Sadly, No!

“Can you hear them running for shelter?” Erick Erickson, who once twittered that retired Justice Souter was a “goat fucking child molester,” has been trolling Nancy Pelosi’s Twitter feed looking for dirt for a blog post on the Speaker, which is pretty much like Charles Manson doing a criminal record search on Sharon Tate. And […]

Shorter Erick Erickson, RedState Mark Levin and Jim Manzi It saddens me that National Review did not preemptively squash Jim Manzi’s heretical claim that some conservatives have formed an orthodoxy that is afraid to publicly confront its critics. Also, here is a poorly constructed reference to Trig Palin that could be interpreted as a mean […]

Erick’s interview with Howie Kurtz is a very special moment in American history: KURTZ: Erick Erickson, welcome. ERICKSON: Thanks for having me. KURTZ: You have been getting hammered by liberal commentators since CNN decided to bring you on as a contributor to John King’s program, and it all revolves around the things that you have […]

“But I never eat the bun!” Torkel Torkelson the Red wields his atgeir against Alan Grayson but only manages to impale himself on it: Alan Grayson is the corpulent congressman from Florida. Yes, that’s right. Erick just called someone else corpulent. The only reason for this apparent total lack of self-awareness is either that Erick […]

Macon, Georgia’s most illustrious prose stylist, grammar maven, and scholar of history Erick “Joe Bubba” Erickson lets that colored boy in the White House have it: ABOVE: Mahatma “Bubba” Mahatmason Obama released a statement regarding Mahatma Gandhi’s birthday. In the statement, Obama says, “Americans owe an enormous measure of gratitude to the Mahatma. His teachings […]

I have seen the future, my friends, and it is hilarious. Last night I was struck by a prophetic dream in which RedState doofus and Macon city councilor Erick Erickson has succeeded in his quest to save his town from the scourge of its police department. Join with me, friends, as we gaze into the […]

Shorter Erick Erickson ABOVE: Erick Erickson models latest Red State fashion design The Way The Left Is Sending Out Ag School Grads To Defend Their Email List Means A Lot of Important People Are On It Although I have not one shred of evidence that there is a double super mega-secret listserv which liberal journalists […]

From the “shit you can’t make up” files: We Can’t Let Bart Stupak Go Without A Judas Like Parting Gift We can’t Bart Stupak go without a parting gift. Judas, after all, got 30 silver coins to sell out our Lord. Stupak needs something for selling out all the children sent off to be slaughtered […]

So one of the outlets coughed up recently, or since I was on vacay, or it is possible that this one escaped my knowledge completely, which near as I can tell is yet another conservative rag in a universe sadly lacking them, called The Resergent has an article by the Son of Erick titled: Trump Invites […]

Above: Plays the ham and organ Erick Erickson, RedState: Why Tiahrt Matters How long have we been reading Erick? We spent ten minutes pronouncing ‘tiahrt’ in different ways trying to guess what word he misspelled. That’s how long we’ve been reading Erick. Why, it didn’t even make us blink more than seven or eight times […]