He makes Yosef look like, well, Yosef
Good news everybody: Justin Darr is coming out of the closet!
The facts in America today are that homosexuals have been elevated to be America’s Super Citizens, above the law to the point where their psychological need for acceptance trounces even the most basic Constitutional rights of others.
I’m super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you’re
Don’t you think I look cute in this hat
These little pants, this matching tie
That I got at Vogue
ok, maybe they’re not that super.
What people chose to do in their bedrooms should be a private matter unless they are homosexual, then their sexual choices should be taught in the public schools, celebrated in the media, and warrant preferential treatment in the workplace.
This sounds familiar:
Now, old woman — you are accused of heresy on three counts — heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action — *four* counts. Do you confess?
Let us go back to the bedrooms:
What people chose to do in their bedrooms should be a private matter unless they are homosexual, then their sexual choices should be taught in the public schools, celebrated in the media, and warrant preferential treatment in the workplace.
We’re not the first to ask, and we’d guess we’ve even asked that question before, but what schools are wingnuts attending where homosexuality is “taught?”
The duplicity and elitism of the homosexual activists is undeniable. They see the law as something applying to others, but never themselves.
Which explains why homosexuals are always going around pillaging while singing Everybody Dance Now. This was another case busted wide open by Justin — thank you, Justin. Hey, we wish we had a pencil-thin mustache, then we could solve some mysteries too.
Y’know, wingnuts like Justin keep saying I have this incredible power and influence, but as yet I’ve haven’t seen much evidence of it. To be fair, I still haven’t gotten my special agenda in the mail, and I’m sure it explains how to use my SUPER GAY POWERS. Rest assured once I learn, I will use my SUPER GAY POWERS for good, not evil. (I wonder just what that would entail?)
Y’know, wingnuts like Justin keep saying I have this incredible power and influence, but as yet I’ve haven’t seen much evidence of it.
Our theory is that while you may think you are a homosexual, you may in fact be a closeted heterosexual. Come out of that closet, baby!
I’m SUPER!
Thanks for asking!
I Justin, by any chance, you know…hot?
Classic dissonant counterpuch.
he chooses a group, then projects his own inequities onto it.
He feels like superman. His views warrant preferential treatment, and imposition upon others. His view should be celebrated in the media, to the exclusion, absolute exclusion of other views, and that should be taught in schools.
I’ll bet, say 5 bucks, that this guy ALSO thinks evolution should be singled out and taught side by side with another, discredited theory.
Personally, i think his schools would teach us of phlogiston . Justin is just another regressive fundamentalist. Scared of his own shadow, lashing, gnashing out.
Poor sap. I wonder if he lost his day job recently. I hope he didn’t quit it.
Justin sez:
Everyone laughed when Justin claimed that more than 3.5 million card-carrying farm animal-human hybrids were living in the U.S., which is why he moved to a secluded island to create his own army of super-beasts for the coming Beastpocalypse.
Well, if I WAS a closeted heterosexual (and a look at my CD collection would disprove THAT theory rather quickly), then reading all about Cynthia’s vagina would cure me of that. Permanently.
What a buffoon. Does he actually mean to imply that heterosexuality is never “celebrated in the media?” It could just be that his superior wingnut logic escapes me, but he does seem to be saying that ONLY homosexuality is ever “celebrated in the media.” I mean, has this guy ever been to the movies? Turned on the television? Heard any pop song that wasn’t by the Village People or Frankie Goes to Hollywood?
As for the ?Philadelphia 11? incident that he?s so lathered up about, it may be worth noting that the defendants were charged with things like disorderly conduct, conspiracy, and failure to disperse, not preaching the gospel. Basically it was a gang of fundamentalist assholes who deliberately set out to disrupt the Philadelphia OutFest with their preaching. Boohoo.
And, just to pick off another fish while I?m standing over this particular barrel, I guess I shouldn?t be surprised that Justin couldn?t be bothered to get his Orwell quote right. I think the line he’s reaching for goes, ?All animals are created equal, but some animals are more equal than others.? Of course, to find that out he would have had to open a book.
…And, again, I have to ask: Where the hell were these schools when I was growing up??
Probably in the same towns that had those legendary girls-making-out slumber parties that somehow I was never invited to. Damn.
Four legs good! Two legs bad!
We’re not the first to ask, and we’d guess we’ve even asked that question before, but what schools are wingnuts attending where homosexuality is “taught?”
Is it possible he’s talking about Eton and the other higher end public schools in Britain?
You know, all those cosy nights of fagging for older students…
Oh, Bill, honey, the SUPER GAY POWERS are a recruitment bonus. They’re the next level up from the toaster oven.
Bill, nuts slightly to the right of Justin have been saying similar things about Jewish power for a long time, and I’ve never been able to track my share down, either. Maybe the same SUPER-DUPER World Domination Group (the Illuminati? the Masons? the Elks?) is hoarding them all.
Big Gay Alan, based on Justin’s picture–think Paul Rubens when he’s not Pee Wee Herman–he would definitely be the guy standing at the end of the bar, waiting for the lights to come on at 2:00 am, trying to find someone so drunk that they’d go home with him for a mercy fuck.
*Sigh* Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Relax, one of the greatest pop singles ever. Holly Johnson was gawjus in their heyday.
Super Citizens
I learn something new every day:The facts in America today are that homosexuals have been elevated to be America’s Super Citizens, above the law to the point where their psychological need for acceptance trounces even the most basic Constitutional righ…
You missed this part:
“While saying one critical word to them should be met with accusations of intolerance, no degree of intimidation or slander is too outrageous to achieve their goal of using which ever public bathroom they choose.”
I wonder if this is actually suggesting that they have segregated public restrooms in Jim Crow fashion. Either that or they honestly think all homosexuals have sex in public bathrooms. Either way it’s a hilarious sentence.
Control of the government, Hollywood and the news media, tons of money, thousands of sex partners, and now they tell me I’m supposed to have super powers too…???
Somwhere out there is a guy who got my share of the fabulous gay lifestyle. And when I get my hands on him I’m going to throttle him.
If he wanted to truly be thycwoti, he would have noted that the only reason they’re gay is because they want to get with him.
Yosef– give him time, I’m sure that argument will come up in his writings, if it hasn’t already. Fear is at the heart of homophobia and the fear that another man may want to get a look at his *goods** is in there somewhere.
*writing this sentance almost made me throw up
no degree of intimidation or slander is too outrageous to achieve their goal of using which ever public bathroom they choose.
Well, why *did* you think when women go to the ladies’ room at a public venue, they never go alone?
On Justin’s bio page he describes himself as:
Well, that clears thatup!