masked muslim?

Stroke?

heh heh

Will Barry ever emerge from his sheath? Come out of the fold? Put on his patriot hat?

Just as I say my semi-sane grandmother could only exist in a Faulkner novel, there’s something entirely literary to Swank’s craziness. You start with the strict adherence to bizarre self-made slogans and go from there.

Other metaphor I’ve got floating around my brain is that Swank (or Kaye Grogan) is the Shaggs of wingnut punditry, creating a vocabulary and world completely to his own.

The fact is, here in the Heartland, we are preparing for the result of a Hussein victory. We are well armed and prepared to contest such a result and restore freedom and the constitution if necessary to defend freedom and democracy and the rule of law not legislating from the bench and using a litmus test to bring in Shania.

GR#2
According To PJ Grant, it’ll take a while because B. Hussein’s got a lot of foreskin to pull back:

There is no reason why John McCain should pull back from exposing the long list of negatives regarding B. Hussein Obama.

i don’t know that you read swank, so much as absorb him.

ew.

anyway, the guy’s a treasure trove. “the mask muslim”? genius.

Wheeee! K-Lo’s got a real challenge for “poorest understanding of sentence structure”:

Left-of-left B. Hussein, as far as knowledgeable Republicans are concerned, must conclude to be quite “scared” if B. Hussein lands in the Oval Office.

But PJ Grant, ambulatory roshambo, in the elucidation of Marxist-Socialists, obliged a debt for roshambo in ambulascading.

Left-of-left B. Hussein, as far as knowledgeable Republicans are concerned, must conclude to be quite “scared” if B. Hussein lands in the Oval Office.

Muslims will follow him there.

Jeremiah Wright will follow him there.

All liberals—both theological and political—will follow him there.

A Dem-controlled Congress will follow him there.

Pro-abortionists and pro-homosexual “marriages” will follow him there.

Those intent on overthrowing America’s biblical
heritage will follow him there.

Is that not reason to be quite scared?

I think Swank is wrong to be scared. If all those people were stuffed in the Oval Office, a large percentagae of them would sufficate or be trampled.

The real problem with Pastor Swank is it is functionally impossible to come up with a comment funnier than his writing that you are commenting on. Sure, he’s comedy genius but c’mon Swank, how about throwing a bone to us little guys?

The photo of the good pastor cries out for a goatee, horns and a moustache.

Brad, can you fix it?

It’s pretty obvious what causes Swank’s unique verbal silliness: if you actually harbored any doubt about your own intrinsic worth you would steer clear of overusing your own coinages, even if they were really good.

If you’re convinced that you’re so special you’re capable of selecting specific biblical exegesis without error – a task in the evangelical-wingnut concept of truthiness equivalent to writing your own Grand Unified Theory – you probably couldn’t even imagine someone failing to understand your words. After all, you’re infallible.

If all those people were stuffed in the Oval Office

RFK Stadium is the new Oval Office.

Who was that mask Muslim?

You know, the one racing to the White House with “a fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust, and a hearty ‘Hi-yo, Silver, away!’ ”

After the bailout, I guess we call him the Loan Arranger.

The photo of the good pastor cries out for a goatee, horns and a moustache.

Brad, can you fix it?

What, you mean Evil Mirror Universe Swank? The one who uses slicked-up and readily absorbable outrage over normal cultural issues to pose falsely as an evangelical among his fellow wingnuts?

I think you’re looking for this guy.

Left-of-left B. Hussein, as far as knowledgeable Republicans are concerned, must conclude to be quite “scared” if B. Hussein lands in the Oval Office.

Scientists – actual Scientists! – have proposed a theory that supports the idea that there is a universe where this makes sense.

Stroke him Johnny Mac, but don’t stroke so fast
If his stuff ain’t tight enough, you can stick it…..

A we sure Swank isn’t a grown-up Trig teleported here from the future? Seems to explain a lot of things.

er, A[re]

Brad, can you fix it?

Of course Brad can fix it. He is the god of Photoshoppery. Just ask J—.

