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We know not of what you speak
When I opened registration this afternoon, a veritable herd of trolls began trying to register multiple usernames, with free ?throw away? email services and anonymous proxies to hide their identities. I?ve blocked at least seven of these bogus accounts (registered with names that reek of antisemitism).
Leftist tactics at their ugliest; they give themselves permission to lie, cheat, steal, and stalk their ?enemies,? with no concern at all for morality or decency.
I?m watching, moonbats.
It’s a good day when you can ruin Charles Johnson’s digestion. Oh wait, this just in: “Fly, my lizard minions. Bwa-ha-haa.” Wonder what that means.
See, old Charles is doing the 180-degree Wingnut Projection trick, woundedly, fist-shakingly accusing others of exactly what he, himself does. Like so many wingnuts, he’s an excellent disher-outer, but a very sore and startled taker. And it’s also worth noting, if not at the categorical length at which we’d so richly love to note it, that clinical narcissists and sociopaths tend to assume, understandably if not correctly, that other people have the same motivations as they do. When they habitually accuse others of lying, cheating, distorting reality, hating people, wanting to destroy civilizations and exterminate ethnic groups, etc., it’s because they themselves live in a world in which such modes of thought are normal and unexceptional. Briefly, Charles Johnson is either evil or insane, depending on the flavor of analysis you prefer. Also ugly and stupid with no class, but our preferred analytical style, after all, is like a dynamic combination of the Fabianist and the Fat Albert Gang.
In any case, the moonbat grapevine says that the “names that reek of antisemitism” thing is a simple bald-assed lie, like some people will tell when they think nobody will catch them in it [update below]. But since we don’t have any moonbat trolls here, we really couldn’t say. I think some hang out here on occasion, but they’re totally different ones.
Also, they’re very shy and retiring and hate gigantic traffic surges, so if any LGFers were to go here, they’d wail and sob with every several hundred unique visitors. It would be quite a terrible scene. Please, we beg of you. And no S,N! readers should go here right away either.
Where were we? Oh yeah. As they say, “BWAH-HA-HAHAAAA!!!!”
Bonus Anti-semitic update: Major ShortsSniffer, 3Bulls mystery troll and lifelong Jew, carelessly registered as ‘MajorSS,’ apparently causing several actual Jewish wingnuts (BossHaganah, HebrewRaptor, and ProphetEzekiel) to be shot in the purge.
Our sympathies to their friends and families.
Bonus funny: Near the top of the now-200+ comments in the LGF thread:
#5 Bayou_King
8/20/2005 06:37PM PDT
bring ‘em on
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 6:42
f***. maybe he thought MajorSS was anti-semitic- I think it was shortssniffer!!! Shortsniffer got hosed with his abbreviation!!!
Cookie Jesus on a cracker. THat is rich. I wonder what CapnT’s prob was? WTF- he could have seen that the e-mail in use there was my actual name- and it’s just as Jewish as Shapiro. He’s lying his head off. Maybe it was the harvard.edu
wah wah.
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 6:44
The hero returns! Jeez, man; you really got up Charles’s nose. That was epic.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 6:51
I didn’t even post- I think there were probably a milliuon other people waiting for it to open, because I was on it right away- and every e-mail address I used was a university account with my real name, which means I find these comments very amusing:
#1 ipl 8/20/2005 06:34PM PDT
they must not have the guts to use a real email address
#5 Bayou_King 8/20/2005 06:37PM PDT
bring ‘em on
Dear ipl,
WRONG
Dear Bayou_King,
You are like the pussy that flails his arms around his friend saying “hold me back! hold me back!” stop holding yourself back! BK must be Yosef. That was too classic. Hats off, Yosef.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 6:54
Oh Cookie Jesus,
I’m going to throw up- the “we are up for a real debate” meme is laughable! Did Brad sign up as Colonel Klink or something?
“#14 rendiew_trebor 8/20/2005 06:43PM PDT
You Evil Zionazicarlrovehallifascist! How dare you keep out meaningful debate for legitimate people with differing points of view on the world.
/sarc off
If they came here for a legitimate debate then we may have something, but their user names say more then their posts ever could.
Good job on keeping out the garbage.”
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 7:07
Well, I suspect the anti-semitic names thing could just be Charlie oil that was added to the fire, unless he can prove there really were such beasts.
The saddest thing is that Charles used to be our type of guy, fun-loving, techie, and enjoying the occasional Bush joke. Old Osama sure had some power over Charles to turn him into the nasty broad-brusher he is now.
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 7:12
If he only banned seven, then that only leaves three unknowns.
Oh yeah, nice password, Nazi tardball.
Rear Admiral Tubesock said,
August 21, 2005 at 7:15
I don’t even know what to post, or where. Hell, I may even be banned already and not know it. Suggestions? Thoughts?
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 7:20
The Big Green Lizardoid is on the hunt.
Uncle Mike said,
August 21, 2005 at 7:25
Jeebus, those guys love to talk to each other. They can do 200+ comments just on trying to register at LGF.
Dan Someone said,
August 21, 2005 at 7:43
One of the accounts has posted something in a Cindy Sheehan thread entitled “No Debate Possible.” I don’t think it’s a stellar effort, but I’m wondering what, if any, response it will get.
If you want to know which comment it is, think Maxwell Smart.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 7:44
My spies tell me that account is already nailed. Holy crap. My spies say “my bad” who would have thunk it. I blame it on shortsniffer. Stupid trolls.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 7:55
Charles is pretty smart. He probably thinks there is a cabal behind it. Oooohh a scrambled Russian IP address. Sweet Ukko? GregH? I am so shut out of LGF it’s not even funny. I must have noticed right when it went up. Does he sit there all day? I wanted to talk music with him. He said he was listening to Weezer and I wanted to see if he liked the new one, which I believe is an abomination. I guess we’ll never hang out.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 8:05
Oh my god. The Rear Admiral in a flanking action! I AM WETTING MYSELF.
THis one was also good:
#80 ted 8/20/2005 10:28PM PDT
43 “Cindy needs to get laid”
I dont think Cindy likes men anymore..if you catch my drift…
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 8:09
Isn’t it incredible the lengths they will go to keep their community insulated. They were even talking about only allowing new members in by referals from current members. Talk about inbred!
There is also a jet-stream of paranoia over there. I hope some come over here and say hi. Loosen up, have a few beers and shoot the breeze.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 8:09
Oh f***, the shit just hit the fan. MY BAD> I screwed up!! I just wanted to get everyone in, and now STanford U. is going to get a Lizardoid denial of service attack. Oh, fucking shit. If he publishes my e-mail addresses I’m going to be really really sad. I will be so f****** F*****. I just wanted to get MAjor and Private in!
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 8:10
I hope he doesn;’t catch Carolina Girl and Cartman!!
