Catpocalypse Now
Posted on July 6th, 2005 by Brad
We here at Sadly, No! have put up with a lot over the last week. First, the Editors challenged our kitten manhood. Then he sent his two kitten-loving goons, Norbizness and Hilzoy to do his dirty work for him. But now, he’s delivered the final insult and invited a member of our nemesis blog, Crooked Timber, to post at his site. Worse yet, this Crooked Timberite (whom I shall refer to as “Ned Marlow”) has come over to our site and taunted us in our own comments section.
Of all the outrages we’ve suffered recently, this one might be the most, uhm, outrageous! And now, by the powers vested in me by, well, Seb, I declare… CATPOCALYPSE NOW!!!!
The horror… the horror…
Eat this, Crooked Timber douches!
http://3bulls.blogspot.com/2005/07/we-heart-brad-r.html
Just a mere trifle of ass-kissing-kitty for the ass master, er, pussy king, YOUR TWISTING MY WORDS!
That ginger one’s Eddie Izzard.
Ahhhh! Nothing says “Cats rule!” like that photo of the orange tabby, relaxing by the poolside after a good swim.
Go felines!
Tosh.
Yeah ok, NTodd — but where were you before we ran out of truly horrific cat pix?
See Round 2: Round II
My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!
Yeah ok, NTodd — but where were you before we ran out of truly horrific cat pix?
I was prolly drunk, so I missed the memo. Sorry.
Oh…..the catmanity!!
MEMO
TO: ALL REGULARS
CC: ESCHATON PEOPLE
We have almost run out of pix of truly ugly and/or angry cats. Guaranteeing the security of run-down, abandoned, falling-apart blogs like The Poor Man is hard work. And we have a job to do. A hard job. Because it’s hard work.
Send pictures of ugly and/or angry cats to this comment section, or to Brad R. or myself via email.
Because who might need defending next? Even Atrios has cats at risk.
-G.M., second assistant in charge of memos
We have almost run out of pix of truly ugly and/or angry cats.
There’s always this…
Meanies.
Awwwww!
Cute wittle kittie witties from Hell!
METROCAT LIVES!
You knaves!
I do not advocate this practice.
http://www.catenema.com/cat1.html
More ammunition for the good cause.
What, has this turmed into Sadly, Fark?
How many cliches are we going to go through?
…no mas… !NO MAS!
Can you use the mirror image of that one cat with his tongue sticking out?
the second cat from the top is prominently displayed in my favorite beauty shop (Modalita of Denton, TX). You can tell this by looking at my hair.
Andrew A. Gill is clearly a caterrorist sympathizer who wants to use his words to demoralize the S,N! kitten troops.
Why does he hate the kittens?
will they sayhe was a kind cat, a gentle cat? No! You gotta tell the story man….
(sorry, just watch Apoc Redux two nights ago)
These guys are on our side.
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