m aware of. I imagine there are others.

Pammycakes really is worked up over the financial crisis (for the first time ever) happening on the anniversary of 9/11.

Heheheheh. That’s rich. Or not, these days.

I like the idea that John McCain flew to Washington to fix it though, thus signalling SERIOUSNESS from Mr. Not-As-Interesting-As-My-Second-Fiddle.

Righteous Bubba thankyou for Killfile. It works just like ringin’ a bell.

has got to be a cat

I was wrong; it was somebody much dumber than a feline.

Almost like a snake-oil salesman SPAMMING his goods.

Doesn’t have anything really to sell but has to keep trying over and over.

J- it would have been the 80s release, so it was Fender Japan.

Good guitar nonetheless.

Doesn’t have anything really to sell but has to keep trying over and over.

If you mean teh Fool, yeah – Imagine living in Glengarry Glen Ross, desperate to sell and with no leads, and instead of real estate it’s your penis.

I’d feel sorry for the guy if he weren’t such a porkulus.

Congressman Twistersjon Encourage’s Pressed Cheese

Ingredients:
3 bunches able orangutan
6 cups authentic pressed cheese, disharmoniously charred
1 mathematical date
7 bags tame kakapo lung, revoltingly tossed
4 jiggers garlic
1 pinch sesame

Begin praying. Cream the orangutan with a really big knife. Mix the pressed cheese with the date over high heat in a bag. Stuff the resulting mixture into the orangutan. Pepper the kakapo lung, garlic, and the sesame rhetorically. Heap everything together covertly. Roast for 20 minutes. Serves 3 red enemies with omnipotent stomachs.

The Fool said,

February 13, 2009 at 6:18

I enjoy smearing myself in cat shit and hanging out in kennels!

Ahem. On the subject of the post — did any of the Iraqis get a photo of his walking luggage?

or any of the sewer ants?

Ahem. On the subject of the post — did any of the Iraqis get a photo of his walking luggage?

Heh. Is it possible to photograph sapient pearwood?

If I were going to travel to Iraq, I think I’d take along the entourage Sen. McCain did on the five-rugs-for-five-bucks shopping tour.

Good guitar nonetheless.

I bet. My Telecaster is from the same period. A Japanese-made custom reissue, candy apple red, I got in 1986 with my parents’ help (Thanks, Mom and Dad!).

Maybe Gavin etc. could just delete every other word of TheFoul? The comments would be much more entertaining.

Asked whether he thought Iraq was ready for tourists, Yacoub said no. Asked whether he believed Falluja, Marchio’s next destination, was safe for tourists, his emphatic no was echoed by staff and guests standing within earshot.

HAHA

btw-That isn’t the original article linked in the post.

Ignoring the link & the thread for extra-bonus skookum macho, I’m going with Bush caught in downtown Houston, naked & coated in hot-sauce, on a major oxycontin / amyl nitrate bender.
(checks)

This made me LOL hard – but I still think my story was cooler.

My guess was that it was Teh Pantload, attempting to load up on high-fat dairy products in order to maintain his girlish figure and add to the growing number of plaques in his brain by attempting to seduce the driver with tales of vegan fascists and how he’d never, EVER desert her so long as she kept on making with the heavy cream and fried curds.

Ok, maybe that is the original link. That’s weird. Did somebody post an news article about a guy stealing cereal boxes from peoples homes?

haha nm

OT, but OMFG!!11!

OK, seriously, this shit is simply too good to be true. Here’s just a tiny taste of teh crazy.

And after you sign up and make your own page, please add me as your friend.

add ME!!!11!

They’ve clearly gone to plaid…

3 red enemies with omnipotent stomachs

Band name.

No, really, I am a boring tosspot that hijacks all the threads with dumb inanities that seemed funny in the grade 6 lunch hall, but aren’t really all that funny. But seriously, I need to do something to take my mind of the fact that I am a spotty little jerk, who has just realized that the only chance I will ever have sex in my life is if I have to pay for it. And naked women, forget about it. Would be a waste of time, as i have a really small penis anyway.