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 8:12
and Bob’s Kids Kid- hope they don’t boot her either-
have you guys seen any other ones that have escaped the purge???
MARBLE said,
August 21, 2005 at 8:15
You people have so much to say and to bash, yet NOT ONE of you fucks can come up with a solution for anything. Till then may your little black hearts and Cro-Magnon shaped heads can kiss off.
P.S. SHAVE YOUR WOMEN
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 8:25
There are two more you haven’t mentioned.
Charles thinks some of the names registered were offensive. Guess which group:
1) zulubaby
Yehudit
self hating muslim
2) BossHaganah
HebrewRaptor
ProphetEzekiel
MajorSS would only appear offensive to the most paranoid. I wonder how disappointed he’ll be when he learns the SS stands for shortsniffer.
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 8:25
You people have so much to say and to bash, yet NOT ONE of you fucks can come up with a solution for anything. Till then may your little black hearts and Cro-Magnon shaped heads can kiss off.
Woop! They’re here!
Hey Pinko, are you serious about a DoS attack on Stanford? That would be like opening up a titanic can of angry-programmer stomp-ass.
Pvt. Jockstrap Johnson said,
August 21, 2005 at 8:27
MARBLE, I so totally agree with you. These pussies can’t bring themselves to face the cold hard facts and suggest a Solution for the problem. Only we Lizardoids have the cojones to propose a Solution to finally take care of those Arabs.
Colonel Jew Klink said,
August 21, 2005 at 8:32
I don’t think a PARTIAL solution is the answer with those Arabs.
I think they demand a solution that is not PARTIAL, not OPEN-ENDED….
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 8:55
Well, I don’t know, I just got all freaked out since chazmo is in possession of all of my e-mail addresses, and I accidentally applied from home which is a hard IP address and not assigned by the network every time. I am waiting for my computer to explode!
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 8:57
Geenie Cola is so scared she is sleeping with a super soaker and told me not to piss anyone else off for another 4 minutes. Until tomorrow
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 8:59
Awesome. Cro-Magnon heads are essentially identical to modern homo sapiens. You are a total douce MARBLE
Oh, here’s my facts cuz we are debating:
“Cro-Magnons lived from about 35,000 to 10,000 years ago in the Upper Paleolithic period of the Pleistocene epoch. For all intents and purposes these people were anatomically modern, only differing from their modern day descendants in Europe by their slightly more robust physiology and brains which were about 4 percent larger than that of modern man. The Cro-Magnons could be descended from any number of subspecies of Homo sapiens that emerged from Africa approximately 100,000 years ago, such as Homo sapiens idaltu”
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:02
Huh, that’s weird, what kind of security do you have over here? MARBLE can just waltz right in! How novel! I’m going to put that in my pipe and smoke it!
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:04
They’d have to be stupider than they seem to try launching an attack on Stanford. They’d be a smoldering crater as soon as the CS guys there found out about it.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:06
This one is awesome:
“Thanks for the warning” did he think Yosef was coming for their women?? They wouldn’t have had a chance!
#211 EW1(SG) 8/20/2005 10:05PM PDT
#208 Charles:
This is not a friend.
Thanks for the warning.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:07
Seriously, my last name is not quite Jewjewjewbergsteinbaum, but it is close- where did he get anti-semitic from?
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:09
Seriously, did you register any of those other names he mentioned? It looks like three authentic Judaic-type usernames and one accidental double-entendre.
self-hating muslim said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:12
Sup Suckas. Y’all a bunch of no-good, yellow-bellied bitches.
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:13
I registered the three authentic Judaic-type usernames, thinking the names were cool and would fit in at LGF. I didn’t take into account Charles’s paranoia, which causes him to really eyeball those Jewish things, even though he’s a Gentile.
self-hating muslim said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:14
Any of y’all jew-haters? How ’bout them colored people? Shit.
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:15
The other three names are genuine Lizardoids in good standing. Another is Yankee Yankee Zulu and another is savage_nation. Those aren’t even the worst names in there, if you have the stomach to look at some of the others.
I love every1 said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:15
Y’all like talking shit ’bout Jews and what-not. But the fucking niggers are off limits, right?
Rune said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:18
Oh but if you guys aren’t the heroes of the the brave new electronic world, I don’t know what would be!!!11 Bravely going where no liberal has gone before - or whatever.
No honestly I’m standing in awe, groveling in the dust in front of your superior wit and intelligence. Just, you know, perhaps you overdid the self satisfied smug thing just a teeny bit. Just saying.
I love every1 said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:18
How ’bout grabbing a few cocktails and shooting the breeze? I love to spout hate speech in random directions. Looks like I fit in here, with y’all stoopid, blue state mutha fuckas.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:19
I think he was all over the fact that the confirmation of the e-mail addresses came from the same IP addresses.
I know that:
jock
MajorSS
CapnT
got registered, but obviously, he freaked out. Oh well. Maybe he can post something over at Misha’s and she can try to get me fired. AWESOME! Like I said, I just wanted to talk about Weezer with him. I am so sad GregH was at the “Roller Derby” tonight and then had a “skin flute” recital.
I love every1 said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:19
I can use my pee-ach-dee over here to sound reeel smart an shit.
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:23
No honestly I’m standing in awe, groveling in the dust in front of your superior wit and intelligence. Just, you know, perhaps you overdid the self satisfied smug thing just a teeny bit. Just saying.
See, there’s that projection again. Charles Johnson is humble? I mean, one can’t even do a +5-size Bwa-ha-ha around here without someone calling one on it.
Word.
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:23
He also freaked out when he saw registrations going in from Russia and other countries with disposable email addresses.
Rune, have you gotten a front page post (FPP) on LGF yet? Let us know when you hit the big time, like that spoof writer on the Cindy Sheehan thread. All you sycophantic Lizardoid minions know you’d kill to get a FPP.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:25
Well, that’s certainly better than sounding like a racist douchebag, right?
Funny thing is these guys truly believe in “The Bell Curve” yet they also believe that liberals are a hypereducated elite. What does that say about their childrens chances of winning the genetic lottery?
See, the Bell Curve is not true, but they don’t think that-
fuck liberals said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:26
Charles is a pansy. I don’t even have to put in a real email address here.
fuck liberals said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:28
Most liberals are stoopid sheep who believe the hysteria-du-jour.
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:29
Aah, don’t let them scare you. This is the internet; people who pull stuff like that open themselves up to a world of shit.
fuck liberals said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:30
Look, mah, I can do it too.
I can post on Sadly, Noo!
Even though I’m the village dunce,
I can do it, just this once.
fuck liberals said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:32
What kind of asshole would PayPal $$$ to LGF, but cancel their subscription to the NY Timers???
That’s absurd.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:32
I think we are hilarious.
C’mon you guys, this has made your night- don’t act pissed, enjoy it. Got the blood flowing up into your brain, instead of your Charles Johnsons.
