Her poor ears must be so hurt. I feel bad for ever having thought even a single liberal idea.

Now, why would anyone want to yell at sweet little ol’ Michelle Malkin. Why, she hasn’t advocated mass internment or stalking sick kids in two, maybe three days.

I would be playing a song for Our Lady of the Concentration Camps on the world’s tiniest violin, but I couldn’t find any sheet music for Prussian Blue.

Man, I’ve had about 12 years of Alex Jones on the cable access shows in Austin. Many of his predictions concerning UN death camps in Yellowstone haven’t panned out, but I give him credit for consistent lunacy, regardless of Administration.

P.S. He makes a 2-3 minute appearance in Linklater’s Waking Life, just yelling through a car-mounted loudspeaker. It’s awesome, almost like the angry guy who thinks work’s for suckers in Slacker.

Amateur… 12 GALAXIES, BITCHES!

Life’s tough when you can’t turn off their mike…

So, who’s next?

It’s sweet when nuts get shouted down by nuts.

I sort of have to smile at the fact that pretty much for the rest of her life, the Malkin thing will be forced to endure people like Alex Jones.

Alex Jones and Michelle Malkin………… geez, what a pair.

What’s all this I hear about someone wanting to assassinate Michelle Obama? Now why on earth would anyone want to kill that sweet lady who’s a mother to those two darling little girls? Why I never — what? what? Oh, someone was attacking Michelle Malkin? Well, that’s different! Nevermind.

Man, that was fun.

“Life’s tough when you can’t turn off their mike…

So, who’s next?”

Please, make it Bill-O.

Michelle Malkin got a rude reception in Denver! OMG! I am shocked! Well at least she got her book plug in.

Anchor babies get no love.

t3h l4m3- Frank’s a very nice guy, though. Alex Jones, not so much apparently.

Meanwhile, Malkin’s circus life proceeds apace.

She got lectured by Alex Jones? Holy hell! It’s like some awful Internet moron slash-fic. Malkin goes to Denver and finds one of the few people out there who’s crazier than she is.

PS – apparently Alex Jones ran for office as a Republican in 2000 … interesting.

Why wasn’t the Malkin thing properly armed to defend herself against such an “attacker.” Doesn’t the 2d amendment require her to be packing?

He’s obviously batty, but oh my goshness, how sweet it is to see that expression on her face.

Look, if people want to know about Alex Jones, who says ‘Illuminati,’ ‘New World Order’ and ‘Bilderbergers’ more times than John McCain says ‘my friends,’ all you have to do is ask or check out infowars.com, but have a chemical eyewash station nearby.

Note that everybody in the wingnutosphere is jumping up and down over a protestor shouting “Kill Michelle Malkin!” Well, I watched the full 9+ minute video over at People’s Press Collective, and here’s what I wrote to those fine people over there:

Before we go off on how Michelle Malkin’s life was threatened, look carefully at the guy chanting “Kill Michelle Malkin” near the beginning of this video. If you watch, you’ll see two things: (1) someone next to him tells him to tone it down; and (2) throughout the rest of the video he is yelling things like “Alex Jones is a capitalist stooge,” “Alex Jones is a corporate stooge” and, near the end, he calls Jones an “unchivalrous pig.”

I strongly doubt that he was there to protest. Looks more like he was there to stir shit up; whether he’s a right-winger or just a troll can’t be determined.

F’ing awesome.

As much as I dislike Malkin, I don’t hold with large men with loud voices yelling at small women. No sir, I don’t. Alex should have found a surrogate to do the yelling. I have a modest proposal…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmX9N8C8nko

Yeah, Gwyneth Jones would do just fine.

I could so see that on (non)Celeb Death Match.

Or do you think Jones has a big crush on Auntie Tom and is a bit conflicted?

Professional victims and outrage queens like Michelle Malkin get off on shit like this.

So a far-far rightwing nut job yelled at another (not quite as insane) rightwing nut job and it’s the fault of the Democrats?!?!!?!?!? The fact that Jones is popular with some braindead far lefties doesn’t make him a Democrat by any stretch….

Professional victims and outrage queens

Victibitionists and poutrage queens!

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BAH!

I thought at least her cheerleader sweater got ripped!

In other news, cranky wingnut attention whore gets yelled at by same. Film at… oh, never mind.

Here are the links to all 3 videos. I did a google blog search of Michell Malkin and so many headlines describe this guy as a “Leftist” or a liberal. I love how they just make shit up. Alex Jones needs to ask Cindy McCain for some pills to chill out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmE7Xb_DL5I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgsbIfHSAUA&feature=user

Hang in there you petitte flower. The EMTs are on the way.

I’m sure they’re pissed that it wasn’t an ANGRY BLACK MAN.

He makes a 2-3 minute appearance in Linklater’s Waking Life, just yelling through a car-mounted loudspeaker. It’s awesome, almost like the angry guy who thinks work’s for suckers in Slacker.
No shit! I thought I heard that loud, insistant voice before.
That Malkin person sure is small. Doesn’t she have some overbearing, athletic prep-school-bred husband? Where the hell was he during all that?

Doesn’t she have some overbearing, athletic prep-school-bred husband? Where the hell was he during all that?

