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Kitten Kombat, Round II: Our Ferocious Felines Kreate Kitten Karnage
The Editors have thrown down the gauntlet. We shall respond in kind.
HELTER SKELTER
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide,
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride,
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again!
Do you, don’t you want me to love you,
I’m coming down fast but I’m miles above you!
Tell me tell me tell me come on tell me the answer,
You may be a lover but you ain’t no dancer!
Helter Skelter!
Helter Skelter!
Helter Skelter!
And that… is how we do Kitten Kombat.
Jack of None said,
June 24, 2005 at 0:56
I feel somehow compelled, in the interest of fairness, to point out that I’ve known several hairless cats in my lifetime and they’re all extremely cuddly in person, if a bit bony and scrawny-looking.
That last one is HORRIFYING, though. What the fuck HAPPENED to it?
Roger said,
June 24, 2005 at 1:13
Those don’t look like kittens… but hearing the screaming of HELTER SKELTER and looking at cat #2.. shivers…
D. Sidhe said,
June 24, 2005 at 1:44
Is this what happens when you feed The Editors’ kittens after midnight and then get them wet?
Dick Durata said,
June 24, 2005 at 2:04
What’s the name of the last one, Squeaky Fromme?
ALO said,
June 24, 2005 at 3:04
OH MY GOd!! I can’t even bring myself to scroll back up. I’m going to be sleeping with the light on tonight.
meri said,
June 24, 2005 at 4:17
Cat #2 looks like somebody took two cats, killed them horribly, stiched what was left of their maimed bodies into one cat, and raised it from the dead. Then he dumped a buket of water over it.
Brad R. said,
June 24, 2005 at 4:23
Cat #2 looks like somebody took two cats, killed them horribly, stiched what was left of their maimed bodies into one cat, and raised it from the dead. Then he dumped a buket of water over it.
Bravo, Meri. That’s really effing funny :-D
teh l4m3 said,
June 24, 2005 at 5:44
#2 looks like the demon zombie cat from that episode of Buffy with the crazy zombie mask.
VKW said,
June 24, 2005 at 7:00
Can’t we cats all just get along, and agree on how to exploit our human “owners”?
celticgirl said,
June 24, 2005 at 7:24
I say again: send the mutant band after Dr. Frist. Now there’s someone who truly DESERVES Kitten Kombat!!! Between #2 and Yosef’s cat…whoa dude!
CelticGirl said,
June 24, 2005 at 10:40
Doesn’t the orange tabby look like a Gremlin? See, the old man told you not to get them wet…
The kitty with the chair in the background just looks really stoned.
The Dark Avenger said,
June 24, 2005 at 10:50
Meri:
Cat #2 is the visual equivalent of the old quantum mechanic joke:
“Erwin, what did you do to the cat? The poor thing looks half-dead!”
Yosef said,
June 24, 2005 at 16:35
The carnage!!!! It’s horrifying!!
“Doesn’t the orange tabby look like a Gremlin?”
More like a pinto I think, although it doesn’t have a hatchback.
kiche said,
June 24, 2005 at 18:38
wow, kaye grogan owns some fucked up looking cats.
FlipYrWhig said,
June 24, 2005 at 20:29
I didn’t know that joke, Dark Avenger, and I’m loving it now.
chris said,
June 24, 2005 at 22:23
this site is fucking stupid
The Dark Avenger said,
June 25, 2005 at 5:54
Hey, why did Mickey Mouse want to divorce Minnie Mouse?
Because people were telling him that she was fuckin’ Goofy.
Thank you, FYW, I’ll be playing in Reno next week…….
Frederick said,
June 25, 2005 at 22:14
What corner of hell did you find those cats in? Yikes!
joe schmoe said,
June 29, 2005 at 5:13
are you sick or somethingawful?