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:35
Look, mah, I can do it too.
I can post on Sadly, Noo!
Even though I’m the village dunce,
I can do it, just this once.
I can do it,
Every day!
That’s because,
I am so gay.
fuck liberals said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:35
A lizardoid, that’s who! But don’t call us assholes. We each have a cloaca, which is a common hole for shitting, pissing, and fucking. In other words, we’re assholes X 3.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:36
Tra la la
Tra la le
My name is Pinko
I have a pee pee!
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:38
Can you drink a dog shit milkshake through a cloaca?
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:39
Jeebus, I leave for a little while and well, quite frankly, the place is a mess.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:41
GregH, how was the skinflute recital??
Friggin Geenie Cola has to sleep with a super soaker, and is goign out for a conceal and carry because we live in fear of a lizard attak!
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:41
Though there’s nothing wrong with that
I’m really so dense
because of my Lizardoid hat
and my many loads of nonsense
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:42
oh Tapio, you and your loads. Be careful where you shoot them.
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:43
Paranoia big destroyer.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:44
I have to say this was more fun that actually having to do research and blend in over there. It was giving me the creeps. It really was my sole goal to get those guys to admit that even though In and Out burger is in California it’s friggin awesome. But they wouldn’t even let me do that.
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:44
Acute Schizophrenia Paranoia Blues
F. M. Asshat said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:45
Acute Schizophrenia Paranoia Blues STOAL FROM HANNITY! STOAL FROM HANNITY.
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:46
I’m disappointed in the Lizardoids. I expected them to cum in surges all over this bog, but we’ve hardly even gotten a rise out of them all night, other than Charles big flash FPP at the very beginning.
I guess being Lizardoids, they can’t be expected to have stiff resolve and firm determination. (Clo-aaa-ca)
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:46
No, Doofus. Stole from the Kinks.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:47
I love The Kinks. Especially the accidental Jumpin Jack Flash that is Catch Me Now I’m Falling.
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:48
Pinko Punko, I wish! Girls in frilly panties, fishnets and roller skates is a good thing though.
I’m too dense to understand the soaker hose reference.
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:50
The Kinks ain’t no Lynard Skynard they’re Something Else.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:52
the soaker is a liberal weapon, that’s as big of a gun as we would go for, a battery powered water cannon (hey it can shoot 25 feet)! You know, since we are anti-gun and pro-crime! And Geenie Cola is Mrs. Punko
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:53
Oh, they’ll be here tomorrow; Charlie Chuckles only posted the URL at 10:30 PST. I’m seeing a proportionally large amount of wingnut-type traffic from across the Atlantic, and it’s going to be moving Eastward with the sun.
How to funnel some multitudes over to 3Bulls? They don’t seem to be buying the ‘don’t go there’ injunction…
Pvt. Jockstrap Johnson said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:55
a battery powered water cannon
I’m glad Mrs. Punko has SOME method of having her needs fulfilled. You, Pinko, are like us Lizardoids. Huge dicks but dickless.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:56
I have to admit to a little squirt in my shorts when I saw big Chuck hose me personally. But I think they think they need to be on the lookout over there, so maybe they are patrolling there- cuz there hasn’t been a peep at three bulls. Maybe Gavin should post something massively inflammatory.
Also, I checked, Charles was listening to the new Weezer, which based on the two radio tracks, is an absolute atrocity. I know he could probably destroy all of Gaza with “Beverly Hills”. Seriously, it’s a Joan Jett chorus over a bad Everclear cover band.
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:57
Tomorrow is Sunday. Won’t they spend all day at church and relaxing with the family instead of on the heathen internets.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:57
“Charles and LGF to Sadly, No: Ratshit batfuckingly insanely, No”
They trumped us. We got nothing.
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 9:59
Sunday is da day of da Lahd! The Lizardoids will be doing da work of da Lahd, just as the men of ye olde time on ye Crusades. 101st Keyboarders, man your stations!
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:01
I posted a big picture of Phil Collins. I don’t see how they could stay away. MAybe I should just change the name of THree Bulls to:
“Welcome to NOW! Here are our mottos:
Israel Out of West Bank Now!! Women stop shaving Now! America Hating Starting Now! Hugging of Muslims Starting Now! Friday Cat Blogging Starting Now!”
F.M. Asshat said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:02
…..battery powered water cannon…is that anything like the Kaye Grogan Vibe?
F.M. Asshat said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:04
ABOVE NOT WORK SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:05
There the post is up. Its like fill in the blank. There is no way it can be denied. It is like a big fat watermelon waiting for Gallagher.
Pvt. Jockstrap Johnson said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:08
it can touch both your clit and pereneum at the same time, causing dual pleasure
You insensitive brutes. Where’s the dual pleasure for us Lizardoids and our cloacas? I fart in your general direction.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:08
I still can’t get over the “reeks of anti-semitism”- the only way those names could have been more pro-Israel is if they were “IrgunAvenger” or “Menachem Begin risen from the grave to drop A-bombs on your ass, Arabitards”
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:10
As Gavin mentioned, it’s all projection.
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:12
You’re forgetting one thing, Pinko. At LGF, anti-semitism isn’t about hating the Jews, it’s about _not_ hating the Muslims. Anyone who might not hate the Muslims is an anti-semite. Since we don’t hate the Muslims, that makes anything we do anti-semitic.
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:14
Paranoia, psychosis, laziness and anger drive people like the LGFers and their leaders (I would add greed to the leader’s motivations).
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:16
Aren’t the palestinian people semites?
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:18
GregH, I’d rather not get into that one, right now. I’m just stating the facts, as dropped from the cloaca of the Big Lizard.
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:21
I know and I agree with your point.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:22
Yeah, I hadn;t thought of it that way, its even worse than the whole “if you are anti-Israel, you are anti-semitic”- its, if you don;t hate the brownies, you are anti-Israel and therefore anti-semitic. sheesh. The people over there, they just like feeling like they are in a club. They learn the speech patterns and the whole way of communicating. What is the point of opening comments anyway, you could take the same 100 comments from any post and no one would notice. I admit that it is probably like that Eschaton sometimes, and Atrios too. But not all threads are like that at Kos, and you can have a debate at Kos- the whole mercury/vaccine thing was discussed at length at Kos, it was a real debate (even though the facts are clear there).
F.M. Asshat said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:25
I see that my hotness quotient has risen to 3.4!
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:28
Maybe that’s what they do. Charles, with his programming skills, has created a Turing monster. All those vile posts are just computer generated by switching “Jew” with “Muslim” in Mein Kampf and other odious works.
There used to be more enlightening discussion, but now, anyone who deviates from “smite the Arab” gets shouted down.
Capt. Trollypants said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:29
You always are the leader, Mein Marshal!
