Sadly, No!

Is it just me or are the made-up right-wing scandals literally getting dumber by the second. What’s next, guys? How Obama’s sock color choice proves he hates America? Whether or not Obamacare whitens your teeth enough to protect America from darkies? Charles C.W. Cooke Esq., National Id: Pajama Boy: The Obama Machine’s Id Conservatives have […]

So no one* can be blamed for stuff like this: The latest California Field poll […] shows Obama within two points of Clinton in the nation’s most populous state. Other polls are less favorable to Barack, but it’s clear the younger man is surging. Dude, Hillary’s a woman. * If by “no one” one means […]

ABOVE: John Ruberry John Ruberry (pronounced Rube-Airy), the Pajamas Media blogger who blogs as the “Marathon Pundit,” has injudiciously decided to play the “I bet the Founding Fathers didn’t (fill in the blank) game.” For example, since the Founding Fathers never heard of people piercing their nipples, then people with nipple rings have no Constitutional […]

Thanks to the always excellent uggabugga, we find out that Annie Jacobsen continues, inexeplicably, to be asked to write on the topic of planes and darkies: Five crop-duster planes have crashed on the terror-plagued island of Mindanao in a short period of time. Annie Jacobsen says that while it may feel like Mindanao is half […]

The Age of White Masochism Above: The noted blogger Fjordman The glory of the white race is imperiled by a thousand-year onslaught of mud troglodytes, and “Nazi” accusations that are so carelessly thrown out these days are completely baseless in this context. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.

While trolling the ‘trons for something to goof on, I found myself at Pajamas for possibly the first time and followed a link to this: Click to embigggen, click again to embigggen more, I myself and gonna have to take another gander or three, as this one seems to have so many subconscious and unstated […]

Warning: Contents are neither safe nor sex Um… So, the last time I came on here and remarked with joy about how we’re back in business, I somehow managed to jinx us so hard one of our hard drives melted, so I hope you’ll forgive me if I’m not exactly heralding the immensely awesome news […]

Public property, more like pubic property, amirite? #yesiam10yearsold Tim Graham, News Bluster: Katie Couric Upsets the “Trans Women” By Asking Those Uncomfortable Questions Uggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Fine. Fuck it. Penis. Dick. Trouser Titan. AC/DC’s Big Balls. Wang. One Eyed Snake Monster. Cock. Bring up the subject of transwomen to most people on the planet and you can […]

Helen-Bot Cannot Process Input Legitimate Female Concern, Switching to Paranoid Delusion Default Mode Instead Dr. Helen, PJ Media Lifestyles Section: What is the Equivalent of Abortion for Men? No, wait, hold up. Oh we’ll get to the complete WTF of the title and the fact that this so-called advice column was penned by the malfunctioning […]

ABOVE: Msgr. Ross Xavier Pius Douthat, S.J., O.P., O.F.M., S.S.J., Th.D+ Like the rest of you I’ve been eagerly anticipating for Ross Douthat — our favorite Chunky Reese Witherspoon Lothario manqué — to enlighten us on Weinergate— not just because I’m interested to hear what Jesus and the Pope think about twexting, but also because […]