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Shorter Dennis Prager, dennisprager.com: Leftism Makes You Meaner Major Premise: All people that say that everyone they differ with is a bad person are fools. Minor Premise: All Liberals are bad people because they are all mean Conclusion: I am a foo. . . wait, can we start over here? This isn’t working out the […]

ABOVE: Dennis Prager’s NAMBLA profile pic. Shorter Dennis Prager, Clown Hall For the Left, Opponents Cannot Have Decent Motives All liberals are assholes because they all make negative generalizations about all conservatives as a group whereas conservatives never make negative generalizations about all liberals as a group. Take this column for instance. ‘Shorter’ concept created […]

Above: “I gotcher minstrel show rite here.” Shorter Dennis Prager Real Clear Politics “Why Left Talks About ‘White’ Tea Parties” Ok, fine, let’s grant the racist leftwingers’ cheap shot that the Tea Party is 100% Caucasian. So what? It doesn’t prove that Tea Partiers are the racists; but it might prove that blacks and Latinos […]

Shorter Dennis Prager: Above: Accordion undermines American civilization There Are Two Irreconcilable Americas I have made a troubling discovery: The left and the right in America are philosophically opposed on many issues. Moreover, contention between the two sides will result in a winner and a loser. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by […]

When Young People Get Excited Why can’t they be like we were — perfect in every way? What’s the matter with kids today? ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™ [Hanx! DRJ]

To Understand the Left, Read this Issue of Rolling Stone ABOVE: Some hippies shout curse words at a billboard To understand the Left, read this issue of Rolling Stone. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. The bulk of this week’s column is given over to quoting various entertainers’ use of […]

Ann Coulter Wants Jews to Become Christian — So What? Above: Some hippies protest a noted proponent of multicultural tolerance I feel entitled to speak for all Jews when I say that my people have no greater friend than Christian Zionists, whose intentions are pure, honorable, and in accordance with the prophecy. ‘Shorter’ concept created […]

‘Why the Left Has Changed Journalism, Education and the Courts’ Above: Dennis Prager (artist’s conception) coolly regards some hippies trying to restrict his right to free expression Liberals have infiltrated our most cherished democratic institutions in a misguided attempt to change society for the better. Conservatives stand opposed to their efforts. ‘Shorter’ concept created by […]

Above: “Dennis has a squeeze-box he wears on his chest,When he goes on-air Muslims get no rest…” ‘Why “Islamophobia” Is a Brilliant Term’ Devious Leftists with their clever neologisms will never stop me from being a bigot. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. Plus: Prager writes: One might counter that […]

Above: He polka your eyes out America Needs a July Fourth Seder Much good could come through the sanctification of America as a sort of Judeo-Christian civic religion. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.