Everyone else only has three votes but you have 25- you are rolling now. I can’t wait for Jockstrap to get rated.
Pvt. Jockstrap said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:33
Dude, I already am rated: X.
We Lizardoids want to say that we are sleepy and will fuck your cloaca when we wake up. We need the sun to rise and warm our cold blood before we can begin our odious scurrying.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:34
What does Chaz know about our “Morality or decency” in this business?? For all he knows we could have been like a 21 Jump St. trying to go undercover to catch some bad guys on his board. I mean, I’m kind of like the super hot Richard Greico, GregH is the young Johnny Depp, I kind of view Ukko as Peter Deluise. And when Brad is in drag, he’s pretty hot, so there it is- Holly Peete nee Robinson!
F.M. Asshat said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:35
GOD BLESS CHARLES JOHNSON! He saved us from the hordes, hordes I say, of moonbats pounding at the LGF gates waiting to get in and interupt our pleasing stories with their alternate viewpoints.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:37
Er maybe you meant “alternating viewpoint”
Cobag #1: “From here it looks like all muslims suck and liberals hate america”
Cobag #2: “I’m getting the same thing here, except a bird just flew by me.”
F.M. Asshat said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:37
BRING ‘EM ON! LET’S ROLL!
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:40
Ohhh, that looks easy….
Cobag #3: “From here it looks like all liberals suck and muslims hate america”
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:43
Can you believe that “Major SS had the gall” to say something about 9/11? Like they fucking own that day? They’re the ones that hate america. 95% of them had never heard of the Taliban before that day, and now they throw around terms like “dhimmitude” like they’ve read the Koran. I’m going to go bite my pillow. I getting seriously angry now. Gav- you are great- GregH- you are a gentleman and a scholar - Tapio- I take my hat off to your wisdom and boundless energy- remember to tell the world “your NOW!” http://3bulls.blogspot.com/2005/08/whats-your-now-liberal-legionnaires.html
g’night all.
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:45
Buenos noches y suenos dulces.
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:50
Hyv?? y?t?, all. (Good night in Finnish).
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:52
But I think they think they need to be on the lookout over there, so maybe they are patrolling there- cuz there hasn’t been a peep at three bulls. Maybe Gavin should post something massively inflammatory.
You know, after calling him a deranged psychopath who’s ugly and stupid, I’m stuck with ideas like, “Aah, what about Photoshopping his face onto a picture of Marvin the Martian?”
I got nothing, basically.
Your Mother is a Platypus said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:53
Debate at Kos? …bah I’ve tried that a few times. Anytime you stray a bit from the accepted BushHitler idealogue you get shouted down by a barrage of fuck you too idiot, your mother is a donkey!1!!
duh!! said,
August 21, 2005 at 10:58
btw. your “posted by” is fucked
Yogimus said,
August 21, 2005 at 11:13
Hm…
If arguing over the internet is akin to participating in the special olympics, arguing across websites must be like the special olympic equivalent of professional wrestling.
Marq said,
August 21, 2005 at 11:18
Um, so, Pinko, you saying that you’ve been keeping busy by starring in crappy killer aliens and robots flicks for the Sci-Fi Network? OooooKaaaay.
Brad said,
August 21, 2005 at 11:31
It’s a good stunt to get site traffic.
"Jeff" said,
August 21, 2005 at 11:35
Nice try, fake Brad.
Anonymous said,
August 21, 2005 at 14:59
You tried and Charles stopped you… Bravo Charle!
Rear Admiral Tubesock said,
August 21, 2005 at 16:30
You moonbats think you’re so smart! Well, I’ve had approving comments on my LGF comment, so there!
#86 Tubesock
Agreed. And what about the other side of the coin, where the ‘freedom fighters’ draw aid and comfort from America’s internal divisions, and are able to turn the saga into a recruitment tool and energy for the ‘resistance?’ Sorta like Abu Grab and the korans in the toilet. Someone else’s son may die over their brazen idiocy.
Hah!
Rear Admiral Tubesock said,
August 21, 2005 at 16:47
Oh well. According to a later post, Chaz busted me as a troll. I always thought a troll was someone who dropped into a forum and posted something inflammatory to generate vitriolic responses. My post was not of that nature, and Chaz has now excluded a potentially valuable contributing member from his little community.
Heh heh, I said “member.”
Mal de mer said,
August 21, 2005 at 17:14
Charles,does this qualify as slander or just stupidity?
Posted by: Tapio at August 21, 2005 08:09 AM
Oh f***, the shit just hit the fan. MY BAD> I screwed up! I just wanted to get everyone in, and now STanford U. is going to get a Lizardoid denial of service attack. Oh, fucking shit. If he publishes my e-mail addresses I’m going to be really really sad. I will be so f****** F*****. I just wanted to get MAjor and Private in!
Poor Sirrius. So confused. It’s treasonous slander my little green friend.
You’re welcome.
By the way, I really resent having to go over to that LGF thing and read the comments. Like the last thing I need to see is a bunch of Crystal Meth addicts high-fiving each other for being clever.
LGF Watch said,
August 21, 2005 at 17:53
We ♥ you Gavin!
bob said,
August 21, 2005 at 18:22
You guys are so gay,
treblanews said,
August 21, 2005 at 18:43
I was a “moonbat” member til a few days ago. I got banned for calling Bushco, “chimpy”. Was doing that for 6 months. No warning at all. I would have stopped using chimpy if CJ said he had a problem with it. Check out my post at LGF using the advanced search feature and selecting comments only. Search for “treblanews” my nick at LGF. See if I deserved to be banned? Here is a letter I sent CJ through the “contact us”on the LGF site. Never got an answer back.
Charles Johnson
Before 9/11 you use to call Bush2, ?shrub?, and President Carter, ?mr. Peanut?.
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=416
Why I use ?chimpy?.
Shrub failed in protecting the US from terrorist attacks even though Clarke and Clinton warned him, at the start of his admin. about the threat OBL posed. Shrub did nothing even though he knew for sure OBL was behind the bombing of the USS Cole.. He receives a PDB titled ?Bin Laden Determined to Strike in the US? and ignored it and continued on with his vacation. Didn?t have a meeting about terrorism until a week before 9/11. Heads should have rolled but instead Rice got a promotion and Tenet gets a medal. That?s just a few of the reasons I use ?chimpy?, just like you used ?shrub? before 9/11.
In the comments section the minions use far worse words for former Presidents Carter and Clinton. Also the minions employ the same kind of comments towards Democratic Senators, Congressmen, Republicans who oppose ?Shrub? and heads of foreign states. How come I got banned from LGF for using ?chimpy?? Isn?t sauce for the goose sauce for the gander? And why now, with no warning from you by e-mail even though I have been using ?chimpy? for 6 months? Are you afraid I may persuade some minions to my point of view and shrink the membership of LGF which might lose you advertising revenue?
