Bush’s Speech
Posted on June 28th, 2005 by Brad
Well, we’ve got another pointless Bush speech tonight. Don’t bother watching it, I’ll summarize it for you right now:
1.) God told me to promote freedom after Saddam destroyed the World Trade Center.
2.) Democrats are pansies who wanted to let Saddam use nukular weapons on unborn children.
3.) We must stay the course.
4.) Staying the course is hard work.
5.) Just like pulling out early won’t stop pregnancy, pulling out of Iraq won’t stop terrorism.
6.) I think about Iraq every day.
7.) Thinking is hard work.
UPDATE: For a more serious (and thoughtful) prediction, see Digby.
More predictions: The Left Coaster. And of course, The Editors.
Indeed, however, may I add this one?
8. 9/11, 9/11, 9/11.
Yes, that’s a good one, but I think I have it covered with #1 🙂
hahahaha !! I like “Just like pulling out early won’t stop pregnancy, pulling out of Iraq won’t stop terrorism”
dj
You *would* like that, wouldn’t you Derek? 😉
You forgot:
8. 9/11 made me do it.
9. Oh, and we finally found those awful WMDs! They’re in Iran! Surprise announcements will be made during September sweeps!
8. Everyday Iraqi’s are getting better and better at defending their own country.
9. Batman Begins was really bad.
10. Our exit strategy is victory.
11. Mary Cheney is a lesbian.
9. Batman Begins was really bad
Was not!
8. And we need to raise taxes on the lame and mentally deficient to pay for this war.
8. Want some wood?
Yes, that’s a good one, but I think I have it covered with #1 🙂
True, but you know how he loves to repeat that date every chance he gets. 😉
8. We did what we did in Iraq to stop terror. But for some reason we need to not do that in Korea. We’re talking it over with them, over tea and kim-chi, until we get something worked out.
#9- Eating kim chi is hard work.
Brad. You liked Batman Begins? I guess I should expect no less from a Patriots fan. 😉
Damn. The Editors might have outdone you on this one. You need to send some more evil kittens over there before he makes you look bad.
Hi. Cool theme, but this is interesting too: