Kitten Kombat, Round II: Our Ferocious Felines Kreate Kitten Karnage
Posted on June 24th, 2005 by Brad
The Editors have thrown down the gauntlet. We shall respond in kind.
HELTER SKELTER
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide,
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride,
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again!
Do you, don’t you want me to love you,
I’m coming down fast but I’m miles above you!
Tell me tell me tell me come on tell me the answer,
You may be a lover but you ain’t no dancer!
Helter Skelter!
Helter Skelter!
Helter Skelter!
And that… is how we do Kitten Kombat.
I feel somehow compelled, in the interest of fairness, to point out that I’ve known several hairless cats in my lifetime and they’re all extremely cuddly in person, if a bit bony and scrawny-looking.
That last one is HORRIFYING, though. What the fuck HAPPENED to it?
Those don’t look like kittens… but hearing the screaming of HELTER SKELTER and looking at cat #2.. shivers…
Is this what happens when you feed The Editors’ kittens after midnight and then get them wet?
What’s the name of the last one, Squeaky Fromme?
OH MY GOd!! I can’t even bring myself to scroll back up. I’m going to be sleeping with the light on tonight.
Cat #2 looks like somebody took two cats, killed them horribly, stiched what was left of their maimed bodies into one cat, and raised it from the dead. Then he dumped a buket of water over it.
Cat #2 looks like somebody took two cats, killed them horribly, stiched what was left of their maimed bodies into one cat, and raised it from the dead. Then he dumped a buket of water over it.
Bravo, Meri. That’s really effing funny š
#2 looks like the demon zombie cat from that episode of Buffy with the crazy zombie mask.
Can’t we cats all just get along, and agree on how to exploit our human “owners”?
I say again: send the mutant band after Dr. Frist. Now there’s someone who truly DESERVES Kitten Kombat!!! Between #2 and Yosef’s cat…whoa dude!
Doesn’t the orange tabby look like a Gremlin? See, the old man told you not to get them wet…
The kitty with the chair in the background just looks really stoned.
Meri:
Cat #2 is the visual equivalent of the old quantum mechanic joke:
“Erwin, what did you do to the cat? The poor thing looks half-dead!”
The carnage!!!! It’s horrifying!!
“Doesn’t the orange tabby look like a Gremlin?”
More like a pinto I think, although it doesn’t have a hatchback.
wow, kaye grogan owns some fucked up looking cats.
I didn’t know that joke, Dark Avenger, and I’m loving it now.
this site is fucking stupid
Hey, why did Mickey Mouse want to divorce Minnie Mouse?
Because people were telling him that she was fuckin’ Goofy.
Thank you, FYW, I’ll be playing in Reno next week…….
What corner of hell did you find those cats in? Yikes!
are you sick or somethingawful?