Censorship for this reminds me of Mao, Castro, Hitler, Saddam etc. Der Fuhrer would be proud of you.
Hopefully you won?t be a ?girly man?, and I will receive a reply from you concerning this matter. But I doubt you will reply because there is no good reason for censoring me.
Treblanews
Mal de mer said,
August 21, 2005 at 18:54
I trust you picked up the pieces of your shattered life and moved on.
I prefer Chimperator. It’s funny on so many levels; it’s like finding Hitler funny.
…And really, isn’t that all the world needs? To find the humour in Hitler?
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 19:29
I love how Chazmo is regulating intent and not just content. You could literally just copy down existing comments from good faith members, but if your intent is not up to his snuff- WHAMO. This is the very definition of megalomaniac. It’s pretty scary actually.
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 19:45
Any hits yet?
Maybe 3Bulls needs to be more explicit with the top post, like having a title like, “Welcome troop-hatin’ moonbats! In this thread, let’s hate on conservatives, God, ‘n’ babies!”
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 19:56
Mega Dittos Gavin.
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 20:05
110+ comments on a thread in which she that cannot be named isn’t mentioned? Shocking!
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 20:14
Nobody is biting. It it like we are fly fishing with the wrong flies.
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 20:28
Well, it’s obvious the Lizardoids don’t hold a candle to the Vox Day gang. The VD gang will swarm your site at the slightest criticism of their ringleader, but the Lizardoids don’t have the same spirit. On the blog over there, the person who MajorSS responded to appeared shocked and scared. It is evident that the vile hatred of the Lizardoids is a testament to their fear, not their motorcycle gang toughness.
LGF: Where we’re so scared, we wear brownshirts.
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 20:39
Maybe we should switch to stink bait?
Heh, Tapios said VD.
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 20:43
If we want some fun with wingnuts, we need to provoke the VD gang (heh, I said it again). The only problem is that they are so fringe, they might not be as much fun to entertain as MJ (no thread is complete without her). They are just hooligans, and not very interesting ones at that.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 20:45
That’s why I wanted Gavin to unload both rhetorical barrels on VD. The guy has really good quality trollsies, at least they are fun. Seriously, we would have lightened up LGF a little bit, and I bet we could have totally ended up having tickle fights with them and drinking cosmos and maybe throwing some Pop Secret into the microwave and who knows what could have happened. We didn’t even get the shot.
Oh, GregH I thought you said “Mega dildos, Gavin” and I was confused for a minute.
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 20:47
Yeah, Pinko, I was hoping it would end in some lusty baying, but Charles was too clenched to allow it. There was baying for blood, not for manly bonding.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 20:49
Tapio, I was trying to bait Gavin into that- I think he has something in the works. I basically told Gavin that we could not be BFFs until Vox Day was discussed thoroughly. I think Tapio, GregH and whoever else wishes should make this solemn vow to not be BFFs with Gavin until he accomplishes his specified duty. Charles would throw the Lizardoids a bone like that. I actually could picture Chazmo (that’s his new name, I don’t want to hear him referred to otherwise) flinging picked over bones from his nightly meat to the ravenous hordes swarming about his table. He is also probably dressed like a Viking.
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 20:51
Oh now you’ve done it. You’ve broken the MJ’ silence. Expect this thread to go to 400+ before you know it.
VD is a piece of work. A vile woman-hating vaguely skinhead piece of work. I see that his minions are very sensitive about his hairdo; which, is sort of funny given everything else they have to defend about him.
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 20:54
his minions are very sensitive about his hairdo
I’ve always thought his hairdo looked like a landing strip. The rest of the pudenda is a disappointment, however.
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 20:55
I solemnly swear not to be BFFs with Gavin, Seb, Jeff or Brad until mocking of VD begins in earnest at S,N.
Allah on a pongostick! said,
August 21, 2005 at 20:56
Ok, just to enlighten a passing LGF right wing extremist and Bush worshipping SUV driving evil brownshirt who likes to eat small innocent immigrant Moslem children and stomp on small endangered spieces, yeah so who’s the broad-that-can’t-be-named? Marie? And what’s so special about her, besides her looks?
btw. I’ve had some trouble finding your own images on the site - seeing as only a two-bit sleazy cowardly scumbag would publish images of some of their hot readers without first having published their own - and naturaly I assume you are no such thing, two-bit sleazy cowardly scumbag that is, not hot, so I guess it’s gotta be here somewhere…
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 20:57
No BFF until we talk about VD!
No BFF until we talk about VD!
No BFF until we talk about VD!
What’ve you got dudes?
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 20:57
Tapio, please do not be so hilarious. Pudenda- the world’s funniest word.
Oh this from LGF, they constantly lap each other in stupidity:
“MajorSS”
I am never sure which bothers me more, that the moonbats take such glee in thinking that LGF people are anti-semites, or that the use of such BS nicks does not bother them more-”
and this:
“#231 Publius Vergilius Maro 8/21/2005 05:14AM PDT
Wait. Moonbats think we here at LFG are anti-semites? Are you serious? Considering how negative their opinion of Israel is, and how often they dry-hump Mahmoud Abbas and the Palestinians, I always imagined it was the other way around.
Well.
I did not know that.”
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 21:00
Our first catch of the day!! Cicero pales in the face of this rhetoritician:
bikerlizard says:”FUCK YOU SCUM BAG MOONBAT FAG SHITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUCK A DICK YOU FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08.21.05 - 3:50 pm
Pvt. Jockstrap Johnson said,
August 21, 2005 at 21:01
AOPS, you can find the pics of the elite here if you look hard enough.
These pussies love Marie because she has the cojones to sic Acme Law firm from 123 Main St. on them. She also keeps flirting with us by posting lo-o-o-ong comments.
Mr Sneaky said,
August 21, 2005 at 21:03
I have been posting as a “loyal minion” on LGF for quite some time (can’t say exactly how long for OpSec reasons). I have gained the trust of some of the top lizards and am in regular private email convos with them (which I’ve saved). Also, some of them have sent my pics of their boozeups. I’m nearly ready to publish a hilarious expose of the LGF crowd naming names, quoting lizards and the pictures are too funny for words!
Stay tuned Batties!
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 21:03
Oooh, it’s started, Pinko!
“FUCK YOU SCUM BAG MOONBAT FAG SHITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUCK A DICK YOU FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The lusty baying has begun! I won’t be disappointed. Hallelujah!
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 21:06
Too small through him back!
Greg said,
August 21, 2005 at 21:09
Um, my alter ego’s spelling is getting to me. Make that “throw”
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 21:12
They’re definitely over there; I can see them popping their heads up and clicking through. There should be like 50-100 unique crazies per hour.
Maybe if you went and hit comments over there instead of here. The sight of a long comment thread might draw them in.
