Jul
31

Memo to the Jeff Goldstein Reparations Committee




Posted at 21:08 by Gavin M.

YNet News
Yesha Rabbinical Council: During time of war, enemy has no innocents

The Yesha Rabbinical Council announced in response to an IDF attack in Kfar Qanna that “according to Jewish law, during a time of battle and war, there is no such term as ‘innocents’ of the enemy.”

All of the discussions on Christian morality are weakening the spirit of the army and the nation and are costing us in the blood of our soldiers and civilians,” the statement said.
(Efrat Weiss)

However, the Yesha Rabbinical Council cited a Deb Frisch Exception, saying that the leaving of icky comments about people’s families on the Internet is a terrible atrocity to be condemned by all civilized people — and for which the only redress is banning the troll massive cash donations.

[Hanx: Blowback]

18 Comments »

  1. Ken said,

    July 31, 2006 at 21:39

    Remember when they use to use tents and choirs to suck that money out of the flock?

  2. Mary Jones said,

    July 31, 2006 at 22:10

    “according to Jewish law, during a time of battle and war, there is no such term as ‘innocents’ of the enemy.�

    Well, that DOES sound like the Old Testament…

  3. aestheticpisces said,

    July 31, 2006 at 22:54

    Shorter Yesha Rabbinical Council: “We’re not christian, so blow it out your ass.”

    Woo-hoo! My first comment, AND my first Shorter! What do I win?

  4. Clif said,

    July 31, 2006 at 22:58

    Just as background, the Yesha Rabbinical Council is the un-official voice of the settlers in the occupied lands. They probably don’t represent mainstream Judaism. Still, I expect to hear a chorus of condemnation from the Christian right about the Council dissing “Christian morality” like that.

  5. FlipYrWhig said,

    July 31, 2006 at 22:59

    Hmm. If they’re The Enemy, they’re not innocent, by definition, or something. So, like, what makes them The Enemy? And if someone isn’t doing that, are they still not innocent?

  6. haha said,

    July 31, 2006 at 23:04

    Wow, Clif. That’s a very well thought-out observation (no snark, I’m serious).

    Something I’m not used to seeing here…

  7. Dan Someone said,

    July 31, 2006 at 23:44

    If they’re The Enemy, they’re not innocent, by definition, or something. So, like, what makes them The Enemy?

    Duh, they are The Enemy because they are not innocent! Jeesh, people, get a clue!

  8. tigrismus said,

    August 1, 2006 at 1:40

    aestheticpisces, congratulations! You’ve won your choice of the lifetime supply of abortions or the homo nups!

  9. JiuNoon said,

    August 1, 2006 at 2:44

    Clif, if Bill O’Reilly can pander to the Fox Jews while claiming that the liberal Jews heart terrorists, I don’t think that a small-time nutjob is going to ping on their cognative dissonance meter.

  10. Kathleen said,

    August 1, 2006 at 4:45

    You’ve won your choice of the lifetime supply of abortions or the homo nups! >/i>
    talk about false dicotomy!! She (he?) should be able to have BOTH an abortino AND homo nups. Why do you hate freedom?

  11. Kathleen said,

    August 1, 2006 at 4:46

    I closed that tag dammit

  12. Kathleen said,

    August 1, 2006 at 4:46

    ok I’m drunk

  13. Herr Doktor Bimler said,

    August 1, 2006 at 4:54

    ‘Abortino’ is a good word, though. A fetal neutrino.

  14. DexX said,

    August 1, 2006 at 6:18

    This is, of course, totally different from Palestinians waging a guerrilla war and killing Israeli innocents. That’s just MONSTROUS!

    Fucking hypocrites.

    Shorter version: “Deaths on our side are important. Deaths on their side aren’t.”

  15. Marq said,

    August 1, 2006 at 8:14

    So, like, what makes them The Enemy?

    Actually, the Yesha Rabbinical Council issues that ruling. Convenient, that.

  16. Phoenician in a time of Romans said,

    August 1, 2006 at 8:53

    “according to Jewish law, during a time of battle and war, there is no such term as ‘innocents’ of the enemy.�

    So why the fuck are these nimrods complaining about Hizbollah firing missiles into Israeli cities again?

  17. word warrior said,

    August 8, 2006 at 18:41

    egg zackly, gavin.

    what a dingbat that wingnut is.

    the soft porn/dungeons and dragons jerry lewis of the blogosphere.

    blech

  18. Abiss Abissus said,

    March 7, 2008 at 4:00

    We shall not rest until Jerusalem becomes the Spiritual city of the planet earth , we will take it away from the corrupt sanedrin, the same that killed jESUS , they…the separatist Jews , the new NAZIS shall not win and the prophecies will change because of a global movement of deeply concerned people….your Mesiah that evil antichrist wont show up and if he does we shall kill him inmediatly…no intelligent service of demons will be useful…you are the kliphoth not us …..we shall see the new Jerusalem rise for ALL THE NATIONS …not only for the human haters so called Wise Men of Zion

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