What a great name for a brand of condoms! Mask Musli–

No, wait. That would just piss them off…

“…using a litmus test to bring in Shania.”

Is the love of pop-country music really a necessary attribute to be President?

mask my muslim, babee!!

Why did I ever stop reading this guy for so long?

His disturbingly pudendal chin?

Other metaphor I’ve got floating around my brain is that Swank (or Kaye Grogan) is the Shaggs of wingnut punditry, creating a vocabulary and world completely to his own.

beautiful

It’s true!
He has ‘camel-chin!’
Wow!

I’ve decided that the way to clarify Swank’s poetic prose is to send it on a round trip through an automated translator.

English to Japanese to English
When and McCain continues with B. Hussein, he may transfer election to Islam of the mask exactly.

English to French to English
And if McCain continues to rub B. Hussein, it could just give l’ election more d’ with the Moslems of mask.

English to Russian to English to Russian to English
And if McCain continues to overshade B. Hussein, then, then it could accurately lay election above Muslim [k] of mask.

Now do you get it?

I presume the ‘Mask Muslim’ has a side kick

Other metaphor I’ve got floating around my brain is that Swank (or Kaye Grogan) is the Shaggs of wingnut punditry, creating a vocabulary and world completely to his own.

beautiful

To carry it further…

Swank : The Shaggs ::
K-Lo : Deerhoof

“…using a litmus test to bring in Shania.”

Is that the test in which she is checked to insure that, in fact, she Feels Like A Woman?

Why did I ever stop reading this guy for so long?

Hypertension?

Swank : The Shaggs ::
K-Lo : Deerhoof

That’s both cruel to the Shaggs and bordering on defamatory to Deerhoof, mister.

I presume the ‘Mask Muslim’ has a side kick

Hajji, of course.

cowalker:

That’s a fun diversion, I went another route (with your inspiration) I translated it from English (really?) to Dutch then took that Dutch to French, french to Greek and back to English:

And as McCain V., does continue does have it can repasser Hussein l’? election in the mask the Muslim woman you only give.

Left-of-left B. Hussein, as far as knowledgeable Republicans are concerned, must conclude to be quite “scared” if B. Hussein lands in the Oval Office.

So, this Bhussein character should be “‘scared'” that he might land in the Oval Office? I know the economy is in pretty bad shape, so I guess I can understand that a bit.

Can’t get this image of Swank waking up one morning to find a ‘B’ slashed in to his 10 Commandments bed cover – Zorro style

I don’t have photoshop on this computer, but certainly this should be the mask Muslim.

Swank strokes again – er, STRIKES again!!

That’s both cruel to the Shaggs and bordering on defamatory to Deerhoof, mister.

So many many people trying hard to climb
Off of the floor

(I adore Deerhoof.)

When I was young and this country was somewhat sane, we would laugh and point fingers at people like Swank. I somehow missed the process where they have been elevated to a national stage and given credibility and voice. What’s up with that?

The fact is, liberals are going to loose.

Well, lemme tell you, brutther, when Flyboy McCain and I tangle down at the War Memorial Auditorium on Spokane Avenue, there’s gonna be blood and guts and I’m gonna bring down Shania Law all around his head, so whatchagonnaDOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

The fact is, liberals are going to loose.

“From the bowels of hell, Ruppert stabs at thee…”

“Left of left”. Heh. If only it were so. If these people ever met a real leftist their heads would explode.

And I love how they go crazy over his middle name, blissfully unaware that 70% of Arab Americans are in fact Christians.

I am still unsure of what a Mask Muslim is. Islamo-fascist fans of Cher?

confusion abounds.

“I am still unsure of what a Mask Muslim is. Islamo-fascist fans of Cher?”

I thought he was the Zorro of the religious world, but judging by his post above he’s the new big thing in WWF

I am still unsure of what a Mask Muslim is. Islamo-fascist fans of Cher?

Nah, they’re Muslims who moisturize.