Mal de mer said,
August 21, 2005 at 21:54
I have been posting as a “loyal minion” on LGF for quite some time (can’t say exactly how long for OpSec reasons). I have gained the trust of some of the top lizards and am in regular private email convos with them (which I’ve saved). Also, some of them have sent my pics of their boozeups. I’m nearly ready to publish a hilarious expose of the LGF crowd naming names, quoting lizards and the pictures are too funny for words
I think I just had my first orgasm. Or, a pre-me, anyway.
If you’re lying, I’ll hate you forever.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 22:06
You had me at hello, Mr. Sneaky.
Please let us know when you are ready for your close up.
I agree with Mal, I think a lot of shorts just got creamed.
Rune said,
August 21, 2005 at 22:23
I have been posting as a “loyal minion” on LGF for quite some time (can’t say exactly how long for OpSec reasons). I have gained the trust of some of the top lizards and am in regular private email convos with them (which I’ve saved). Also, some of them have sent my pics of their boozeups. I’m nearly ready to publish a hilarious expose of the LGF crowd naming names, quoting lizards and the pictures are too funny for words
oy vey! Is that true?! You gained their trust by being a lying scumbag. Cleverly pretending to be a lying scumbag, I mean! A brave man such as you surely only walks the earth once a century. Perhaps only once ever! Are we witnessing the seconding comming?! Is the kingdom of God neigh?!
I’m just absolutely sure the earth will stop spinning when you release your world shattering account of your scary hiatush amongst the evil right wing BushHitler crowd.
Come on. Give us some bits. Did the dasterly bastards force you to say I love America or some such distasteful thing? Oh, but it must have been absolutely awfull! Scary too!! Good thing we have brave men such as yourself!
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 22:25
EAT IT, Rune Boy!
Rune said,
August 21, 2005 at 22:35
Yeah. That’s the spirit GregH man - Big Scary Man! Give us some meat ^M^M^M^M vegtables (hey! when in Rome etc. and I’m an open kinda guy, boy I mean, and this being amongst liberal tree hugging feminst veggies) give us some vegtables of the clever deep undercover work that’s been going on. Do I figure in anywhere. Oh but tell me I do. I’m a big motherfucking LGF huncho lizard I tell you!
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 22:37
oy vey! Is that true?! You gained their trust by being a lying scumbag. Cleverly pretending to be a lying scumbag, I mean!
Ooh! those damn dirty moonbats. We were all jumping up and down and being like, “Woohoo! Nuke all the Muslims and send the liberals to Gitmo!” when they came by and only pretended to want to nuke all the Muslims and send the liberals to Gitmo.
That’s, like, immoral.
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 22:39
Hey Rune, do you remember that time? That time under the bridge when we held eachother and you said it was OK but I shouldn’t tell anyone? Do you remember it was our little secret? Do you remember the tears? You said you liked it but that I shouldn’t tell. Do you remember?
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 22:42
BTW, we moonbats are afraid of people who eat meat and ride motorcycles.
See Fig. 1
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 22:44
Rune, you said that you would never forget that time. Tell me that you remember.
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 22:46
God, what did we ever do without trolls? This is like the full-flavored blog experience here.
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 22:47
Full-flavored peaty overtones in this here bog.
Anonymous said,
August 21, 2005 at 22:47
Ooh! those damn dirty moonbats. We were all jumping up and down and being like, “Woohoo! Nuke all the Muslims and send the liberals to Gitmo!” when they came by and only pretended to want to nuke all the Muslims and send the liberals to Gitmo.
Not that there’s anything wrong with wanting to nuke all the Muslims and sending the liberals to Gitmo of course. Or visa versa. Or both. Yeah both, a thing worth doing, is worth doing properly. Send all the liberals to Gitmo and nuke the fucking place.
Hey Rune, do you remember that time? That time under the bridge when we held eachother and you said it was OK but I shouldn’t tell anyone? Do you remember it was our little secret? Do you remember the tears? You said you liked it but that I shouldn’t tell. Do you remember?
Hey I like a bit of boy-on-big-scary-man action just as much as the next guy. But I think you’re mistaken me for somebody else. Possible your donkey?
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 22:52
I knew you liked it Rune. You said so yourself. Why do you deny that it was you? That it was us?
Mal de mer said,
August 21, 2005 at 22:52
Are we witnessing the seconding comming?! Is the kingdom of God neigh?!
?
?Hablas Ingl?s, se?or? ?O Finland?s?
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:00
Is Rune too small? Does he not meet the size limit? Must we throw him back?
Rear Admiral Tubesock said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:02
Is the kingdom of God neigh?
Use a little horse sense, son. Of course it is. Look at all these moonbats here at Saddley, No! They’re terrified that Marie Jon’ will be wearing the bridle veil for Jesus when he returns. They have not a bit of salvation in their souls, but you bet when the Lord returns (and it will be soon, you can lay odds on it) they will be currying favor like crazy.
Mal de mer said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:06
Oh man, my last post was messed. I blame switching to Canadian Multi-lingual keyboard and “Character Map” (to find all the frickin’ diacritics) for that. My use of the familiar second person with “senor” (I’m not going hunting for a tilde again, sorry) I blame on my bad Spanish.
Lo fucking siento.
Rune said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:06
Rune, you said that you would never forget that time. Tell me that you remember.
Now that you mention it. No.
…or wait! You were that little nerdy toady looking guy with bad breath who said something like we little girly-men are humans too ahh, those days were the wild days huh! YIIHAA We were the rebels then! Hiding under bridges. Hugging men! ahhh golden years.
Of course now I’m just an evil old and bitter man with a grudge. Not that I don’t love you anymore!!
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:07
I had to take the doogies for a walk and I miss Rune boy- yeah they must have made him say “I love America”- yeah, I see that tossed around at LGF all the time- accusing other people of hating america does not mean you love it. It all comes down to the definition of “love” “America” and “is” don;t you know. Your vision of America is everybody in lock step mind control like at LGF. That’s a vision of the Fourth Reich (I didn’t say Third, so Godwin’s law is still put to bed) to me. So I don’t “love” your America, I love my America. Where the president doesn’t start and fight wars incompetently, where the president puts the Republic over political concerns, and where people are tolerant of other people’s cultures, and they don’t race and religion bait. That’s my America, and there is nothing in it that says you have to love it or leave, you are more than welcome to defile it, and I would fight for your right to do so. It’s called freedom, you total cobag.
moonbat for hire said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:10
I registered at LGF long ago, so if anyone wants to say something there just tell me and I will post it. You don’t even have to pay me, I’m such a slut.
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:11
…or wait! You were that little nerdy toady looking guy with bad breath who said something like
Woop! Insults. Time for Finnish!
Moi moi, vitunlihakeitto! Suksi vittun!
