Play that funky music white boy!

Some worry that if Barack Obama loses and there is suspicion of foul play in the election

Ya think?

does anyone really expect women or Republicans to riot if McCain and Palin aren’t elected?

Um. Yes.

er,…

OK. Not the women but the republicans. In my own defense, I always read TIDOSY as quickly as possible to avoid breathing in while I’m there.

does anyone really expect women or Republicans to riot if McCain and Palin aren’t elected?

Yeah, a riot of guys in Brooks Brothers suits, trying to change the course of an election. Silly!

Um, yeah, I reckon that at this point, if Obama somehow managed to lose this election to The Old Man and the Hick™, there just MIGHT be some basis for suspicion…

mikey

He’s not a baggage handler, he’s a skycap…

Seriously, can we put him out of *our* misery? Would a Costa Rican hooker suffice or should we spring for a mail-order bride?

At least the police will also be prepared to ward off any attacks on major American cities by Godzilla, Rodan and Ghidra, which, at this point, are much more likely to happen than Obama losing the election.

Whenever I get too altruistic and think “maybe people aren’t so stoopid and vile after all” I go to TIDOSY and read the comments. Restores my misanthropy in a flash.

I’d like to get them all organ donor cards and a pithing.

Anyway, unless you get the poop from a mall ninja, it doesn’t mean shit. Er, it does mean shit. Oh whatever, it’s all shit, all the time.

I liked the absurd, baseless notion that internal polling is somehow more accurate than those from SUSA, Rasmussen, FOX (now apparently part of the evil liberal media elite who deliberately make their polls show an Obama lead), etc.

does anyone really expect women or Republicans to riot if McCain and Palin aren’t elected?

Isn’t this the guy that brought us the story of how his fellow crackers are arming themselves to the teeth in preparation for the Obamunist takeover?

I guess holing up in isolated compounds, firing automatic weapons at federal agents, and blowing up federal buildings doesn’t really fall under the category of “rioting” per se…

Wow. WaPo reports that Al Qaeda is in the tank for McCain.

That’s never gonna get old. Unlike, you know, John McCain.

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In other words:

This inaccurate and perhaps purposefully biased polling has created expectations in some quarters of an easy win for Barack Obama that the internal polling data in both campaigns does not support.

Fail.

But Till, it’s very scienterrific. viz.

Election Predictions
Posted on October 21st, 2008 in Politics |

McCain wins. Comfortably. He wins Ohio & PA. He matches Bush’s 2004 electoral total. Liberals commit massive voter fraud while accusing Republicans of same. Blacks riot in Chicago, Miami and L.A.

Why do I think this? Obama always under-performs media hired polling. And polls currently greatly overweigh Democratic identification. I also think that, while polarizingly high, Obama’s black vote won’t be 96% (as current polls indicate).

No, see, all of the polls except FOX’s are “purposely” biased. Fox is just biased by accident – probably because Democrats enacted laws which allowed black people to work there or something, and they don’t know how polling works, unlike Bob, who understands that the only unbiased poll results are communicated only to John McCain in dreams by Jesus Christ and Jefferson Davis, and must be kept secret at all costs.

Actor212:

Seriously, can we put him out of *our* misery? Would a Costa Rican hooker suffice or should we spring for a mail-order bride?

That’s a tough one. While I’m inclined to think that only the mail-order bride option will prove to have long-term effectiveness, can we really subject a woman to that kind of cruel and unusual punishment just because she’s a foreign national?

I mean, let’s not sink to the John Yoo level here.

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…or, if they’re too tired, *walk* riot.

(Yes I know I used that at First Draft already, and yes, I know I pinched it from Woody Allen)

I also think that, while polarizingly high, Obama’s black vote won’t be 96% (as current polls indicate).

Bwarhar, blacks have proven once again now and forever that they are the true hate-mongering racists, but unfortunately for Barackula they are not quite racist enough to deliver him the election!

Hey, if these fuckwads have you feeling a bit heartsick and disgusted, head on over and read the eloquent and esteemed Greenwald this morning.