He was probably at home back in Maryland shopping for the Malkin kids school supplies.

That Malkin person sure is small. Doesn’t she have some overbearing, athletic prep-school-bred husband? Where the hell was he during all that?

Jesse was bravely pulling puppet strings behind the curtains.

BTW, here are the two guys who yelled “Kill Michelle Malkin”:

http://freespeech.vo.llnwd.net/o25/pub/images/obama-hat.jpg

Anyone recognize them? They look like Protest Warriors.

Damn, that Galvin sure gets lucky with Würdpress.

Two links in one post!

Wow, those two guys look like genuine lefties in the same way Giuliani and D’Amato made for convincing street toughs
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IIRC, it’s rumored that Jesse Malkin has some sort of mental illness that renders him unable to work a full time job.

Has Michelle learned that crazy attracts more crazy? Stay tuned.

Put Jones & Malkin in a broom-closet with bike-chains – 2 freaks enter, & hopefully neither one leaves.

They look like Protest Warriors.

Wow – talk about blowback – Little Miss Countertops gets trolled & “menaced” – by her OWN team.
Best of all for her, she can go into her usual “Magic-Spell Reality-Evasion Mode” & claim they were deranged Obamabots, whilst obtaining her next flicker of attention (without which attention whores rapidly asphyxiate) … it’s a win-win for her. Unless the meta-stupid black-comedy/irony becomes apparent.

She pulled that Dunkin’ Donuts Boycott nonsense out of her sad ass, & many of her fan-boy “Patriotic Americans” still think of her as better than the “Wild Man Of Borneo” in old circuses that bit the heads off of live chickens for a nickel … so I’m betting she’ll come out of this smelling like a (Tokyo) Rose.

Damn it.

Abuse like that will only make Malkin desperately want to become a democrat. She only hates liberals because they don’t hate her as much as she hates herself (cf., Andrew Sullivan). If that were to change she’ll be jumping ship too, pronto.

OMG, this is the best thing that’s ever happened EVARRRRR.

If 9-11 had happened while Gore was President, Mssss Malkin would be a 9-11 Twoofer just like Jones and would be screaming “inside job” at every opportunity…

Nothing is quite so threatening to righties as people chanting “Love, Peace, and Justice.”

To paraphrase Carmine Falcone, the nut was running that nuthouse.

Does the guy in the back look like this guy? That’s Kfir Alfia, one of the founders of ProtestWarrior. Hmm…

If only the protestor didn’t have on sunglasses, we could see if he has gigantic, brutish eyebrows like the guy on the protest warrior site.

IIRC, it’s rumored that Jesse Malkin has some sort of mental illness that renders him unable to work a full time job.

Yes. It’s called “SOMEONE has to raise the kids and if that bitch yells at me one more time about them being late for school I swear I’ll go postal!”

Jesus Christ, it’s Whackjob vs. Wingnut.

It’s hard to pick a winner, but I’ll have to go with Malkin cuz she probably looks better naked and ball-gagged.

Marginally.

So…. this means Shoelimpy and AA are at the convention?
Wonderful.
Griefers and trolls of the world, unite!

He’s a nut, but he came up with a good moniker for her: The Little Monster.

Big tough guy, that Alex Jones. He’s only got like 200lbs on her.

What, no tomatoes? It would have been much better with rotten tomatoes.

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It goes without saying that when a right-wing ranter is verbally abused while milling around a Democratic convention, the incident is an indictment of the strident left-wing mentality, because all the people milling around a Democratic convention are left-wingers.

Alex Jones is lucky that Malkin didn’t roll on her back and hit him with her deadly ping pong ball queef . I hear she’s quite deadly , having learned the skill in a Singapore bordello.

Wow, that was both really racist *and* sexist.

I’m not real happy about the ball-gag gag, either.

Really – must we have the violent sexual imagery EVERY FSCKING TIME?? It gets tiresome.

AND – what the ?? NO PROFANITY?? But it’s my *name!*

Isn’t this Sadly, No!?? did that weird message say “no profanity”? Really? Aaargh – what next. Oh the world is going to aitch eeee double hockeysticks all right

Looked like some great street theater. I almost visualize imagine Paris in 1945 when a citizen recognizes a Vichy traitor walking amongst the liberated. “There she is! There she is! The Toast of the Brownshirts! The Cheerleader of the Third Republic!”

[Grabs popcorn, props feet up on computer desk]
[Watches video]
[Picks jaw up off floor]

Wow, she actually got a taste of her own medicine. At one point, for about .00000001 of a second, there was a look of recognition in her face, like a thought was forming that would end with her thinking “Oh God! I’m just like him”, but sadly, no, it never made it past that point.

People who run Sadly, No!: Can you delete all the ping-pong related shit as soon as you see it and not worry about the scum that write that stuff screeching “Nazi censors!”?

Hey, I think I’ve seen this movie; these two hook up eventually, right?

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Doesn’t she have some overbearing, athletic prep-school-bred husband? Where the hell was he during all that?

He was probably at home back in Maryland shopping for the Malkin kids school supplies.

Nope…ghostwriting her latest spewage.

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