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:14
I registered at LGF long ago, so if anyone wants to say something there just tell me and I will post it. You don’t even have to pay me, I’m such a slut.
Hmm. You know, I have an old account too. I see a plot taking shape.
Rune said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:14
Oh man, my last post was messed. I blame switching to Canadian Multi-lingual keyboard yap yap yap
Yeah. That’s what I do too. Blame Canada! Buncha liberal commie bastards up there anyway. Perhaps we can nuke them, when we nuke the frogs. Two for the price of one. Guess you’re comming round huh. Next thing you’ll be eating steaks and muttering damn liberal media under your breath. Good thing, my work here is not in vain.
Rune said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:16
No insults like Danish insults!
Din lille gavtyv! Slambert!
moonbat for hire said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:18
We could rabidly debate which shiny-clean WMDs to use on I. and S. in order to win the WOT for the NWO. They would never suspect a thing.
What other kind of bats are there, anyway?
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:19
Is there a real Rune and a fake Rune, or does the whole rest of the internets practice Scandinavian verbal duelling?
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:20
No insults like Danish insults!
Din lille gavtyv! Slambert!
Dude, you’re busted. Wingnuts don’t speak foreign languages.
F.M. Asshat said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:21
There’s languages other than American?
Mal de mer said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:23
French Canadian swears top them all. Interpreted literally, they sound like praying.
’sti de calisse de tabernacle; sacr?-moi le camp avant que je te chrisse une bonne?
Intent: You fucker; Get out of my face before I cream you.
Literal translation: My Host of the Chalice of the Tabernacle; Sacred me the field before I Christ you a new one.
What other kinds of bats are there, anyway? said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:24
Where do trolls go when they die?
Are there bridges in the sky?
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:28
Hey, y’know how on LGF they combat trolls by going ‘GAZE’ and listing recipes and stuff?
Mon ami, on pense qu’one trouvait une methode nouveau, ici! Les moonbats, ils parlent comme les grenouilles…
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:31
I thought we were trying to entice the trolls? What is the ecretsay anplay ayanyway?
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:34
Wow, they have secret code words like “GAZE” at LGF. That’s so cool!
WCW said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:35
Hard to squeeze any fun out of that which is below parody in the first place…
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:37
The ecretsay anplay… Do you guys still have an ecretsay eadthray? The green foozballs are still coming through here.
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:38
Sure do. I haven’t been there in a while though.
GregH said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:39
LIZARDROIDS SUCK LITTLE GREEN DONKEY DONG!!!!!1!!1!
Mal de mer said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:40
I’m sorry; multi-lingualism is freaking hot. It all goes back to the steps in front of the Palazzo Vecchio in Florence, when this guy used 3 languages to pick me up. Ah, memories…
….What we’re we talking about again? Oh, right. Multi-lingualism is sexy. Except when it involves Esperanto. That’s just dorky.
Tapio said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:41
Mal de mer, it does often seem that languages with a Catholic heritage have a good supply of religious imagery in their swearing, whereas Anglo-Saxon uses body parts. I guess it’s because we refer to whatever was most taboo to get the biggest rise.
Anglo-Saxon swearing: You twat! Go suck your father’s dick!
Catholic swearing: Mal de mer expressed it
Lizardoid swearing: J-Dam you! Go kiss a bunker-buster!
Which leads us to ask why Gavin and I like to use poro and vittu in our colorful expressions.
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:42
Sure do. I haven’t been there in a while though.
The one here, or the one there?
Greg said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:44
The one there. I just went. Nobody has been there in a while but there’s still the lingering stench.
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:48
I certainly won’t go and leave a message there. Hopefully no one will check.
Pinko Punko said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:49
still up- u know where to go
illstay ecretsay
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:50
If Moonbat for Hire is still here, there seems to be a secret plot in the works…
moonbat for hire said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:52
I here, and obey!
moonbat for hire said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:56
But
erewhay otay ogay?
Mal de mer said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:57
Anglo-Saxon swearing: You twat! Go suck your father’s dick
Yeah, but what explains the vileness of Finnish swearing? They’re not even Indo-European, let alone Anglo-Saxon.
I think it has something to do with being blond.
Gavin M. said,
August 21, 2005 at 23:57
Agent Moonbat, due to the seriousness of the mission, I must briefly confer with the general office…
moonbat dirtcheap said,
August 22, 2005 at 0:14
The G.O. is… gone!
Anonymous said,
August 22, 2005 at 0:15
Blame Canada! Buncha liberal commie bastards up there anyway. Perhaps we can nuke them, when we nuke the frogs. Two for the price of one. Guess you’re comming round huh. Next thing you’ll be eating steaks and muttering damn liberal media under your breath. Good thing, my work here is not in vain.
Being the open, charismatic, inter-nationalist that I am, I think I need to point out to Americans (yet again) that the word “frog” is, to French-Canadians, the equivalent of “nigger.” I wrote the writers of Cheers about that almost a decade ago, and,, despite their apology, nothing seems to have changed.
The French (from France) find the term “frog” funny, because:
a) Grenouille is a cute little amphibian, and tasty to boot.
b) They’re French. It’s impossible to insult them.
The rest of us find the term “frog” as funny as “nigger.”
Mal de mer said,
August 22, 2005 at 0:18
Oops..and that was me, Mal de mer. More Mal than mer.
Gavin M. said,
August 22, 2005 at 0:19
A contact address has been sent to…a contact thing, at some place somewhere.
moonbat 4H said,
August 22, 2005 at 0:24
But it’s not under the rock by the third tree after the fork!
Rune said,
August 22, 2005 at 0:27
I’m sorry; multi-lingualism is freaking hot
Boy am I one sexy bastard! Not only am I multi-lingu-whatever. I even speak a language none of you girlie-men ever knew existed; Faroe. Of course swearing in Faroe mostly involve fish and sheep, and I kinda like the sheep so I won’t insult them by bringing them up here. Anyway we all know you’re lying. We also know you masturbate to images of goats and Barbie dolls, but that’s beside the point. You are a dirty cheat because we all know there’re only two swear words in froggish. merde and tres merde. coward being more like a french philosophy or state of mind or something.
The rest of us find the term “frog” as funny as “nigger.”
Being the closed, bigoted, nationalist that I am I think I need to point out I find nigger pretty funny too.
Anyway, now that I’m official too sexy for this site, I think I’ll leave you to it and head for bed.
Mal de mer said,
August 22, 2005 at 0:32
Thank you, Rune. Slumberland is God’s way of telling the rest of us I’m giving you all a break
Gavin M. said,
August 22, 2005 at 0:33
Sure, he’s leaving so we don’t make him prove he knows Faroe.
Pinko Punko said,
August 22, 2005 at 0:38
m4H, I sent you an e-mail from your websitesy with a link- was that not your webloggie?