I really am a sad individual, and life has been so boring since i got thrown out of everworld for masturbating to a dragon, the fucker..

From the Iran discussion at Rebuild the Party:
In closing down Gitmo, Obama is freeing 200 of “the highest ranks of Muslin warriors“.

Yow!

“They seem to be finding identities to register absentee ballot”… “members of the pet community’

A pet community spokesparrot, Polly the African Gray, said, ” that’s a big one Mr. Milkman”

the highest ranks of Muslin warriors

Dressed to kill!

Ah, killfile is like a breath of fresh air.

“Can anyone guess what this story was about?”

I’m guessing…Rush Limbaugh, after the double score of Oxys and Viagra. The yoghurt lady was lookin’ dee-lish!

What do I win?

Also from the Iran discussion at Rebuild the Party:

In fact in 1778 the Revolutionary Council voted unanimously to make America their #1 enemy and to NEVER rest until they destroy America from with in.

Man, that was one farsighted Revolutionary Council.

So, um, does the killfile work with Safari, or just Firefox?

Johnny Pez, they’ve got that nucular powered time machine now. They got it off Saddam via Syria, at night when the satellites weren’t looking.

Kind of odd that they don’t mention a chest with feet travelling with him at a little distance. Hundreds and hundreds of feet. That just keep on walking. And it keeps staring at you, with its lack of eyes.

what’s the plural of litotes?

These questions you ask are not inconsequential, as our upcoming expedition to both peaks of Mt. Kilimanjaro will soon reveal. Care to join us? The litotes on Kili are no slouches compared to other geological formations worldwide.

I’m gonna guess they found…the diehard “self-reliance and personal responsibility” philo-sophist, who lost his money in the stock market and thus was no longer able to conceal the fact that he was insane –

– found babbling incoherently on a subway, trying to convince the woman next to him to give him some free cheese and, in return, he’d tell her why she doesn’t have to give free food to people.

The first tourist in Baghdad? He’s a little naive you say, and seems unconcerned about the dangers around him?

I’m thinking it’s that guy from ‘Colour of Magic’. Does his luggage move on it’s own legs?

Sarcastro said,
A U.S. marine working with the police suggested taking him to the city limits and dropping him where Falluja meets the main highway.

That’s our answer for everything. Kittens, vagrants, busted appliances, crazy tourists, old tires, negroes…

Out on Highway 61.

“shit” would seem to be the direct object of “eat,” no?

Nope. That’s a perfect illustration of why you can’t have both in a single sentence. No action actually takes place in the imperative, and action is required for a direct object.

But you claim to have an 800 verbal GRE score, so you already knew that, right?

That’s a nice looking guitar, Rusty. With Brazilian rosewood even. Do you prefer the flatter radius?

Yeah. I used to have a ’70s Tele with the 7.25″ and never really warmed to it. I like the modern 9.5″ and at least MJ frets. (The jumbos on the Hwy 1 are sweet.)

That Wildwood 10 just happens to have most of the features I like along with my favorite Fender color. No way I’m spending $5K on what is basically two pieces of wood bolted together though, no matter what “Masterbuilder” built it.

To non-guitarists: my apologies for what must be a terrifically boring post.

“Cream”, eh? Must be… sexual in nature.

*peeks*

Hah! I was right! A “tourist”, eh? Wants to tour? Bet he does, bet he does. Intended to “photograph a statue of Sheherazade”? Phwoar! Is that what the kids are calling it these days! The dusky Mesopotamian maidens have never been happier.

I see we have a number of Ghostbusters fans here. I am so saddened to learn you are all conservatives, since that is one of the top 10 conservatives movies of the last 25 years.

Can’t be, the government actually listened to scientists in that movie. Plus it posits a patently non judeo-christian mysticism.

Can’t be, the government actually listened to scientists in that movie. Plus it posits a patently non judeo-christian mysticism.

True – but it is about a white-run small-business becoming fabulously wealthy, until it gets shut down by the evil EPA – and once it breaks free of their demonic regulations, saving the world.

Hey, waitaminnit, Jorgums said Iraq was SAFE, man, safe!