Weekly hate mail “bage”
Seb just set up new contact addresses, and golly, what’s the first thing that pops up?
While looking for Marie Jon’ who is all over the Internet I came upon your site. Your site that only was given any recognition because of a very gorgeous looking and talented Marie. A mere blog on the Internet! You have balls and they are not between your legs! If nothing she is doing thing that jerks as you have no understanding of.
Well, Sadly, No!
…It’s no fun when it’s just handed to you like that, btw. But there seems no better time than the present to see what’s up at our sister site, Peeplepolictical Pooplepolicital Beeple… BabbleBobbleBoo… (ahem) PeoplePolitical.org, for whom we (including Jeff-Perado) now serve practically as full-time, uncredited spell-checkers and proofreaders.
And ah! the estimable Marie Jon’ (that’s how she spells it) has wrote written another colunm steaming pie of horse pucky.
Spotlighting the Democrats: A Look Inside The Jackass Party Black America Sold To The Democrats by Racist Lies!
By Marie Jon’
So we see two possibilities here. 1) We’re going to be looking inside the jackass party that black America sold to the Democrats (?) via lies of a racist character (??). 2) Marie thinks only in nouns, connecting them with any old word that falls to hand.
It is strange how lately we again hear the party of Chicago Mayor Richard Daley, yelling about so-called voter fraud. The rallying cry of ?voter fraud? and ?unfair elections? has been exploited by the Democrats as their excuse to degenerate into the insulting, lying, contentious, verbal bomb throwers so many of them now are. And this has, of course, been done with the eager assistance of the far left secular media.
America is beginning to realize that it is the deeds of Democrats that are corrupt and that they are desperately trying to project their evil deeds and motives onto the Republican Party.
That concept, ‘projection’… It gets really twisty and headachy when someone projects an accusation of ‘projection,’ while projecting.
Well, two can play at that game. Marie is projecting her far-left, insulting, bomb-throwing, obscenity-ridden liberal rhetoric onto Sadly, No! And we’re as mad as a cum-guzzling ass-fuck monster twat!
Sadly,
Yes, Marie?
the real problem that results from all of this vileness and hate-driven politicking is that it is so divisive and dangerous at an already perilous time. America cannot afford to be constantly sidetracked in this manner. This is the time when the entire nation should be staunchly backing its president.
Definitely. We should abolish this whole two-party nonsense and get back to what the Founders intended — a warlike monarchy based on [woop! woop! daaar, blaagh! hiccup!] (oh, excuse me) [yudda-yudda-gronk!] fundamentalist Christian principles. [-bonk- tweet-tweet!]
Because also, the Bush Administration is doing such a bang-up job fighting terrorism.
The part about ‘Black America’ is sort of stuck on the very end of the column with a piece of chewing gum. It’s a couple lines of recycled Wayne Perryman — that whole thing about how Dixiecrats were racist several decades ago, ergo blacks should vote for extremist Republicans today. Marie seems to have run out of steam after eight paragraphs of directionless screaming about Howard Dean, the Clintons, and the ‘evil’ of the Democratic Party.
Of course, you can refute Perryman with half your brain tied behind your back by raising the natural corrolary: that if you accept his argument, then bigoted Southern whites should also ditch the GOP and go back to voting Democrat for sentimental reasons, based on the politics of the 1940s to early ’60s.
But that involves using your brain, and when you’re such a “very gorgeous looking and talented” figure as Marie Jon’, that must seem something like this.
You have balls and they are not between your legs!
What does this mean?
Ah, you missed the best part!
Recently, America has been shown the underbelly of the immerging new Democrat Party.
Immerge: To submerge or disappear in or as if in a liquid
So that means the Democratic Party is drowning. But at the same time, we’re supposedly the greatest threat to the American way of life ever. Me no get.
While looking for Marie Jon’ who is all over the Internet I came upon your site. Your site that only was given any recognition because of a very gorgeous looking and talented Marie. A mere blog on the Internet! You have balls and they are not between your legs! If nothing she is doing thing that jerks as you have no understanding of.
Wow, they have their finest minds set on you guys.
Just what “thing” is she doing that you have no understanding of?
While looking for Marie Jon’ who is all over the Internet I came upon your site.
Vespa’s right, that’s pretty stunning. “I Googled ‘Marie Jon” and ‘full frontal nudity,’ and I came on upon your site…”
Just what “thing” is she doing that you have no understanding of?
Hey, I bet *you* can’t understand her writing either! 😉
I’m embarassed to have to explain it but here we go: Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress…
A mere blog on the Internet!
Ha! Yes. Whereas Sadly, No is a mere blog on the Internet, PeoplePolitical is a mere non-blog on all of the internets, even the sparsely populated ones! And not only does it contain Marie Jon’s (How does one make her name possessive? Marie Jon'”s? Marie Jons’? Marie Jon’;-P’s?) personal rants (which of course is so totally different from blogging) it also has… ok, well nothing. But it does have prominent links to, and stolen content from, other sites (but don’t call them blogs).
Also, why do you guys never invite me to your jackass parties anymore? I swear I won’t get really drunk and vomit in your barn like I did last time. Granted, I don’t have any racist lies to sell, but I’m sure I could scalp some at the door.
I’m still giggling quietly over the juxtaposition of the “balls” remark with the statement that Marie Jon’ “is doing thing that jerks.”
Agrippa: So if someone accuses my balls of being of the fundraising rather than of the testicular variety, I should, what, punch him? I mean, I sort of get it, but it’s still not funny.
Yes, Brad R, but when they’re held for pleasure, they’re the balls that I like best.
Damn I hate it when I can’t read. I meant agrippacash.
Hmm, all this talk about Sadly, No’s balls…Does Marie Jon’ know about all of Seb’s penises?
You guys should start sending bills to that site for all the hard work and effort you do spell-checking their… erm… “columns”.
So you’re saying that these balls are always bouncing, to the left and to the right? That it’s your belief that these big balls should be held every night?
agrippa, you are so money. thank you Bon Scott for allowing that joke to even be made.
Marie Jon’ had better get her act in gear. I predict she needs to make an appearance on Monday Goldberg Theatre, which is now up. Experts say “maybe next week” while others say “probably the week after”.
Perhaps you took them out of your pocket and are juggling them?
Why do mice have such tiny balls??
beause most of them can’t dance! (rimshot)
Why can’t yopu hear rabbits having sex?
Cottonballs –double rimshot–
I think you have stumbled onto comic gold here. Marie could be your new special troll. Obviously, she’s lurking (perhaps even now!) and you are pushing all her little Christian/Patriot buttons. Well done, you! The tantrum was a nice touch. And with all her friends stopping by, you could attract some real quality trolliness; only time will tell.
BTW, I’m the world’s worst grammarian, but wouldn’t the possessive form of her name be “Jon’s’?”
hello, my name is spalding. perhaps you’ve played with my balls.
how’d you get that chart anyway???
It’s from Alexa.com. You can input a site name and make a chart pop up. It seems almost too useful to exist, honestly.
Dammit! I haven’t been able to think up a good ball joke at all!