M4H said,
August 22, 2005 at 0:40
mmmmmmyes but sometimes it’s slow or something and the oxygen is running out… will proceed with hand signals…
Mal de mer said,
August 22, 2005 at 0:42
Rune has to prove he speaks English, first. Meaning whether he’s referring to the Faroese language (..which, I hasten to add, is not related to Finnish), or to the islands.
…oh, well. I guess we’ll never know. Rune just dropped 100 ml’s of Nyquil, it appears.
Pinko Punko said,
August 22, 2005 at 0:47
hmm, M4H, let me know if you can’t get there today, on this thread and we’ll figure something out. things are slow, so there is not a hurry, we need to be upersay ecretsay!
Gavin M. said,
August 22, 2005 at 0:56
Yeah, and imagine: If you were one of the 3 1/2 people who spoke Faroe, wouldn’t you be excited to have a chance to use it?
If he’s coming back, I’ll bet he’s on Google right now control-’c'ing Faroese phrases.
“Ha ha, you moonbats are a bunch of [luncheon menu] who think you’re [does this store sell travel guides?] but you’re really [is it not beautiful weather for skiing]!!!
Blar-har-haggle-huck
Mal de mer said,
August 22, 2005 at 1:22
I can can fake Faroese better than Runa; the aengle-seaxona thrym-kringa can English. I just did a google search on Faorese; it has “?’s” and everything (…so hot!)
V?lkomin til heimas??una hj? Fer?ar?? F?royar
I don’t think this is safe for work, by the way.
Brad R. said,
August 22, 2005 at 1:29
199 slut bagz!!!
Brad R. said,
August 22, 2005 at 1:29
TWOOOOOOOO HUNDRED!!!!!
Pinko Punko said,
August 22, 2005 at 1:31
Brad pops his head in after the dust clears and the Red Sox win. Nice one.
Oh yeah, 200, Koulterz!!
Pinko Punko said,
August 22, 2005 at 1:31
Cobag.
Mal de mer said,
August 22, 2005 at 1:43
Cobag? What an awful thing to say. I thought belittling one of your senators with the epithet Santorum was bad enough, but this?
Chester said,
August 22, 2005 at 3:59
dude, you guys are comedic genius.
I have to confess I have an LGF account too, and I rarely use it. It isn’t really worth the time.
These people have no sense of humor. I have tried with them in the past but nothing works.
Charles is what happens when hippies stop smoking weed and start having a world opinion. Dismal
Pinko Punko said,
August 22, 2005 at 5:01
Chazmo is really weird. He claims to be above the fray, while his minions essentially take the anti-Semitic handbook, and cross out “Jew” and write “Muslim”.
Chester said,
August 22, 2005 at 6:07
Man, what happened? I posted something and now the last two comments have been reversed?
It’s like being washed out in the machine during a Surf session.
Chester said,
August 22, 2005 at 6:09
Maybe Chucko is to blame, but anyway.
The last comment and the one in front of it are mine.
Chester
Pinko Punko said,
August 22, 2005 at 6:30
Chaz is totally burning the midnight oil. He just nailed someone that he thought was one of us. Obviously this thread isn’t saferoni. also, the ecretsay thread may be compromised. Let’s clean up references to it, and also link to it via haloscan link to comments, not a bookmark to the post. Oy Vey. This guy is total meshugganah.
Dan Someone said,
August 22, 2005 at 6:33
Hmm… I wonder if CJ might be confused if he saw someone posting in this thread with the same name as someone who posts in his threads. That could lead to an unwarranted banning.
Chester said,
August 22, 2005 at 7:04
Which thread is that? i am lovin Charles falling apart. the moles are even better. I think I might do a little moling myself.
Chester
Gavin M. said,
August 22, 2005 at 7:05
Chester, I accidentally didn’t delete any comment that had no reference to anyone’s identity or an unfolding plan. Because no LGFers aren’t around and not watching.
Pinko Punko is not one to contact regarding no plans that do not have to do with LGF.
Chester said,
August 22, 2005 at 7:12
No, dude, seriously I am on your page.
Let’s do this, I have wanted to fuck those tards up for years. I am a total prankster too. I see the comedy in this and i totally want to do this.
Trust me I am no LGFer.
chester
what is up with the title names getting all mixed up?
I am signing my name so people will know its me.
I do have the pictures from the Texas LGF roundup. Pretty fucking usual.
Chester
BTW guys. If they knew who i was on LGF they would shit bricks.
Chester said,
August 22, 2005 at 7:15
chester di NOT just read the previous post and would never try to contact Pinko Punko. He would never want to be a part of something as evil as fucking with people who call for the death of all Muslims and liberals. Never.
As a matter of fact he won’t be sending an email anytine soon.
Never.
Pinko Punko said,
August 22, 2005 at 7:36
chesters
i want to send you my e-mail, but Cj is all over this thread and I can’t tell you the secret place. maybe there is some way for gavin to not pass you my e-mail. since he sees e-mails attached to comments like not this one.
Pinko Punko said,
August 22, 2005 at 7:38
Gavin, never mind Chesters seems like LGF. I love Chester, but I can;t do it. Chazmo, has me insaniac.
Pinko Punko said,
August 22, 2005 at 7:42
Cattt is going to be toast. She’ll protest that she’s not one of us, but I’m not goign to let her be the only one having any fun. You are toast Cattt!
I can’t wait for you to get hosed! See you at Trivia night at O’Shea’s. Don;t be mad, you know we love you- you’ve put in a ton of time over there- come back to us sweetie!
Gavin M. said,
August 22, 2005 at 7:45
Secret LGF weeder-outer quiz.
Chester,
How much money is missing in Iraq, and where did it go?
GregH said,
August 22, 2005 at 7:47
Yes she had a good run. It’s too bad that she got caught.
Gavin M. said,
August 22, 2005 at 7:47
There are no wrong answers, btw. And a few more questions, so no single one is decisive…
GregH said,
August 22, 2005 at 7:48
$8B - Sandy Berger’s Pants?
Pinko Punko said,
August 22, 2005 at 7:48
Greg I hope she sees you first, she can hit pretty hard. Night-
Chester said,
August 22, 2005 at 7:50
Yeah,
chester does not see the concern and realizes he might never jeopardize the plan, he really wishes you well in it though.
If there was a way Chester would never do it. He is a true LGFer and would quickly rat you out to his buddies over at LGF.
Please just promise Chester he can see the aftermath. I am busting a load in my pantaloons already. Actually you could have checked Chester’s credentials at LGFWatch but comments are shut.
I wish there was a way to prove otherwise.
Chester.
If Chester never found a way to give Pinko a bargaining chip about Chester no alliegience would ever be formed.
Chester is a true LGFer.
Chester
GregH said,
August 22, 2005 at 7:50
Cattt can be a sore loser but she had a better run there than