I guarantee you’ll come back with a spring in your step…

mikey

Certainly in the event of an Obama win a laff riot is not out of the question.

does anyone really expect women or Republicans to riot if McCain and Palin aren’t elected?

Apparently Dan Riehl does.

“And the rage won’t just last days … it could be a battle fought for years and not always without its victims. Can you imagine the look on the faces of the Obama-loving Ayres apologists at the New York Times when the bombs start exploding in their lobby, instead of the Pentagon?”

http://joemax93.blogspot.com/2008/10/blood-in-streets.html

CY and Al-Queda supporters…why do they all have the same things in common, such as endorsing John McCain and smiling at the thought of riots in the streets.

Polls, schmolls.

There’s just no way to predict this election.

(As one commenter there put it recently, “I wonder if Nate’s computer model gives a little digital chuckle when McCain chalks up an increasingly rare win in his overnight simulations to calculate win percentage.”)

OT – Did McCain just say cunt on camera?

Why, yes. I believe he just did.

While I’m inclined to think that only the mail-order bride option will prove to have long-term effectiveness, can we really subject a woman to that kind of cruel and unusual punishment just because she’s a foreign national?

I’m all for making undocumented workers earn their citizenship. The hard way, if necessary.

OT – Did McCain just say cunt on camera?

This has been a wonderful time since the Palin nomination. Why does it have to end?

Instead of a mail-order bride, why don’t we just get him a new grill and tell him it’s a mobile meth lab?

And the rage won’t just last days … it could be a battle fought for years and not always without its victims. Can you imagine the look on the faces of the Obama-loving Ayres apologists at the New York Times when the bombs start exploding in their lobby, instead of the Pentagon?

You laugh, but I bet this will be the centerpiece of one of McCain-Palin’s ten remaining “reboots” of the campaign. I’m guessing Rick Davis will start floating trial balloons any day now about how one consequence of socialism and knowing black preachers is the spontaneous explosion of major news entities, which would heh heh be a real SHAME if you know what I mean.

expectations in some quarters of an easy win for Barack Obama that the internal polling data in both campaigns does not support.

This would be the Republican internal polling that is causing them to give up hope on New Hampshire, Wisconsin, Colorado, Maine and Minnesota, pull out from those states, and throw what’s left of their money at Pennsylvania? Those internal polls?

He intoned — but did not state directly…

This is what happens when you use your dictionary for target practice.

Can you imagine the look on the faces of the Obama-loving Ayres apologists at the New York Times when the bombs start exploding in their lobby, instead of the Pentagon?”

Country First, Asshole.

Instead of a mail-order bride, why don’t we just get him a new grill and tell him it’s a mobile meth lab?

Well, he spells grill and girl the same way….it might work!

I always figured CY was more the asian pre-op TS type. Still, it’d be cruel & unusual to subject a blow up doll to that moron.

My fave from the Hill article:

“If [Obama] is elected, like with sports championships, people may go out and riot,” said Bob Parks, an online columnist and black Republican candidate for state representative in Massachusetts. “If Barack Obama loses there will be another large group of people who will assume the election was stolen from him….. This will be an opportunity for people who want to commit mischief.”

Riot if ya do, riot if ya don’t. Sweeeeeeet.

Someone should seriously propose to CY that if he’s wrong about the election, he should give up blogging for life.

If [Obama] is elected, like with sports championships, people may go out and riot
Can’t you just put tranquillisers in the water supply for the inner cities, or whereever those Obama voters with their notorious lack of impulse control happen to live?

Come to think of it, the “tranquillisers -in-water-supply” plan assumes that Obama voters actually drink tap water. Is that actually the case? Or are they strung out all the time on malt liquor and purple drank? Someone please advise me.

Come to think of it, the “tranquillisers -in-water-supply” plan assumes that Obama voters actually drink tap water. Is that actually the case? Or are they strung out all the time on malt liquor and purple drank?

Some of them, but some of them drink bottled “eau” from France, and munch arugula.