Hmmm, could Swank be the real life model for Grandpa chin-nuts in FBOFW? (FOOB)

You’re all wrong. Mask Muslim was a Daffy Duck character in the old Looney Toons cartoons.

The fact is, liberals are going to loose.

Finish the sentence! What are we going to “loose”?

Specifics, please!

Hey Ruppert, Twoofie, et al:

Suck it:

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/10/supreme_court_sides_with_dems.php

AWWWWWWWW!!

Remember, bitches, the “O” in “Ohio” stands for “Obama.”

Finish the sentence! What are we going to “loose”?

Cry hammock and let loose the fogs of snore!

Tom Allen beat me to my joke, except I was going to call the horse Lujayn, for extra verisimilitudey goodness. I may have to sulk now.

Hajji, of course.

Sometimes his cousin Shania Law joins them on their adventures. But she keeps getting captured by the bad guys and they have to stone her to death to preserve her honor.

The Masked Muslim?

Did we decide Earth should be like a Marvel comic while I was asleep?

Saarah Paalin eats looseburgers.

It’s pretty obvious what causes Swank’s unique verbal silliness:

He’s typing with one hand.

Yeah, Obama is the Masked Muslim and sWank wants to be his trusty steed.

Rawr.

Cain: Well, Obama did admit last night that he comes from Krypton (He did. There’s video evidence and everything!), we may well have decided that, yes.

Not sure which of these mask guys is B. Hussein because none of them look like some beanpole guy but he’s tricky like that so whatever.

Maybe Swank meant ‘musk’ instead of ‘mask’. That could explain all the stroking.

I am still unsure of what a Mask Muslim is. Islamo-fascist fans of Cher?

Ah, Mask. A movie about a hideously deformed freak … AND HER SON!

Thank you, try veal etc.

Someone needs to slap a little black bar over that chin – man oh man, I REALLY wish someone hadn’t’ve pointed that out. It follows you around the room, for Chrissake.

Yes, admittedly, it HAS been a while.

I’ve always wondered if the good Pastor realizes that his presumably unconscious sexual metaphors are made all the funnier by the NSFW magazine which shares his name:

Swank – Thousands of Explicit Photos of Young Girls · Girls Over 40 – Sexy Older Women · Velvet – The Place Where Fantasy Is A Reality …

Why don’t you all leave me alone?
Suck my bone.

I don’t think Obama is a terrorist, far from it. However, it does concern me that he seems to have surrounded himself for much of his lifetime, with those like his once spiritual advisor, Rev. Wright.

Does he harbor that hate for the United States that Wright seems to harbor? No, at least not at the same level of intensity. But I can’t help wondering just how passionately Obama would defend this country or advocate for it, if elected.

Also, he was one of the highest beneficiaries of Freddie and Fannie, and those at the top of the food chain that enjoyed those:

This song is going out to all of the big winners in the bailout contest:

Golden Parachutes
Dr BLT
words and music by Dr BLT copyright 2008
http://www.drblt.net/music/GoldenParDemo2.mp3

From the CD-in-the-making, Shadow of the Man
http://www.drblt.net

words and music by Dr BLT copyright 2008
http://www.drblt.net/music/GoldenParDemo2.mp3

Bad mix, can’t hear the words.

Sorry, my head is a crowded freeway full of new songs, so I don’t have the time to give all of the songs the engineering attention they may need to sound presentable. Here are those lyrics for you:

Golden Parachutes

words and music by Dr BLT © 2008

golden parachutes

a cushion of big suits

‘ pockets lined in loot

from shady deals

golden parachutes

it’s main street they pollute

they haven’t got a clue

how main street feels

chorus:

golden parachutes

golden parachutes

make the landin’ soft

and rather sweet

golden parachutes

golden parachutes

they hang out in spas

while others strive to eat

golden parachutes

they just don’t give a hoot

about the people

they have finally screwed

golden parachutes

for cats with cold, cold hearts

have you read the news

about the Wall Street blues

(chorus)

I wish they landed

where others landed

with the parachutes

wrapped around their necks

wrapped around them

“Vengence is mine, saith the Lord”

but how someday they’ll pay

for golden parachutes

(chorus)

Ahh, JEEZ, now you’ve done it.

