Boston, You’re My (Sodomite, Decadent, Leftist) Home!
Senator Man-on-Dog Sex trashes my home town (via CapitolBuzz):
Priests, like all of us, are affected by culture. When the culture is sick, every element in it becomes infected. While it is no excuse for this scandal, it is no surprise that Boston, a seat of academic, political and cultural liberalism in America, lies at the center of the storm.
So any place that’s cultural, has a lot of colleges, and elects Democrats must be a breeding ground for pedophelia.
Here’s how it works:
First, a bunch of brown people move in and set up restaurants that serve un-American homo food like falafel and fried plantains. After that, all the egghead traitors, who can’t stomach eating fine American cuisine like cheeseburger fries, move in and get jobs at universities. Because eggheads and immigrants are naturally traitors, they vote for Democrats. Then the Democrats, immigrants and eggheads spend their summers supporting a homosexual-enabling baseball team:
And finally, local priests are left with no choice but to molest children.
It’s really quite tragic, but we only have ourselves to blame.
UPDATE– See also: Crooks and Liars.
See also also: Ablogistan, who writes:
For the handful of San Antonio readers I have, I’m sorry to announce that I will be moving to Boston soon.
Welcome aboard. (And if you’re ever in the JP area and wanna go to an all-night man-on-dog party, be sure to look me up.)
See also, also, also: John Cole.
So, wait . . . How does one explain the Red-State phenomenon of making someone “squeal like a piggy?”
So, wait . . . How does one explain the Red-State phenomenon of making someone “squeal like a piggy?”
I was (really, really) tempted to go there, but I didn’t want to offend S,N!’s many red-state readers (youself included). 🙂
With the Spurs just winning the NBA championship (woohoo!), I have to say I’ve been having questions about whether the move to Boston is a sound decision. But after hearing Santorum refer to it as, “a seat of academic, political and cultural liberalism in America,” I’m feeling a bit more optimistic about my new hometown. Especially after living in a state that could be called a seat of academic, political and cultural conservatism.
As far as the all-night man-on-dog party, I’m not sure what those entail. Must be a Boston thing. For now, I’ve added you to my predominantly dog-free blogroll.
As far as the all-night man-on-dog party, I’m not sure what those entail. Must be a Boston thing.
I *was* joking, just so ya know 😉
But yeah, I’d rather root for the Spurs than the Celtics at this point too.
But the first time you go to Fenway, you’ll be a Sox fan for life. We’re like the Borg and Fenway is our mothership.
Personally, I blame Matt Damon 😉
[the inspector has asked a question]
Peter: [translating] He wants to know if you’re a homosexual.
Tom Ripley: No!
Peter: [translating] No.
I *was* joking, just so ya know ;-
I was joking too, just so *you* know. Damn the Internets for not properly conveying my joking tone!
Unfortunately, there aren’t any molestation scandles involving priests in conservative heartland Pennsylvania. But, if there were, I would probably blame the Amish.
Unfortunately, there aren’t any molestation scandles involving priests in conservative heartland Pennsylvania. But, if there were, I would probably blame the Amish.
blame the ‘moral relativism’ of
rumspringa
😉
Actually, the “piggy” phenomenon is probably something that goes well beyond red state, blue state lines. I do believe that every state has a “backwoods” area in which such things occur.
wha? one more time –
Rumspringa
Nice “Dirty Water” reference in the title.
So, has the statute of limitations on taking anything Man-On-Dog says seriously run out yet?
Rumspringa
What a great name for a cocktail.
I can never get over how proud these people are to show how bigoted and small minded they are to the world. I feel sorry for anyone this person claims to represent.
“What a great name for a cocktail.”
Heh. You said cocktail.
And yes, Bel. They are small minded.
And in sports news, it was Cleveland 7, Sodom Buggerers 0.
tg- Hey, even first-place teams need a day off every now and then…
tg, we’ll have them over a barrel soon enough.
As far as the all-night man-on-dog party, I’m not sure what those entail.I’m not sure myself, but I imagine it involves some heavy petting.
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