Hey, you guys aren’t objectifying and commodifying women with all those mail-order bride-vs.-grill “jokes,” are ya? Just checkin’.

Frankly, I find this comments thread sickeningly grillist.

… does anyone really expect women or Republicans stupid, inbred fundie racists to riot if McCain and Palin aren’t elected?

Fixed.

“He intoned—but did not state directly—that internal polling from both the McCain and Obama campaigns see a much Presidential tighter race that is shown in most of the public polls (noted here, here, and here as well).”

CY: The Swankifying. Unless he means “implied,” in which case there’s no
reason to talk about “stating directly.”

“a much Presidential tighter race” scans beautifully but is not a conventional English construction. It belongs in song:

I want a lighter race
A brighter race
A much Presidential tighter race…

If they try to steal yet another election, *I’ll* be in the streets getting angry.

“a much Presidential tighter race” scans beautifully but is not a conventional English construction. It belongs in song:

I want a lighter race
A brighter race
A much Presidential tighter race…

Tidos is a poet, and he is not aware of that fact.

Am I doing that right?

I love that, after the initial post suggests it is absurd to think Republicans might become violent, the comments are full of people talking about how they’re going to hoard guns and shoot anyone that comes up their driveway.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/maps/obama_vs_mccain/

RealClearPolitics, a way-conservative-leaning site, actually has a pretty useful electoral map. It currently shows NV, ND, MO, IN, OH, NC, and FL as tossup states- states where the average value of recent polls shows an advantage either way of less than 5%.

Right now, Obama has 286 votes solid or leaning and McCain has 160. 92 are considered tossups by RCP.

If McCain could win all of those tossup states he would still be 18 votes short. So, he has to take those from Obama. They’ve decided PA with its 21 votes is their best shot.

RCP shows PA as solid blue, with all recent polls averaging out to a 14% lead for Obama.

Let’s say that again: McCain has to overcome a 14% Obama lead and win in all 7 tossup states (5 of which Obama is currently narrowly leading) in order to win by an electoral count of 273-265.

In less than two weeks. Against a candidate who still has 150 million bucks to spend and has barely begun to go negative on him.

…92 are considered tossups by RCP.

(Emphasis mine.)

Sorry RobW, but when you get your info from Bob Avakian, you are in trouble.

And the last riot in the US in which someone died was… Bueller, Bueller?

That’s right… the riot by white people in Boston after the Red Sox won the World Series.

And how would someone in Homeland Security KNOW that Obama is going to lose big unless Homeland Security is deciding the outcome?

Well obviously Yankee-boy should be out telling people that there is no chance of an Obama win and thus avoiding disappointment in people. I would suggest driving through predominantly black neighbourhoods in a small car with loudspeakers on it, telling people to “relax” their guy is going to lose. He might have a confederate flag on the car to aid the disappointment avoidance.

I liked the absurd, baseless notion that internal polling is somehow more accurate than those from SUSA, Rasmussen, FOX (now apparently part of the evil liberal media elite who deliberately make their polls show an Obama lead), etc.

You’re forgetting Karl Rove’s the Math which contradicted the polls predicting a Democratic victory in 2006.

Oh, wait.

Perhaps CY should wait out the election results in Mexico if he’s feeling so skittish.

I particularly enjoyed the comments on TIDOSY giving a list of the weaponry these dipshits intend to deploy to defend their doublewides out in Weasel Piss Crick, Cornhole County. Especially the blowhard who bragged about being rated “expert” on crew served weapons. I guess that anti-tank gun he stole one part at a time is really going to come in handy when he gets all his old army buddies to come over and help him tow it to the ghetto for the riots. Most of them seem to be itching to shoots some rioters. I pity the poor pizza delivery guy who drives up next door to one of these dingbats with Kanye West blaring out of the car radio on election night.
What. A. Bunch. Of. Douchebags.

urban Democrats may riot

Urban. Not black. Urban.

Boy it sure was fun trolling those freaks over at TIDOS Yankee.

Almost scary though, the echo chamber they have going.

And btw they have swallowed the ACORN thing hook line and sinker