What, do I have to spell it out for you?

Stroking Mask Muslims leads to foreskins.

Foreskins lead to circumcision.

Circumcision leads to a bunch of the weirdest penis activists on this or any other Intert00bz showing up to insist, INSIST that we grow them back post haste.

Which I continue to find both distasteful and conceptually hilarious…

mikey

RB, mixing the vocals way down is a GOOD mix in this case….

It’s BLT’s most humane song yet, except for the death-by-parachute-around-the-neck thing.

I’m leaving that part up to God, hence, the line, “Vengence is mine, saith the Lord.” Also, I can’t think of a more humane way for fat cats on Wall Street to go, other than death via waterboarding, or, worse, death via snowboarding.

Why did I ever stop reading this guy

I dunno, perhaps you care about your Broca’s area and what reading him does to the pars triangularis?

Personally, it sounds like he had this:

Luria proposed that this type of aphasia has three characteristics.

* 1) A deficit in the categorization of sounds. In order to hear and understand what is said, one must be able to recognize the different sounds of spoken language. For example, hearing the difference between bad and bed is easy for native English speakers. The Dutch language however, makes no difference between these vowels, and therefore the Dutch have difficulties hearing the difference between them. This problem is exactly what patients with Wernicke’s aphasia have in their own language: they can’t isolate significant sound characteristics and classify them into known meaningful systems.

* 2) A defect in speech. A patient with Wernicke’s aphasia can and may speak a great deal, but he or she confuses sound characteristics, producing “word salad”: intelligible words that appear to be strung together randomly.

* 3) An impairment in writing. A person who cannot discern sounds cannot be expected to write.

Also, it’s not a physical strangulation via the golden parachute, it’s a strangulation of the soul. In a sense, it’s self-imposed. They are walking dead men, they just don’t know it.

The Mask Muslim is an old fashion guy who likes ice tea. Alot.

…the mask Muslim

Is that anything like a Soup Nazi?

NO MASK FOR YOU, INFIDEL!

I often wish Swank would be given his very own Radio Show, like Limblargh. What fun it would be!

… especially if it was a call-in show. With interesting guests like, um, well, guests anyway.

I believe Jeremiah Wright was a Marine. Yeah, yeah, we all know THEY hate America.

Are mask Muslims like eye babies?

Are mask Muslims like eye babies?

More like eye burkas.

It’s too late for a litmus test to apply Shania. Sara Evans is like way hotter. And Mary Chapin Carpenter is like way more talented.

Luchador Mask Muslim sneaking over U.S. border illegally to team up with enviromoonbatwiccafascists to prevent offshore drilling!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=19894346

P.S. Please, PLEASE photoshop Sarah Palin’s face on Dorismar’s “Mi hombre no necesita huevos de tortuga” picture!

Luchador Mask Muslim is sneaking over the border to team up with Enviromoonbatwiccafascists to prevent offshore drilling!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=19894346

P.S. Please, PLEASE photoshop Sarah Palin’s face onto Dorismar’s body in the “Mi hombre no necesita huevos de tortuga” picture!

The Muslim Mask is at your heels
Now clutching at your coat
You must be quick now hurry up
He´s scratching at your throat.

Is it just me, or does J. Grant Swank resemble the assassin from Godfather III?

Mexican luchador Mask Muslim is sneaking over the border to team up with the Eeeevil Librul Envirofascist Wiccawookies to put an end to offshore drilling!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUNrW6YEw9A

P.S. Please, PLEASE photoshop Sarah Palin’s head on Dorismar’s body in the “Mi hombre no necesita huevos de tortuga” picture! ‘Cos First D00d don’t NEED no turtle eggs!

To the People who Blog Sadly, No!

I do not know how you can read that reichwing nutbag shit every day. But….thank you for it. I cannot bring myself to do it. You do a great job of keeping us informed on just how sick and emotionally retarded they are.
Keep up the good work!!

Sincerely!!