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Above: Our Turgenev of the Tarheels Destroying the Village in Order to Save It Confederate Yankee is here to explain the economy and why its collapse is the fault of you. We join this Confederate Yankee post already in progress. […] And so the government is going to steal $17.4 billion more from taxpayers to […]

It wouldn’t be fair to leave it unremarked that Bob “Confederate Yankee” Owens — fact-checkerer, debunker and rebunker, and scourge of the liberal MSM — has written what appears to be a post calling for the investigation of official misconduct not allegedly committed by a political enemy, i.e. a ‘liberal,’ a set of ‘liberals,’ or […]

I can’t decide what part of this post-election period I enjoy more: the crazed ideological purges or the descent into survivalist paranoia. Heck, why do I have to choose? Good News: Obama’s Election Spurs New Appreciation For Constitution […] Barack Obama is a gun-banner at heart, and there is every reason for Americans to doubt […]

An I-81 Story Whistling in the dark, Whistling in the dark, There’s only one thing that I like and that is Whistling in the dark Whistling! (Whistling!) Whistling! (Whistling!) Dark! (Dark!) Dark! (Dark!) ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions™. Thanks to They Might […]

He’s a tough nut, that Confederate Yankee. Imagine our brief admiration when we saw that our favorite Citizen Journalist and scourge of the reported media had shored up his berserk ravings about Barack Obama and William Ayers with an actual interview — one with an actual primary source in the Ayers saga. Little did he […]

Shorter Confederate Yankee: Above: Aw, shoot! Beavis & Butthead Join the Skinheads [heh heh] Uh, I didn’t do it; you can’t prove it; that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™ * Cf.

Nationwide, Police Begin Bracing For Obama’s Defeat EXCLUSIVE REPORT! MUST CREDIT CONFEDERATE YANKEE! Despite what you’re reading from left-wing pollsters such as FOX News, a source of mine who is a former baggage checker at Pickens County Airport is involved in Homeland Security says that Obama is about to lose big-time and that police are […]

Above: Our Swinburne of the Swannoa Michelle Obama Blasts African News for Supporting the “Racists” That Oppose Barack Obama, Calls Opposition Evil People (Obama Camp Calls Claims a Complete Fabrication) I see no reason to question the credibility of a shady WordPress blog that is trying to pass itself off as a major African news […]

Above: Gets paid for writing this stuff The Left’s Obama Assassination Fantasy I cannot think of an event that more amply demonstrates the Left’s paranoid delusions, and indeed perverse longing, regarding the assassination of Barack Obama, than the arrest of four white supremacists with sniper rifles who claimed they were planning to assassinate Barack Obama. […]

Is there anything that Barack Obama can say, no matter how seemingly benign, that Bob Owens will not react to by jumping up and a-hootin’ and a-hollerin’ that B. Hussein Obama is a big ol’ commie? I mean, get a load of this: Silk Purses, Hog’s Ears Via TPM Election Central comes word that Barack […]